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Rocdog21
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Originally posted by ProRobber
IMO, these are the fractured facets of a single root personality. That personality has been here so long, it began to become bored with the current state of the forums and the game. This individual would have been a pro in the standard meta, with a long list of accomplishments. They would feel the need to become the founder of a whole new meta, and be immortalized in the sordid history of GLB a second time.

Who could it be...?


The answer is always D-pride.




 
Sithas~Cult~
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Originally posted by Rocdog21
With the exception of sega...they all log in about the same time. Probably just a coincidence since they are all similiar but distinct personalities though.



The Family supper table is full of GLB.
 
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Originally posted by Sithas~Cult~

The Family supper table is full of GLB.


Completely unrelated...anyone remember this classic?

"You went for line drawings and you f'd up you f'n idiot. You brain-washed yourself, you mother f'n stupid c^ck suckers, because you never studied your Holy Homework. That's two capital H's there, all the rest are lower case in any f'n' case. Supreme Court, you are not the f'n Supreme Court of anything, except Hell! For the next ten-thousand years you will shovel your sh^t and eat it, because you're on repeat, mother f'r. It just started backwards and you can't do a f'n thing about it. The public are gonna take back every f'n thing from you that you took away from them you mother f'r.

Raleigh.

Yes.

This is the deal.

Yes, what is the deal?

You either cool it down right now...

Or your gonna f'n die!

...or you're outta here.

Oh, you're gonna put me out? Well, I ain't leavin' mother f'r. Now what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do to this little kid, huh?

Your gonna go to the psych ward.

Well, good! That's where I wanna go!

Yeah, your gonna be right there. So you better cool it down. You better cool it down right now. I don't want to hear anything else out of this room...

Or you're gonna what!?

...or you are gonna go to the psyche ward. This is your last opportunity.

Yeah, ok, get it. Let's go.

Shut your f'n' mouth.

Alright!

And don't make any more waves in the house. Otherwise you're going to the psych ward.

Well, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to the psych ward and so I'm gonna shoot my f'n mouth off, so get out of here. Your cutting into my commercial.

You understand?

I'm making a f'n' commercial. I'm a businessman! Get out of here! Your trying to get in on this f'n' thing. You ain't no star a-hole, your just a f'n errand boy!

Your the craziest son of a bitch I ever...

Exactly! I'm an American!

This is the last warning Raleigh.

Good, Shut Up!

Any more out of you and you're going to the psych ward.

See, you lie. You don't eat your feedback.

You need to understand that.

I understand that!

As long as you understand that, that's the rules, Raleigh.

Whoever comes in this f'n' room, I'm gonna kill em! That's what I gonna do.

Oh are you? I'm in your room, Raleigh.

Well you've come in against...this is my room.

I'm in your room. I'm in you room. I'm in your room.

Back out! Back out! Back out! Words don't bother me, man; actions do.

Let's do it. Go for it, dude.

Well, if you come at me, your gonna f'n' die!

Go for it.

I ain't going for nothing!

You f'n wimp.

You f'n' reach for me, and I'm gonna take your arm off!

Come on. Come on!

I ain't coming; you come!

Cool it, Raleigh. You understand that? You got it? Either you cool it or you're out of here. That's the only choice you have.

Try it!

Your gone, dude.

Who's gonna enforce it? Call the cops, motherf'r! Call the cops!

You got witnesses right now?

No witnesses, call the f'n cops! I'll call the f'n' cops on you, you c^cksucker, right now!

Good. Call 'em.

911, just like that, and you will never get out of this!

Good. Come on.

I would like an emergency call please, there's a psychopathic trying to kill me in my f'n' room, now get them cops over here to 12309 Ventura Street please. He is standing in my door, I told him to get out of here, and he tells me he's gonna put me in the psycho-tank, for making my production here, which is a science fiction magazine! And he's trying to scare me 'cause he thinks he's big, but he's just a big pile of sh^t! 'Cause I'll splatter him all over the f'n wall. I hope you record all that. That's a pre-programming for the police department! And send 'em over here, 'cause I'm about to kill him in two seconds. Now get 'em over here as fast as you can please. I hope your recording this."
 
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Well shoot, thought there'd be at least a couple Sublime fans from back in the day within the GLB ranks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHsYu8_S4nY
 
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Summertime and the livings easy....
 
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Well at least now I know how to kill a smelly cat thread.
 
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