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dustinjtrr
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As players and others what are you doing to keep your teams Covid free? Do we shutdown if a case pops up? Ban all teams from Florida? Is it all a hoax?

Think of the children!
 
Novus
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Wear a mask.

If you wear a mask, will it keep you from getting Covid-19? No... but that's not why you wear a mask.

Most people who are infected with Covid-19 don't show any outward symptoms for the first few days, and some never show any outward symptoms at all. (I say "outward" symptoms because the virus still causes heart damage in approximately 70% of victims, even people who never show symptoms at all. The flu doesn't do that. Covid-19 is not "just a flu.") So, you could have Covid-19 in your system right now and have no idea. And if it's in your system, you're contagious -- even if you're not showing symptoms.

When you breathe out, moisture particles from your nose and mouth spray out six to ten feet from around your head -- possibly further depending on air currents around you. Anyone nearby who breathes in those particles can be infected too.

That's where masks come in. Put on a mask, and your six-foot spray radius becomes six inches. That makes it a LOT harder to you to spread the virus to others if you happen to have the virus but aren't showing any symptoms.

Ask yourself this: do you have Covid-19? Probably not... but unless you've been tested in the past day or two, you don't know for sure! You could have the virus right now and be contagious and EASILY have no idea.

So... wear a mask!
 
sunder B
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I have been providing anal testing to our teams, but they keep running out of tests. Some guys are getting tested 3 times a day.
 
Theo Wizzago
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We just put cellophane over the bars on our helmets. Our opponents will have to use ducttape.
 
TJ Spikes
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Originally posted by sunder B
I have been providing anal testing to our teams, but they keep running out of tests. Some guys are getting tested 3 times a day.


That's odd.... PK only has one dot on your teams afaik.

 
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I am contagious AF. Most opponents just forfeit or opt out. NEXT
 
TheBear
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The only 100% positive way to not catch the virus is to hold your breath and cut off your arms.
 
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Originally posted by sunder B
I have been providing anal testing to our teams, but they keep running out of tests. Some guys are getting tested 3 times a day.


If by 3 times a day you really mean 12 times a day, then I have no idea what you are talking about. I mean, a brother's gotta eat right?
 
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Originally posted by TheBear
The only 100% positive way to not catch the virus is to hold your breath and cut off your arms.

I’m looking at hotels in Antarctica. I think this is the off-season. Case count=0
 
Theo Wizzago
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Originally posted by utvols

I’m looking at hotels in Antarctica. I think this is the off-season. Case count=0


I hear the same about the outback down under.
 
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Im waiting for Bort to instruct us to wear masks when we go AEQ shopping
 
Theo Wizzago
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Originally posted by zz man
Im waiting for Bort to instruct us to wear masks when we go AEQ shopping


Only if it guarantees me a +3 to my primary.
 
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Originally posted by zz man
Im waiting for Bort to instruct us to wear masks when we go AEQ shopping


Wait didn't Movus just do a speech about wearing a mask
could it be!!!!! na Novus couldn't be borts multi ...............or could he.
 
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Originally posted by Bluesman
Wait didn't Movus just do a speech about wearing a mask
could it be!!!!! na Novus couldn't be borts multi ...............or could he.


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My dots are not wearing masks and are even encouraged to lick door knobs to build up their immune system.
Edited by bigtisme on Aug 21, 2020 10:40:41
 
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