Warrior General Games

Originally posted by utvols
This thread has been infected with Catvid-19 virus too.

that is because all the trolls are trump-lovers who don't believe in facts and science. to ppl like them they think disease and death is a 'deep state' scam so i wouldn't get too close to them cuz they will be the first too catch it!

Originally posted by Daedalus


ummmm, how do i address your level of insanity? do i look like daniel? he owns the house i live in. that the only reason i ever started playing this game. my name is Jeff. Jeff with a J. say it bitch. say my name

Wow, Jeff's actually replying! Alright, let's do this... *cracks knuckles*

Originally posted by Jeff Williams
ummmm, how do i address your level of insanity? do i look like daniel? he owns the house i live in. that the only reason i ever started playing this game. my name is Jeff. Jeff with a J. say it bitch. say my name

Okay, so we have Darncat, Darncat's brother 420sega, 420sega's wife Harry Patronus Potter, and I assume you're another member of his family if he owns the house you live in. That explains the fanatical devotion to Darncat. Thanks for clearing that up!

Originally posted by Jeff Williams
Yes, once again you are wrong. We made it to Pro season 73 and in season 75 we went down to help out another team who got screwed. Then we were in pro until season 78 when we would have won and went to WL except our dots were into decline and we hit the cliff halfway through the season. you can see exactly where the decline got too much to overcome. So then we had 2 decisions retire or play a send off season, so we went back to reg pro 3 specifically to beat the teams like Ohio Hooligans who have been hiding in reg pro from us and all the other real teams the whole time. they are a disgrace to ohio and we proved who is best, which is why we came back for one more season.

You're forgetting the first time -- again, you realize we can look back at Felicus's team history and past seasons to fact-check claims like this, right? Felicus spent Season 71 in Regional Pro Elite #1 and went 7-9 but somehow managed to make the playoffs before losing in the first round. Reg Pro playoff teams normally advance up to National Pro, but instead Felicus moved down to Regional Pro #3 for Season 72. Felicus then spent Seasons 73 and 74 in National Pro, missing the playoffs in 73 but making the playoffs in 74. National Pro teams that make the playoffs normally stay in National Pro, but instead Felicus moved down AGAIN to Regional Pro #3 for Season 75. You returned to North America Pro for Seasons 76 and 77. THEN you moved down to Reg Pro #3 for the THIRD time in Season 78, but that time your dots had entered Decline, so I actually can't blame you for that move. But on two other occasions, Felicus made the playoffs and should've been assigned to Natty Pro, and instead Darncat put in a Support request to be moved to Reg Pro #3. Those are the facts.

And since you made the laughable claim that "We would've made it to World League if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!", here's some more facts:

Felicus spent Season 77 in North America Pro and went 9-7 before losing in the opening round of the playoffs. 6 of their 9 wins came against gutted-roster teams. Some highlights:
-Went 3-7 against human-roster teams
-Went 1-6 against opponents with winning records
-Lost by 93 points to Florida Frenzy
-Lost to Deer Park, a team that finished DEAD LAST in the other conference

Felicus spent Season 76 in North America Pro and went 9-7 before losing in the opening round of the playoffs. 7 of their 9 wins came against gutted-roster teams. Some highlights:
-Went 2-9 against human-roster teams
-Went 2-7 against opponents with winning records
-Lost by 83 points to Steel City Mafia
-Lost by 49 points to American Muscle
-Lost by 57 points to Alabama

Felicus spent Season 75 in Regional Pro #3 with a full roster of Level 79 dots. Felicus was the only human-roster team in Reg Pro #3 that season, so Felicus's only "real" games occurred in the Tourney. In the first two rounds, Felicus's 79s defeated two teams full of Level 73 dots (including, yes, Palm Bay -- facts are facts, including the fact that Felicus had 79s and Palm Bay had 73s.) In the Tourney title game, Felicus faced a team of Level 79 dots for the first time all season -- and lost by 3 touchdowns. They finished the season 0-1 against peer teams.

Felicus spent Season 74 in North America Pro and went 7-9 before losing by 31 in the opening round of the playoffs. Some highlights:
- Lost to Steel City Mafia by 94 points
- Went 0-8 against opponents with winning records
- Went 2-8 against teams that eventually made the playoffs
- Lost by 17 points to DC Freedom, who finished 5-11 and missed the playoffs

Felicus also spent Season 73 in North America Pro and went 4-12, missing the playoffs entirely. Some highlights:
- Lost to Texas Tech by 95 points
- Lost to American Muscle by 71 points
- Lost to Sea Wasp Agency by 64 points
- Lost to Alabama by 60 points
- Lost to DC Freedom by 55 points

Felicus spent Season 72 in Regional Pro #3 in an attempt to win a guaranteed gold trophy and won... wait for it... a silver trophy.

Felicus spent Season 71 in Regional Pro #1, where they went 7-9 and lost in the first round of the playoffs. Some highlights:
- Lost to Ohio by 70 points
- Went 0-9 against opponents with a winning or .500 record
- Went 2-8 against teams that eventually made the playoffs

So, from Season 71 through Season 78, you spent 5 seasons in a real league and 3 seasons in Regional Pro #3. In your five seasons in a real league, you missed the playoffs once and lost in the first round the other 4 times, had a losing record 3 times, never earned more than 9 wins in a season ever, and averaged 2 losses by 50+ points per season. But sure, yeah, Felicus was THISCLOSE to making it to World League, amiright?

You're delusional.

to be honest, regional pro should not allow dots that are 280-440 days old at the start of the season

Originally posted by reddogrw
to be honest, regional pro should not allow dots that are 280-440 days old at the start of the season

I agree. That never made sense to me, but we're stuck with it.

Originally posted by Jeff Williams
say it bitch. say my name

Now just waiting for you to tell us where you put that flute that one time at band camp...

So this is what GLB is now?

Novus following around some guy who used his real name as his username?

Originally posted by Pwned
So this is what GLB is now?

Novus following around some guy who used his real name as his username?



Nah, other way around, actually... he follows me around yelling "76-19!" as if that means something, and then claims I'm somehow harassing him.

I assure you, this is like 0.5% of my GLB time, and it's even less of everyone else's GLB time, so don't worry, there's WAY more to GLB than this.

Originally posted by Novus

Felicus spent Season 72 in Regional Pro #3 in an attempt to win a guaranteed gold trophy and won... wait for it... a silver trophy.


S72 RPro tourney championship -> https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2962307
AM was full 73s, FFG was full 79s. Good times.

Originally posted by Jeff Williams
Yes, once again you are wrong. We made it to Pro season 73 and in season 75 we went down to help out another team who got screwed. Then we were in pro until season 78 when we would have won and went to WL except our dots were into decline and we hit the cliff halfway through the season. you can see exactly where the decline got too much to overcome. So then we had 2 decisions retire or play a send off season, so we went back to reg pro 3 specifically to beat the teams like Ohio Hooligans who have been hiding in reg pro from us and all the other real teams the whole time. they are a disgrace to ohio and we proved who is best, which is why we came back for one more season. now we back on the way to pro and now we know what to do when we get back there it wont take us until decline to figure it out. this was literally the first time just about everyone on our team ever stayed with the game to plateau. So literally all you have done is complain about losing to a team that has just began so what is anything you know really worth? That in a nutshell is why you can't leave this alone

Question...and answer it honestly please...

Did your parents have any kids who lived?