Biff Barf here! I soak up all news and barf it back at you! This is the inaugural season for the HFL and we are seeing things already heating up in the stands! No, seriously. Some wise-cracker went and ramped up all the seat warmers to max... Anyway, LET'S GET STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION!
Alpha Division
1 Daltonville Donnybrooks 0-0-0
2 Dartmouth Indians 0-0-0
3 Rock n Roll Damnation 0-0-0
4 Nascar Hall of Fame 0-0-0
Nascar Hall of Fame at Daltonville Donnybrooks. In Daltonville they say Nascar got it's name like this... So two ol' boys, never meanin' no harm, were sitting out on their front porch watching the traffic go by. Suddenly a fire breathin' candy apple green Charger Super Bee goes flying by at ludicrus speed! One ol' boy looks at the other and says," That's a Nascar! That's a real Nascar! The Hall of Fame figure it's time for a donnybrook.
Rock n Roll Damnation at Dartmouth Indians. Indians expecting to start the season right as Rock n Roll not only lack players that ain't cpu (only 4 are agent controlled) but the Damnation's owner is already inactive!
Beta Division
1 Whoville Whos 0-0-0
2 Outback Crackerz 0-0-0
3 Practice Squad 0-0-0
4 Buffalo Bills 0-0-0
Outback Crackerz at Practice Squad. Neither owner has made a move on the market for players but I'll call this one for the Crackerz as their cpu builds are just a cut above the hometown Squad.
Whoville Whos at Buffalo Bills. Buffalo has 3 S* players on offense and a butt load of high salary contracts to go up against Whoville. Meanwhile, the Whos have the entire roster jacked up on high salaries and that murder's row of a coaching staff. A little early yet for S* players to dictate games so my money is on Whoville.
Gamma Division
1 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 0-0-0
2 Deadman Awakening 0-0-0
3 Honolulu Heartbreakers 0-0-0
4 Kool-Aid Jammers 0-0-0
Deadman Awakening at Deadpool's Mercs for Money. A lot of Dead in this one! The early money is on Deadman as they have a full roster lined up and Deadpool? Not so much.
Honolulu Heartbreakers at Kool-Aid Jammers. You're a, Heartbreaker, dream taker, honey don't you mess around with Kool-Aid... OK, it's don't go quite like that but this will be a good contest with the early edge in my book going to Honolulu.
Alpha Division
1 Daltonville Donnybrooks 0-0-0
2 Dartmouth Indians 0-0-0
3 Rock n Roll Damnation 0-0-0
4 Nascar Hall of Fame 0-0-0
Nascar Hall of Fame at Daltonville Donnybrooks. In Daltonville they say Nascar got it's name like this... So two ol' boys, never meanin' no harm, were sitting out on their front porch watching the traffic go by. Suddenly a fire breathin' candy apple green Charger Super Bee goes flying by at ludicrus speed! One ol' boy looks at the other and says," That's a Nascar! That's a real Nascar! The Hall of Fame figure it's time for a donnybrook.
Rock n Roll Damnation at Dartmouth Indians. Indians expecting to start the season right as Rock n Roll not only lack players that ain't cpu (only 4 are agent controlled) but the Damnation's owner is already inactive!
Beta Division
1 Whoville Whos 0-0-0
2 Outback Crackerz 0-0-0
3 Practice Squad 0-0-0
4 Buffalo Bills 0-0-0
Outback Crackerz at Practice Squad. Neither owner has made a move on the market for players but I'll call this one for the Crackerz as their cpu builds are just a cut above the hometown Squad.
Whoville Whos at Buffalo Bills. Buffalo has 3 S* players on offense and a butt load of high salary contracts to go up against Whoville. Meanwhile, the Whos have the entire roster jacked up on high salaries and that murder's row of a coaching staff. A little early yet for S* players to dictate games so my money is on Whoville.
Gamma Division
1 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 0-0-0
2 Deadman Awakening 0-0-0
3 Honolulu Heartbreakers 0-0-0
4 Kool-Aid Jammers 0-0-0
Deadman Awakening at Deadpool's Mercs for Money. A lot of Dead in this one! The early money is on Deadman as they have a full roster lined up and Deadpool? Not so much.
Honolulu Heartbreakers at Kool-Aid Jammers. You're a, Heartbreaker, dream taker, honey don't you mess around with Kool-Aid... OK, it's don't go quite like that but this will be a good contest with the early edge in my book going to Honolulu.
Edited by QuadL on Feb 5, 2021 12:59:36
Edited by QuadL on Feb 5, 2021 12:57:09
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