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Theo Wizzago
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Originally posted by Novus
That's an amazing metaphor for our last game.

I'm serious.


(has image of Novus sitting in his Palooka's head coaches' office when one of his newbies innocently leans over to a dust covered object and begins to reach for it...)
[Novus] NO! Don't touch that button!
[player] Why coach?
[Novus] That causes passing plays to happen!
[player] Wow. That looks real old... like it's not been used for decades.
[Novus] Yeah... well... it works but not for us anymore.
[player] You mean we use to use passing plays???
[Novus] Yeah but we could never figure out how to throw those stupid footballs. The shape is all wrong. Good for running with... rotten for throwing.
 
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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
(has image of Novus sitting in his Palooka's head coaches' office when one of his newbies innocently leans over to a dust covered object and begins to reach for it...)
[Novus] NO! Don't touch that button!
[player] Why coach?
[Novus] That causes passing plays to happen!
[player] Wow. That looks real old... like it's not been used for decades.
[Novus] Yeah... well... it works but not for us anymore.
[player] You mean we use to use passing plays???
[Novus] Yeah but we could never figure out how to throw those stupid footballs. The shape is all wrong. Good for running with... rotten for throwing.


GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
 
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Good game, War Hammer! Man, it's a good thing we don't get judged on artistic merit, because that game was ugly.
 
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THE STAGE IS SET https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=548&team2=648

















get yo popcorn ready
 
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Oh, cool, I just made popcorn here at work!
 
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Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
THE STAGE IS SET https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=548&team2=648


best offense against best defense

Edited by xxflip on Apr 1, 2021 14:29:00
 
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Originally posted by PLAYMAKERS
THE STAGE IS SET https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=548&team2=648

















get yo popcorn ready


Looking forward to this one
 
Loonzilla
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Originally posted by Novus
Good game, War Hammer! Man, it's a good thing we don't get judged on artistic merit, because that game was ugly.


Man we won that game in everyway, but the score board. You got mad lucky. GG Pal

I actual took a look for this game, so you beat us on a game plan, but I still hung 400 yards on Ya !!!!
Edited by Loonzilla on Apr 1, 2021 22:27:32
Edited by Loonzilla on Apr 1, 2021 22:26:15
 
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Originally posted by Loonzilla
Man we won that game in everyway, but the score board. You got mad lucky. GG Pal

I actual took a look for this game, so you beat us on a game plan, but I still hung 400 yards on Ya !!!!


Looks like special teams made the difference today. Our punter, our kicker, our returner, and our STOP-gunners all out-performed yours across the board. As a result, our average starting position was 12 yards better than yours, and with both teams getting 12 full possessions, that was basically 144 "hidden" yards for us, more than what you outgained us by on offense. It's all part of the game, so it counts!
 
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Let's keep it 100, there's a difference between abusing the flaws in a sim and being better at it. Chop it up anyway u want, but if u try and go against that...it's hard to find a solid leg to stand on.
Edited by odg62 on Apr 2, 2021 02:29:31
 
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Originally posted by odg62
Let's keep it 100, there's a difference between abusing the flaws in a sim and being better at it. Chop it up anyway u want, but if u try and go against that...it's hard to find a solid leg to stand on.


Standing on Comets and Palookas being best overall ever built lolminors teams post super slow build era? We are all witnesses to the greatness!
 
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Originally posted by odg62
Let's keep it 100, there's a difference between abusing the flaws in a sim and being better at it. Chop it up anyway u want, but if u try and go against that...it's hard to find a solid leg to stand on.


...I'm confused. Who are you talking to?
 
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Originally posted by Novus
...I'm confused. Who are you talking to?


I am even more confused about what he is saying. Are we talking about amputation of human limbs?

 
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