Man
Vacuums
Pantry
He's her bitch...
EDIT: As an OC first and dot builder second, I typically build only offensive lineman, BTE or BFB - which get zero MVPs but are more valuable to my game plans than the skill position players I actively TRY to get MVP awards for...
PSS: I don't build many defensive dots at all, yet my last dot retired was a LB that got MVP in pros. and an eraly scat FB got one - but again, as OC, it's awkward to highlight your dot.