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Daedalus
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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
VP's too?


Yep
 
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Originally posted by darncat
the problem with all that is that with a 75% decline penalty subtracted
they are less than a rookie dot... and it would take literally 100 years to get them to be
up to the level of even a half-lousy semi pro player. That math is fairly simple.
On the miracle chance GLB exists in 100 year (when the internet is hooked to our brains or whatever)
they will have probably deleted all the old dots to save server space the way they're currently
erasing games from the early seasons out of the record books, so even that will never occur


Wait...are you telling me the GLB legacies many of us have been working diligently to create and nurture this past decade or so may be all for naught in 100 years?

The math is fairly simple...ur mom is less than a rookie dot.
 
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Originally posted by SmithsterSmitty
How the heck was Glossy Eyes built...

Three attributes over 100, three over 90, three almost 90 and all the rest over 50 with 15 SAs maxed out??? What the heck am I looking at here? Plus all VAs maxed out??? Was this a TEST dot? Pretty funny still going after 8 years


You are looking at greatness!

I'd like to see all attys over 100 one day. And VA's aren't maxed out yet. Don't know if there is a limited number of slots or not, but I'm working on #49. Never know when Leg of Steel may be needed. I'm hoping to talk Podger into letting Glossy do some punting, kicking, kick returning, etc. Like the Jose Oquendo of football, except playing a different position each game of the season instead of each inning of a game. XD
 
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And in case anyone missed this thread last year and wants to see more cranky kitty:

http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=5291368

idk why this all bugs you so much kitty, but thanks for the amusement! You got me to log in like 3 times this week, which I don't think I've done in the last 5 years!
 
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
greatness!

XD


this is why. you're pathetic
that doesn't make yoiu or your crappy dot any good that his stats "look" good
they are not good, they are crap- hilariously bad garbage. Big fucking deal if you have 100 in every
fucking attribute: your dot still is the worst dot in all of GLB. If ever he was decent, you killed those days
all he is and all he ever will be is the worst player in the history of GLB, for the most seasons, hands down.
This is why you are pathetic. It doesn't make you clever to build the worst dot in the history of dotball
and then refuse to let it die. No, it will NEVER be good even if you pass it on to your grandkids.
Your stupid dot has the most missed tackles in the history of GLB, most losses, most points given up,
longest losing streak and stupidest existence. 100=25 for you. Congrats for getting a number up to 100
when it is actually 25. Congrats on having the irrefutably worst dot in GLB history.

You can not deny this is the worst dot in the history of GLB.
No one has had more pathetic losing seasons than him-
not even close. Your dumb ass has to stop ruining games for other people.
People PAY FOR THIS GAME. To have fun. You are destroying ppl's fun FORCING THEM
to play your sorry team who can't win. You are literally a detriment to your game, your dots suck,
and your bullshit idea to game the system not only a pathetic failure, but it shows what kind of person you are.
You have no honor. You obviously don't even know what the concept is.
To do something because you can, is like a child.
To do something RIGHT is what a man does.
You are not a man.
 
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that is way too long of a post to read. especially from a guy who demands to be dropped down from pro to reg pro #3.
 
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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
VP's too?


Yes. However 25% of anything is still crap.
It will never be possible to have a good player at 25%.
That is purposely how bort designed it. Its called DECLINE, not live forever.
You can do the match yourself. He will be up to the level of a crappily built semi-pro dot
in around 100 years. If you think this game will still be around in 100 years, and yourself as well
then go ahead and do the stupid shit he does. Waste whole generations on this shit.
I'm gong to laugh at this dude in 100 years when the game goes defunct right before his
crappy dot can actually win a game. He tried an experiment: it failed.
Failure means failure. Failure does not mean keep it going and make others suffer his own stupidity.
I have no problem with the fact he tried this. Its the fact he won't fucking give it up, and hurts the game as a whole,
when its proven not to work- that is the definition of insanity, so far as Einstein was concerned.
 
