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Here you go with the preseason 83 power rankings.

#1 Kansas Khaos
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=120

Am I biased? Hell YES!!! but this is last season tournament and league champions so they get number 1. The only Khaos loss last season was to the Goonies who they beat for the league title.

#2 Goalline Goonies
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=234

The goonies have 2 league championships and have only lost 7 regular season games in 4 seasons. They could easily be 1b instead of 2. Possibly the most dominant team over the first 4 seasons.

#3 Spearmint Rhino
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=97

This team doesn't have the trophy case to back up this ranking just yet, but this team is on the rise. They have a full roster and an effective level just as high as the Khaos and Goonies. This will be the strongest Rhino team to date.

#4 River City Ransom
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=644

Ransom have 1 league and 2 tourney titles in 4 seasons. They throw the ball every down...we know it...they know it .... but no one can stop it. They lost a few players last season but they've reloaded and are ready to throw for another million yards this year.

#5 Werther's Original
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=216

They run the ball every play. They grind down the clock and are tough as nails. They keep every game close vs the big boys but they aren't a real threat to the top.

#6 Copenhagen Buttons
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=195

Buttons are the last team that matters in the league. They have a great effective level and great ownership, but it hasn't panned out to the league success.

#7-12 CPU teams who dont matter. Please prove me wrong. If all these teams put their rosters together they couldn't crack the top 5.
 
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Awesome write up khaos and goonies just to damn good
 
makaw
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Season 83.

Beers. Bitches. Betrayals.

Cage match time.
 
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Also thanks for doing these. Way more fun when teams are involved and shit talking.
 
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Copenhagen would likely win this league if they had more than zero cares before hitting plateau. A team with spider and ProKop only sucks if they do zero gameplanning. Truth.
 
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Also, Werther's is too high.
 
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Originally posted by makaw
Also thanks for doing these. Way more fun when teams are involved and shit talking.


Fuck off

Originally posted by makaw
Season 83.

Beers. Bitches. Betrayals.

Cage match time.


wrong.

Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica
 
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Originally posted by Blink 182
Also, Werther's is too high.


This is hate talk towards grandparents giving hard candies to children tbh
 
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Originally posted by bigtisme
wrong.

Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica


Your DE is..... Benched!
 
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Originally posted by makaw
Your DE is..... Benched!


 
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Originally posted by makaw
Your DE is..... Benched!


I TOOK ALL ME EQ OFF AND iM PAYING ON RELAXED
Edited by bigtisme on Nov 14, 2020 13:47:05
 
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Originally posted by bigtisme
This is hate talk towards grandparents giving hard candies to children tbh


I was referring to our players' heavy use of marijuana.
 
makaw
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Originally posted by bigtisme
I TOOK ALL ME EQ OFF AND iM PAYING ON RELAXED


Fake News!
 
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Wow haven't seen write ups like these for some time now!
Thank you for the work Big T always solid

Youse guys are freaking solid as the Goonies, yours 2 to lose.
Rhinos just hope to score points this season
Edited by djshutout on Nov 14, 2020 17:31:52
 
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Originally posted by Blink 182
I was referring to our players' heavy use of marijuana.


I knew there was something fishy about the hard candy stash
 
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