Originally posted by danmeyer04
He claims he's an old man living in Ohio. My guess is that he's a mentally challenged young adult living in his parent's basement. Old men typically don't come up with raps for their pathetic cat themed players.
Didja think this cat was harmless?
Thought you use me-ow as an armrest?
Now yr crew be callin' you "armless".
Count yr blessings and respect what you given-
and never cross me-ow if you want to stay livin'...
Give praise and pray "hallelujah"!
-cuz if you in me-ow way,
me-ow running right through ya.
Me-ow glue ya
lips together like caulk;
Tif da Cat got yo tongue so now you can't talk!!!
Felicus rocks: blockin and knockin over every obstacle in our way!
We be unlockin and clockin fokken opponents every day...
After 60 minute business, and 60 minute play
you gon need 60 stretchers for the suckers we done slay!
55 for your players, 5 stacked with they limbs:
suckas try, and suckas die- but the Feline's always wins!
Originally posted by ProfessionalKop
what the fuck did you just type
Somehow (fate? destiny?) stumbled across this tonight, months late to the party, and LITERALLY have tears in my eyes trying my best to silent belly chuckle in order to not wake my beautiful wife in the next room (lest she attempt to tear me away from my keyboard for her own selfish pleasures of course).
I mean, reading that "rap" was mesmerizing. Each line I was drawn further into "WTF Land", questioning whether or not I had accidentally acquired and dropped 4 hits of acid a half hour ago. By the end my mouth was full agape and dry as a bone. I wasn't sure what to think. About anything. And then as my eyes lowered, PK (whose comment I read in the voice of the late great George Carlin) saved me by reading my mind...from the past. After a brief headsplosion, the incessant giggling began.
I mean, yes GLB is dead, but the occasional glorious gifts it still delivers, such as this thread, culminating in this poetic duet between online stranger-friends, somehow keeps it fresh (even when the thread is stale).