Warrior General Games

The breakneck pace of this game is something else.

The will of God shall be revealed in -0.5 hours

Amish have time machines now.

JJudo was more than a simple villager, very grumpy the whole time and generally a problem as usual. He and his brother Mittens were the namesake of this game (and the team), but it wasn't enough to provoke any sort of piety, really. Living alongside the English had taken its toll on his faith. He knew his duty, and a bunch of other things, but this is just a flavor paragraph and everyone stopped reading long ago. In fact, I doubt they've read at all, otherwise they'd notice how much of this is just copied from before.

And in this paragraph, I would generally make a little joke or two at the person's expense while listing the shuns. First Primate... and finally, Darku Black. Since most of the community didn't vote, that was actually enough and it's shun o'clock with full excommunication. The news hits JJudo hard. He goes as wild as one of Raid's quarterback's deep throws. He updates Tinder, texts a novel to ICTG, uninstalls Tinder, then apologizes with a thousand dickpics. Now there's nothing left but to burn some rice, then copypaste the last sentence from last time and hit post.

Solemnly, everyone returned to their homes. The Amish may have lost one of their own, but perhaps they would be stronger for it. The struggle for the heart of the community rages on.

Originally posted by JJudo's motivation


Same as Mittens because they were both mafia. Which means the Amish Mafia has been defeated. Which means the game is over.