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Speaking of education, here's something I learned once

If you've dug yourself into a hole, stop digging.
 
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Originally posted by Daedalus
The current least educated states in the US are:

44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. Alabama
47.Arkansas
48. Louisiana
49. West Virginia
50. Mississippi.

Congrats, West Virginia broke up the South's monopoly.


Wait... West Virginia isn't the south?

:Googles that shit:

Well holy shart

West Virginia is one of two American states formed during the American Civil War (1861–1865), along with Nevada, and is the only state to form by seceding from a Confederate state.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_West_Virginia
 
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Originally posted by TJ Spikes
Wait... West Virginia isn't the south?

:Googles that shit:

Well holy shart

West Virginia is one of two American states formed during the American Civil War (1861–1865), along with Nevada, and is the only state to form by seceding from a Confederate state.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_West_Virginia


Well how about that. I stand corrected...100% of the 7 least educated states are in "The South".

Poll: Anyone here from Mississippi? Curious if Baby Jeebus has allowed them to get the internets there yet.

For the record, Arizona is pretty low on most of these "education" lists as well. I'm just stirring the pot out of boredom. 49.99% of everyone from everywhere are substandard people.
 
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Originally posted by Novus
Speaking of education, here's something I learned once

If you've dug yourself into a hole, stop digging.


Irl, correct.

Interwebs...why?
 
Novus
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Originally posted by Daedalus
Irl, correct.

Interwebs...why?


*points to literally everybody who has lost jobs for posting stupid shit on the Interwebs*
 
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Originally posted by Novus
*points to literally everybody who has lost jobs for posting stupid shit on the Interwebs*


"This just in: Daedalus has been cancelled. Tear down those Greek mythology statues immediately!"
 
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Originally posted by Daedalus
"This just in: Daedalus has been cancelled. Tear down those Greek mythology statues immediately!"


 
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Originally posted by Daedalus
Well how about that. I stand corrected...100% of the 7 least educated states are in "The South".


Nope... you were technically right. They became a state by quitting the south. I had assumed those booger eaters had to be considered the south.

I guess it was the name that threw me, since parts of Virginia are actually father west than West Virginia. North Virginia would have made way too much sense I guess.

Like from if you were to fly from Roanoke Virginia nearly due north to Pittsburgh PA, you have to fly over West Virginia. It turns out, you can be in West Virginia and be more north than Pittsburgh...
Although, the Census Bureau does consider WV "the south" if you believe those douche waffles...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester,_West_Virginia

What's actually crazy.. is that even John Denver couldn't talk about West Virginia with a straight face. Country Roads is about western Virginia. The Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah River, yeah both in western Virginia. That dude was a jerk.

 
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In case anyone was wondering...

In Greek mythology, Daedalus was a skillful architect and craftsman, seen as a symbol of wisdom, knowledge and power.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daedalus

I had no idea.

 
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I forgot about this thread.

Who are we insulting today?
 
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Today... not sure. It was West Virginians. Feel free to pile on. They don't have a whole lot of electricity there, let alone computers. The odds of them finding out are pretty low.

Anyone wanna talk shit about the Amish?

 
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Originally posted by Novus
This will end in tears.


Tears of laughter.

Originally posted by Novus
Speaking of education, here's something I learned once

If you've dug yourself into a hole, stop digging.


Stereotypical of those educated beyond their intellect.
 
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Originally posted by TheBear
I forgot about this thread.

Who are we insulting today?


Oooh, oooh, me, me, me, me, me, please, me! I enjoy a spirited berating. Doc says it's better for my heart nowadays than the old ball gag and whip.
 
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DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
 
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