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Rookie is the season full of surprises so I hope to see high energy all season long ! I’m sure you’ll all compete, but unfortunately the trophy is mine let’s make it a good run heart league, we have the best league name in ages

looking forward to seeing who gets those other 3 playoff spots

Originally posted by TyDavis315
Rookie is the season full of surprises so I hope to see high energy all season long ! I’m sure you’ll all compete, but unfortunately the trophy is mine let’s make it a good run heart league, we have the best league name in ages

looking forward to seeing who gets those other 3 playoff spots

WHAT'S THAT OLD ADAGE?...
"Don't count your trophies before the first RNG filled game is simulated."

Biff Barf here, I'm soaking up all the sports news and barfing it back at you! The inaugural week has come and gone and we are left with the clean up. Let's get straight to the action!

<3 Heart League Standings E>

Alpha Division
1 Rock n Roll Damnation 1-0-0
2 Daltonville Donnybrooks 1-0-0
3 Dartmouth Indians 0-1-0
4 Nascar Hall of Fame 0-1-0
Daltonville Donnybrooks 17, Nascar Hall of Fame 10. The Donnybrooks made good with their name and won this one with fierce pass rush despite QB Tiny Gilchrist forgetting which color he was suppose to throw to.
Dartmouth Indians 7, Rock n Roll Damnation 10. Let's Rock!... and roll as they win the opener going +2 on turnovers and Dartmouth wearing out their QB allowing the CPU one to get a free paycheck.

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 1-0-0
2 Whoville Whos 1-0-0
3 Buffalo Bills 0-1-0
4 Outback Crackerz 0-1-0
Gridiron Goolies 55, Outback Crackerz 7. The Goolies replace the practice squad and pull off the upset of the visiting and unsuspecting Crackerz.
Buffalo Bills 7, Whoville Whos 26. As expected the Whos of Whoville win their opener through game planning and RNGing...

Gamma Division
1 Honolulu Heartbreakers 1-0-0
2 Deadman Awakening 1-0-0
3 Kool-Aid Jammers 0-1-0
4 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 0-1-0
Deadpool's Mercs for Money 7, Deadman Awakening 21. The Deadman pulled away in the fourth to go back home victorious. Conditioning was definitely a factor in this one.
Kool-Aid Jammers 0, Honolulu Heartbreakers 7. This was a battle of who wanted it less. Defensive struggle to end all defensive struggles as QB Lamarcus Bergeron of the Heartbreakers ran like his ex- was looking for her half. Both FG kickers combined to miss all 7 attempts and after the game were given large pictures of red country barn sides to aim at.

We are coming back strong!!!!!!

Started watching the game when we were down 10-0, what a stunning finale. GG TyDavis, you did your homework.

GG Rock n Roll. I need a kicker that knows where to kick the ball.

Biff Barf here, I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! This week marked the end of the first part of divisional games and it's a good time to review how the divisional battles are shaping up. Let's get straight to the action!

Heart League Standings (Because you have to have heart to survive to the end)

Alpha Division
1 Daltonville Donnybrooks 3-0-0
2 Nascar Hall of Fame 2-1-0
3 Rock n Roll Damnation 1-2-0
4 Dartmouth Indians 0-3-0
Nascar Hall of Fame 7, Rock n Roll Damnation 3. Nascar got back in gear after their season opening loss and squeezed out two wins to keep pace with the division leaders. Damnation did the exact opposite as they lose a heart breaker as soon as the 4th quarter began and their offense failed them all game..
Daltonville Donnybrooks 44, Dartmouth Indians 0. Daltonville has come out of the first round of divisional games as the clear front runner in Alpha. Dartmouth on the other hand has presented themselves as the clear doormat until they can win a game.

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 3-0-0
2 Whoville Whos 2-1-0
3 Buffalo Bills 1-2-0
4 Outback Crackerz 0-3-0
Outback Crackerz 0, Whoville Whos 36. The Whos righted their ship after the loss to the goolies and find themselves a game off the pace and in the chase. Outback find themselves, well... out back yet again.
Gridiron Goolies 17, Buffalo Bills 10. The Goolies may have appear late after replacing the Dream Team name but they are making a name for themselves as they come out of divisional games part uno as the front runners. Bills did win one but have a way to go in consistency.

Gamma Division
1 Honolulu Heartbreakers 3-0-0
2 Deadman Awakening 1-2-0
3 Kool-Aid Jammers 1-2-0
4 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 1-2-0
Deadman Awakening 10, Honolulu Heartbreakers 16.
Deadpool's Mercs for Money 24, Kool-Aid Jammers 7.
While Deadman Awakening, Deadpool's Mercs for Money, and Kool-Aid Jammers all gained a win against each other only the Honolulu Heartbreakers came out of the divisional games unmarred and in clear command of first in the division..

Good write up... Koolaid will have their revenge trust me

Originally posted by Kvothe27
Started watching the game when we were down 10-0, what a stunning finale. GG TyDavis, you did your homework.

I figured the run would be tough against you guys, but didn’t expect to see so many drops.

On the road we’re stout, at home we can’t seem to finish strong

so close gg goolies

Originally posted by jayware54321
so close gg goolies


GG Bills!

gg outbacks

Just came by to say good game Heartbreakers...it was certainly a heart attack game - physically tough team you guys have. I thought you were going to finish us off a couple times there was pleasantly surprised we pulled it out ....no to send my QB and OL to the ice baths to nurse up after a physical one.

Biff Barf here and there! I'm soaking up the news and barfing it back at you! The hits just keep coming in HFL as half the league won games this week! Let's get Straight to the action!
): Heart League Standings :3
Alpha Division
1 Daltonville Donnybrooks 5-0-0 Honolulu Heartbreakers 14, Daltonville Donnybrooks 21. Battle of undefeateds goes to Daltonville!
2 Nascar Hall of Fame 2-3-0
3 Rock n Roll Damnation 2-3-0
4 Dartmouth Indians 0-5-0

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 5-0-0 Gridiron Goolies 31, Rock n Roll Damnation 0. Just waiting for their shot at ultimate undefeated battle, if they don't overlook the 4 teams before then.
2 Buffalo Bills 2-3-0 Buffalo Bills 13, Nascar Hall of Fame 7. Finally got it figured out and became part of the chase.
3 Whoville Whos 2-3-0
4 Outback Crackerz 0-5-0

Gamma Division
1 Honolulu Heartbreakers 4-1-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 3-2-0 Kool-Aid Jammers 17, Dartmouth Indians 7. The win at home pulled them within one of division lead.
3 Deadman Awakening 3-2-0 Outback Crackerz 7, Deadman Awakening 9. Tough defensive win at home keeps them in reach of division lead.
4 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 2-3-0 Whoville Whos 7, Deadpool's Mercs for Money 10. Pulled and upset at home with ball control.

GG Koolaid