Warrior General Games

Originally posted by bigtisme
My dots are not wearing masks and are even encouraged to lick door knobs to build up their immune system.

Immunity from intelligence? Seems the world has nearly reached heard immunity already.

I HERD THAT!!!

if people were just clean, naturally clean, it wouldnt be such a giant deal lol wash you hands, lift your shirt to cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze, dont (edit: ride) my ass in the store like bumper to bumper traffic, take regular showers, you know all the normal hygiene people should do any way lol then we wouldnt all these helmet condoms on our players.

Im pretty certain that in War of the Worlds (HG Wells) we beat the aliens because they have no defense against our viruses such as the common cold. Im concerned that when the aliens read about our mask wearing on the inter-galatic internet they will swoop down on us like a plague....
There really is no escape earthlings your doom is sealed !!

I wear a mask because Im told to although it does interfere with my nose-picking exploits and wear my Make Aliens Great Again hat so the aliens treat me with some modicum of decency ...All bases covered but a noseful of boogers.!!!

How ironic that a virus is killing humanity while humanity is a virus killing the planet it lives on. Perhaps mother nature is fighting back... her way?

Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
How ironic that a virus is killing humanity while humanity is a virus killing the planet it lives on. Perhaps mother nature is fighting back... her way?

Ironic? True.

True? True.

No virus is killing humanity.

True.

Alien life forms are much different than anticipated.

The organisms we have labeled COVID 19 have actually been in a Russian laboratory since the Tunguska event in 1908. Vladimir Putin had been waiting for an ideal time to release it into the wild. With the rise of China/US trade agreements, an opportunity presented itself. All Putin needed was a puppet President to ensure the US would take no action for as long as possible to counteract the "virus" in its most vulnerable stage. Putin and Xi Jinping conspired to ship the "virus" to Seattle.
https://www.ustradenumbers.com/port/port-of-seattle-wash/
Seattle isn't only a port or entry. All of those goods get shipped all over the country. Seattle also has the added perk of being a major air travel hub.

Once the Aliens had been dispersed all over the country and the world, China sent a lone agent (most likely unwittingly) to awaken them, in a manner not unlike to a Queen Bee ruling her hive over vast distances using pheromones.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/22/us/coronavirus-sequencing.html

Who was the first to create a vaccine?
https://www.wsj.com/articles/russia-registers-worlds-first-covid-19-vaccine-11597141899
Hmm.. how'd they do that so fast?

Who is suppressing potential cures?
https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/beware-fraudulent-coronavirus-tests-vaccines-and-treatments
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2020/08/10/fda-warns-melbourne-company-covid-19-cure-claims/3340375001/

Who is in a rush to get blood containing the alien life forms into the veins of uninfected Americans?
https://www.statnews.com/2020/08/24/trump-opened-floodgates-convalescent-plasma-too-soon/

Some of us have seen this before. This time it's real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invasion_(film)

The truth is out there!
https://youtu.be/hAAlDoAtV7Y

THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

Originally posted by TJ Spikes
True.

Alien life forms are much different than anticipated.

The organisms we have labeled COVID 19 have actually been in a Russian laboratory since the Tunguska event in 1908. Vladimir Putin had been waiting for an ideal time to release it into the wild. With the rise of China/US trade agreements, an opportunity presented itself. All Putin needed was a puppet President to ensure the US would take no action for as long as possible to counteract the "virus" in its most vulnerable stage. Putin and Xi Jinping conspired to ship the "virus" to Seattle.
https://www.ustradenumbers.com/port/port-of-seattle-wash/
Seattle isn't only a port or entry. All of those goods get shipped all over the country. Seattle also has the added perk of being a major air travel hub.

Once the Aliens had been dispersed all over the country and the world, China sent a lone agent (most likely unwittingly) to awaken them, in a manner not unlike to a Queen Bee ruling her hive over vast distances using pheromones.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/22/us/coronavirus-sequencing.html

Who was the first to create a vaccine?
https://www.wsj.com/articles/russia-registers-worlds-first-covid-19-vaccine-11597141899
Hmm.. how'd they do that so fast?

Who is suppressing potential cures?
https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/beware-fraudulent-coronavirus-tests-vaccines-and-treatments
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2020/08/10/fda-warns-melbourne-company-covid-19-cure-claims/3340375001/

Who is in a rush to get blood containing the alien life forms into the veins of uninfected Americans?
https://www.statnews.com/2020/08/24/trump-opened-floodgates-convalescent-plasma-too-soon/

Some of us have seen this before. This time it's real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invasion_(film)



This is long and uses words and has links to the interwebs. Must be true.

Originally posted by Daedalus
This is long and uses words and has links to the interwebs. Must be true.

and has a mix of sourcing from reputable to wtf...?