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Originally posted by ProfessionalKop
that is way too long of a post to read. especially from a guy who demands to be dropped down from pro to reg pro #3.


 
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PK, you fucking asswipe incel loser idiot,
i've made it clear we requested to stay in Elite,
yet we got bumped because of these losers:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?season=71&team_id=35

Get it, dim wit? That is GLB rules. They had one game better record than us.
That is why we aren't in Elite right now. Meanwhile, those asswipes had been hanging around reg pro
for season after season, until they finally realized they were never gonna win shit and went cpu-
totally throwing this season's Reg Pro Elite into disarray. I don't hear you talking shit about them.
Obviously you don't get how it works. Teams with better records get promoted. As you are so
fond of pointing out, our record wasnt good last season. Much of that came from playing teams like Columbus
who were all d280+ age players whilst we were 100% made up of d240. Part of it was my fault because I didn't
have the time last season as I had for some of our earlier seasons.

You know what, all of this is irrelevant, as next season we will get our promotion
so what the fuck are you crying about, baby? Next season instead you will be crying while we
whoop the asses of every player you got, and drive their faces so far into the mud
that you will be shitting earthworms. I can't even figure out which teams belong to
you and all your multis, but i will figure out how to destroy them all regardless.
Most of all, I will play this game, rather than be like you and just troll and harass.
You must have a pathetic, empty life to care so much about this shit that doesn't have shit to do with you
get off my jock, you pathetic gay boy. you can never have this, so stop fucking trying, faerie
Edited by darncat on Mar 28, 2019 14:46:24
 
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tons of time to request a swap with a cpu pro team.

that's another long wall of text I'm not going to read. enjoy being in reg pro til you reset.
 
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
You are looking at greatness!

I'd like to see all attys over 100 one day. And VA's aren't maxed out yet. Don't know if there is a limited number of slots or not, but I'm working on #49. Never know when Leg of Steel may be needed. I'm hoping to talk Podger into letting Glossy do some punting, kicking, kick returning, etc. Like the Jose Oquendo of football, except playing a different position each game of the season instead of each inning of a game. XD


Dude is a fucking legend. Best thing going on in GLB, cannot wait to see him in another 2000 days lol

Edited by SmithsterSmitty on Mar 28, 2019 14:53:05
 
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There are 2 CPU teams in Elite you could have switched with...You are full of shit, and we all know it

Still hilarious you're complaining about competition in a crap league you requested to be in. LOL! You're so bad at this.

Lastly Darncat...your team is the same level as ProKops team...and since you're too much of a chicken shit to promote with the big boys....you can always send a lolscrim if you want to see dots dry hump your dots up and down the field, since that's all you seem to be talking about.
Edited by Rocdog21 on Mar 28, 2019 15:01:28
 
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So you got bumped by a team with a single more win than you from Reg Pro Elite 1 all the way down to Reg Pro 3. I call bullshit. A: They try to do the best to not demote a playoff team. B: If they do demote to bring a more deserving team, they drop to the next highest, not all the way to the bottom. C: They only drop that far IF REQUESTED. So I don't know who you think you're fooling, but you're the only idiot (and all of your multis) that believe it.

The best part of all this is the fact that you and all your multi's claim to be grown ass adults (not to mention highly educated), yet your conversation skills are that of a poorly educated teenager, all the way to the constant name calling and weak ass insults. Not to mention the use of words you clearly have no clue what their actual meaning is. You constantly avoid answering any direct question (as I've asked several). And your constant ego inflation with shit no one cares about.
 
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oh and you claim that they quit because they realized they're never going to win shit, yet where's all of your trophies?
 
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Originally posted by Rocdog21
Lastly Darncat...your team is the same level as ProKops team...and since you're too much of a chicken shit to promote with the big boys....you can always send a lolscrim if you want to see dots dry hump your dots up and down the field, since that's all you seem to be talking about.


I second this. Loser quits GLB forever.
 
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