Alanis Morissette is canadian? and I though shania Twain was the biggest star
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I am not from Canada, just spent a month on PEI (Prince Edward Island) and then a couple weeks in Toronto ...
I've never been...probably will never go if that's where ProKop is from. Fishing is probably awful, and the French are assholes.
Originally posted by ProfessionalKop
Fishing is dumb and the French are worthless
Well I don't know what the hell you guys do up there. Just assumed everyone fished, and played hockey.
Fishing is dumb and the French are worthless
Well I don't know what the hell you guys do up there. Just assumed everyone fished, and played hockey.
Originally posted by splitter24
Maybe because he quoted a post that mentioned Rush? How did any of you knobs not mention poutine?
Easy. Cajun or die. Poutine sounds like somethin Gerber makes for lil' kids.
Maybe because he quoted a post that mentioned Rush? How did any of you knobs not mention poutine?
Easy. Cajun or die. Poutine sounds like somethin Gerber makes for lil' kids.
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME THREE
Season 72 Rookie League #1 - An abbreviated weekend edition
GAME OF THE WEEK: Brew Crew (42) v. Hershey Squirts (37):
The fans at Six Pounders Stadium love to watch the dominant defense played by the Brew Crew. The Brew Crew enjoy the Zeta conferences best defense and Rookie league's best rush defense. The Hershey Squirts got nearly their whole roster involved in their 306 yard passing attack as 12 different dots made receptions. The Brew Crew took a commanding lead into the fourth but the Hershey Squirts made a late 13 point run to narrow the game to a one score difference. But the Brew Crew defense was ultimately too much for the Squirts to handle.
POWER RANKINGS
1. Cincinnati Spartans
2. Brew Crew
3. Anthropomorphic Cuisine
4 Cairns City Crocodiles
5. West Scranton Invaders
Season 72 Rookie League #1 - An abbreviated weekend edition
GAME OF THE WEEK: Brew Crew (42) v. Hershey Squirts (37):
The fans at Six Pounders Stadium love to watch the dominant defense played by the Brew Crew. The Brew Crew enjoy the Zeta conferences best defense and Rookie league's best rush defense. The Hershey Squirts got nearly their whole roster involved in their 306 yard passing attack as 12 different dots made receptions. The Brew Crew took a commanding lead into the fourth but the Hershey Squirts made a late 13 point run to narrow the game to a one score difference. But the Brew Crew defense was ultimately too much for the Squirts to handle.
POWER RANKINGS
1. Cincinnati Spartans
2. Brew Crew
3. Anthropomorphic Cuisine
4 Cairns City Crocodiles
5. West Scranton Invaders
Edited by orangesdcd on Mar 17, 2019 06:52:08
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Originally posted by orangesdcd
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME THREE
An abbreviated weekend edition
Better than a kick in the junk.
THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME THREE
An abbreviated weekend edition
Better than a kick in the junk.
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FOUR
Season 72 Rookie League #1 - Conference bloodbaths continue
GAME OF THE WEEK: Anthropomorphic Cuisine (42) v. West Scranton Invaders (27):
The Sunday Night Prime Time game was held at Steinrat Memorial Stadium and featured an Alpha Conference showdown between the home town Invaders and the walking and talking food that decided to form a football team. The Invaders' defense held strong for most of the game, but could not find any answer for (HB) Porky Ham Slice's grunting rushing attack. On offense, the Invaders found some success through the air with passing, but (LB) Red M&M Candy melted any chance for the Invaders' running game to get going (melted in the mouth, not in the hands).
OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (HB) Quinn Gillis -owned by zulu1128:
The Cincinnati Spartans offense is so potent that Minxy had difficulty picking just one of their stars to honor as Offensive Player of the Week. But, with 40 touches, (HB) Quinn Gillis controlled the game for the Spartans while rushing for 317 yards and 5 touchdowns. God help you if you call this running back a pretty boy though as he is tough as nails; he broke 37 tackles this game.
DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (CB) KoB's Harry Greb -owned by jshiplet:
The CFL All Stars have received a lot of production from their defensive secondary this season. One of the leaders of the defense is (CB) KoB's Harry Greb. Like most good leaders, (CB) KoB's Harry Greb leads by example and in this game he made 8 tackles 2 tackles for a loss, defended 2 passes and made 6 reverse pancakes. While other secondary players played for more minutes, nobody made better use of their time on the field this week than (CB) KoB's Harry Greb. Watch the brutality as Greb face plants the Dogs of War receiver on the way to tackling the Dogs of War running back for a loss:
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2960032&pbp_id=474905
SPECIAL TEAMS PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (WR) AllAbout ThatAction31 -owned by Jagerween:
There was a time when the Universal Studios Monsters' special teams was impossible to score return touchdowns against. But these Monsters are under new management. (WR)AllAbout ThatAction31 scored 2 punt return touchdowns less than two minutes apart from each other. As (WR)AllAbout ThatAction31 was about to receive his award at the post game press conference an enraged (QB) Jitterbug Huxtible ripped the microphone from a reporter's hand and screamed into the camera "What does a guy have to do to earn Minxy's attention?" "I ran for 996 yards and scored 21 touchdown!!" "How in the hell did I not win Offensive Player of the Week?!?!"
