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UGA_XII
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Each week I'll be giving one random guaranteed survivor pick to help those having difficulty deciding on which game and / or team to choose while navigating your way to the finals. I know some of you may have questions as to what qualifies me to help you decide on a winner each week. So here's an honest look at my survivor history.
Q1. Have I ever won survivor ? No.
Q2. Have I ever come close to winning survivor ? Nope.
Q3. What's the deepest week I've reached in survivor before being eliminated ? I'm usually done once the cpu losses to human owned teams have run it's course.
Q4. What makes this season any different ? I think I've finally got the hang of it so you can trust me with this . I spent a couple hours today working out a can't miss game solve using quadratic equations and anyway it's all nerd stuff all you need to know is the winner of each game each week.

S92 Week 2 Survivor Special

The Roman Legion over Cleveland Brownz
Don't you throw this fn' game Argo and make me look bad the 1st freaking week I make a pick. This won't be the most lop sided score of the week but it's a solid can't miss pick with Argo being a veteran coach, with multiple Gold Cup and Tournament wins and Fred's Brownz are under staffed with 40 players and 100% cpu.

Edited by UGA_XII on May 1, 2022 19:03:03
 
Kenshinzen
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Q5. Do we care about survivor? NO
 
Argonut
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Good pick. And this coming from a 33 time winner.
 
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Originally posted by Kenshinzen
Q5. Do we care about survivor? NO


No fricken way....this is just too awesome. You're an internet bully aren't you ? Hi
 
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An apology if my comment was rude. Just donít play survivor thatís all.

Just passing by, Iíll leave you alone nowÖ.
 
Argonut
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Originally posted by Kenshinzen
An apology if my comment was rude. Just donít play survivor thatís all.

Just passing by, Iíll leave you alone nowÖ.



He was joking.
 
Argonut
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another tip is to remember to make your picks. lol
 
UGA_XII
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Originally posted by Kenshinzen
An apology if my comment was rude. Just donít play survivor thatís all.

Just passing by, Iíll leave you alone nowÖ.


You're no bother at all sir. I was only having fun. My humor ranges from toddler to schizophrenic and in most cases only funny to me. I'm not the authority but you are welcome here and free to comment whatever you like. I for one am not easily offended at all
 
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S92 Week 3 Survivor Special

When I saw the EagleFang Karate Fighting Gamecocks matchup my 1st thought was man if jkid was still roaming the halls here this could easily be the conference championship or gold cup preview because both teams would be fully boosted and razor sharp. The dream match of dream matches featuring Saban's ultra morale damaging power attack versus jkid's lightning quick speed and agility offense that always seemed to hit explosive play after explosive play after explosive play but dream matches rarely happen and this one is no different. Saban is the fully boosted measuring stick of pee wee and jkid hung up his whistle and clip board months ago. What we are looking for now are matchups with solid picks to win and EagleFang Karate over the Fighting Gamecocks is that pick.
 
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S92 Week 4 Survivor Special

An insider who chooses to remain nameless has given me a tip that it's likely we may see some the vaunted Wild Dawg offense from Bulldawg Nation in week 4 to shake things up after a failing to reach the end zone in week 3 versus R007Cs Sin City Tip Drill defense. Wild Dawg Offense or not Philly Meme Lords will be out classed before the halfway point of the 1st Q. Bulldawg Nation is heavily favored over PML.

 
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S94 Week 5 Survivor Special

There was a grand total of 7 eliminations in week 4 and not one of them chose the week 4 survivor special pick, oh well. This week the math points towards The Corrupt Mayors Peewee Yaksmen matchup. This season Kokken has the Mayors blatantly violating the league substance abuse policy and they will most certainly be looking to release some roid rage on jay89s Yaksmen. From a competitors perspective these games are embarrassing and do nothing to help your confidence and no one cares that the teams aren't evenly matched. At the end of the day all that matters is you were beaten into submission and the results will be stored in the data base as a reminder that you simply weren't good enough to stop The Corrupt Mayors onslaught
 
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Anyone believe in my game solving math equations now ?
 
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Your the best ! Congrats

I got cocky picking Val to beat Cleve. Should have known Fred would screw me somehow.

Edited by Argonut on May 20, 2022 19:51:59
 
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Originally posted by Argonut
Your the best ! Congrats

I got cocky picking Val to beat Cleve. Should have known Fred would screw me somehow.



Thanks Argo. I love the back and forth between you and Fred
 
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Gotta give Fred a prop. His non conforming goofballs led me to win the South Atlantic Pro!
 


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