POWER RANKINGS
1. Cincinnati Spartans
2. Brew Crew
3. Anthropomorphic Cuisine
4. Cairns City Crocodiles
5.Midnight Marauders
Season 72 Rookie League #1 - Conference bloodbaths continue
GAME OF THE WEEK: Anthropomorphic Cuisine (42) v. West Scranton Invaders (27):
The Sunday Night Prime Time game was held at Steinrat Memorial Stadium and featured an Alpha Conference showdown between the home town Invaders and the walking and talking food that decided to form a football team. The Invaders' defense held strong for most of the game, but could not find any answer for (HB) Porky Ham Slice's grunting rushing attack. On offense, the Invaders found some success through the air with passing, but (LB) Red M&M Candy melted any chance for the Invaders' running game to get going (melted in the mouth, not in the hands).
OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (HB) Quinn Gillis -owned by zulu1128:
The Cincinnati Spartans offense is so potent that Minxy had difficulty picking just one of their stars to honor as Offensive Player of the Week. But, with 40 touches, (HB) Quinn Gillis controlled the game for the Spartans while rushing for 317 yards and 5 touchdowns. God help you if you call this running back a pretty boy though as he is tough as nails; he broke 37 tackles this game.
DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (CB) KoB's Harry Greb -owned by jshiplet:
The CFL All Stars have received a lot of production from their defensive secondary this season. One of the leaders of the defense is (CB) KoB's Harry Greb. Like most good leaders, (CB) KoB's Harry Greb leads by example and in this game he made 8 tackles 2 tackles for a loss, defended 2 passes and made 6 reverse pancakes. While other secondary players played for more minutes, nobody made better use of their time on the field this week than (CB) KoB's Harry Greb. Watch the brutality as Greb face plants the Dogs of War receiver on the way to tackling the Dogs of War running back for a loss:
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2960032&pbp_id=474905
SPECIAL TEAMS PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (WR) AllAbout ThatAction31 -owned by Jagerween:
There was a time when the Universal Studios Monsters' special teams was impossible to score return touchdowns against. But these Monsters are under new management. (WR)AllAbout ThatAction31 scored 2 punt return touchdowns less than two minutes apart from each other. As (WR)AllAbout ThatAction31 was about to receive his award at the post game press conference an enraged (QB) Jitterbug Huxtible ripped the microphone from a reporter's hand and screamed into the camera "What does a guy have to do to earn Minxy's attention?" "I ran for 996 yards and scored 21 touchdown!!" "How in the hell did I not win Offensive Player of the Week?!?!"
POWER RANKINGS
1. Cincinnati Spartans
2. Brew Crew
3. Anthropomorphic Cuisine
4. Cairns City Crocodiles
5.Midnight Marauders
Edited by orangesdcd on Mar 18, 2019 13:18:09
Spartans way too high in the rankings.
Brew Crew pounded us in the tourney: http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2962034
Brew Crew pounded us in the tourney: http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/game.pl?game_id=2962034
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FIVE
Season 72 Rookie League #1 - The Alpha and Zeta Conferences have concluded their first round of match ups
GAME OF THE WEEK: Anthropomorphic Cuisine (31) v. Cincinnati Spartans (28):
In a game that was not decided until the final seconds, the team made up of your favorite foods come to life managed to squeak out a victory over the numbered one ranked Cincinnati Spartans. Chef's Kitchen Arena was so silent you could hear an egg crack late in the fourth quarter as the Spartans enjoyed a 28-24 lead with a mere 26 seconds left in the game. Then a scrambling (QB) Mr. Banna Grabber evaded a blitzing linebacker and a blitzing corner back and dove into the end zone for the game winning touchdown. While the Anthropomorphic Cuisine defense managed to hold the mighty Spartan offense for most of the game, there was seemingly no answer to the enormous problems caused by Spartan kick returner (HB) Cletus “where’d he go” Washington who singlehandedly accounted for 75% of the Spartans total score in the game. (HB) Cletus “where’d he go” Washington scored two kickoff touchdowns and one punt return touchdown late in the second half of the game. The usually hard charging Spartan (HB) Quinn Gillis was held in check by (LB) Twinkie the Kid, who with every tackle would inquire "Hey, where's the cream filling".
OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (QB) Taysom Hill -owned by Samka:
The New Orleans Golden Kangaroos had waited all season for their opportunity to face the bag of burning dog excrement which the once revered Universal Studios Monsters team has unfortunately become. (QB) Taysom Hill wasted little time before commencing his personal humiliation of the Monsters' defense. On the day, (QB) Taysom Hill rushed for 561 yards and 13 touchdowns. But apparently that was not enough "satisfaction" for (QB) Taysom Hill as he disrespectfully turned completely around and jogged backwards waving the football at the Monster defenders for the last 70 yards of this touchdown run:
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2960041&pbp_id=543274
DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (CB) MM Ty Law -owned by Brewnoe:
The Squirter Dome fans were not in a good mood in the second half of the game. The hometown Hershey Squirts' offense had seemingly fallen asleep as they could only muster a measly 7 points in the whole second half of the game. (CB) MM Ty Law played lights out defense in the second half of the game for the Midnight Marauders. In the game, (CB) MM Ty Law had 9 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 3 passes defended and 1 reverse pancake.
SPECIAL TEAMS PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (HB) Ocean Breeze Washington -owned by splitter24:
Two of the better teams in the Alpha Conference played a grueling defensive chess match in which neither offensive coordinator was able to find a way to score. The West Scranton Invaders defense coordinator (Farlig) and the CFL All Stars defensive coordinator are to be commended for excellent game plans. Ultimately the scoreless defensive struggle was broken up by (HB) Ocean Breeze Washington's 85 yard punt return touchdown. This amazing punt return touchdown was the only score by either team in the game.
POWER RANKINGS
1. Brew Crew
2. Anthropomorphic Cuisine
3. Cincinnati Spartans
4.Midnight Marauders - This team has been very impressive this season both in victory and in its single loss.
5. West Scranton Invaders
Season 72 Rookie League #1 - The Alpha and Zeta Conferences have concluded their first round of match ups
GAME OF THE WEEK: Anthropomorphic Cuisine (31) v. Cincinnati Spartans (28):
In a game that was not decided until the final seconds, the team made up of your favorite foods come to life managed to squeak out a victory over the numbered one ranked Cincinnati Spartans. Chef's Kitchen Arena was so silent you could hear an egg crack late in the fourth quarter as the Spartans enjoyed a 28-24 lead with a mere 26 seconds left in the game. Then a scrambling (QB) Mr. Banna Grabber evaded a blitzing linebacker and a blitzing corner back and dove into the end zone for the game winning touchdown. While the Anthropomorphic Cuisine defense managed to hold the mighty Spartan offense for most of the game, there was seemingly no answer to the enormous problems caused by Spartan kick returner (HB) Cletus “where’d he go” Washington who singlehandedly accounted for 75% of the Spartans total score in the game. (HB) Cletus “where’d he go” Washington scored two kickoff touchdowns and one punt return touchdown late in the second half of the game. The usually hard charging Spartan (HB) Quinn Gillis was held in check by (LB) Twinkie the Kid, who with every tackle would inquire "Hey, where's the cream filling".
OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (QB) Taysom Hill -owned by Samka:
The New Orleans Golden Kangaroos had waited all season for their opportunity to face the bag of burning dog excrement which the once revered Universal Studios Monsters team has unfortunately become. (QB) Taysom Hill wasted little time before commencing his personal humiliation of the Monsters' defense. On the day, (QB) Taysom Hill rushed for 561 yards and 13 touchdowns. But apparently that was not enough "satisfaction" for (QB) Taysom Hill as he disrespectfully turned completely around and jogged backwards waving the football at the Monster defenders for the last 70 yards of this touchdown run:
https://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2960041&pbp_id=543274
DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (CB) MM Ty Law -owned by Brewnoe:
The Squirter Dome fans were not in a good mood in the second half of the game. The hometown Hershey Squirts' offense had seemingly fallen asleep as they could only muster a measly 7 points in the whole second half of the game. (CB) MM Ty Law played lights out defense in the second half of the game for the Midnight Marauders. In the game, (CB) MM Ty Law had 9 tackles, 1 tackle for loss, 3 passes defended and 1 reverse pancake.
SPECIAL TEAMS PLAYER OF THE WEEK: (HB) Ocean Breeze Washington -owned by splitter24:
Two of the better teams in the Alpha Conference played a grueling defensive chess match in which neither offensive coordinator was able to find a way to score. The West Scranton Invaders defense coordinator (Farlig) and the CFL All Stars defensive coordinator are to be commended for excellent game plans. Ultimately the scoreless defensive struggle was broken up by (HB) Ocean Breeze Washington's 85 yard punt return touchdown. This amazing punt return touchdown was the only score by either team in the game.
POWER RANKINGS
1. Brew Crew
2. Anthropomorphic Cuisine
3. Cincinnati Spartans
4.Midnight Marauders - This team has been very impressive this season both in victory and in its single loss.
5. West Scranton Invaders
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