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RANKINGS AFTER GAME 6
#01 Hawaiian Kings
Previous rank: #01
Crushed Monmouth by 74 to open cross-conference play. Adriatic is Hawaii's next victim. I mean opponent, definitely mean opponent.
#02 ECE Respawn
Previous rank: #04
Apparently, ECE read the last set of rankings and declared "Challenge accepted." ECE squashed my Palookas 63-0, and suddenly the possibility of ECE rivalling Hawaii doesn't look so farfetched. But first, they'll see if they can catch the Jazz Cats.
#03 New Orleans Jazz Cats
Previous rank: #02
The Jazz Cats got a free win over CPUbu Jary, but now they face ECE, the team that just beat Palm Bay by 63... the same Palm Bay that New Orleans only beat by 6. Couple that with the inconsistency shown by the Cats so far this season, and I'm not sure they can keep up with ECE.
#04 Palm Bay Palookas
Previous rank: #03
Yikes... looks like I should've had ECE ranked above Palm Bay after all. But Game 7 will be a free win over CPUbu Jary, so... yay?
#05 Monmouth Evil Monkeys
Previous rank: #06
Yeah, they lost to Hawaii by a lot, but so has everyone else. It's understandable. It's forgiveable. Huntsville is next, and Monmouth should be able to handle the Rockets, but only if the Monkeys' offense shows up.
#06 Hood Rich Dotballers
Previous rank: #07
Picked up an easy-but-meaningless win over 4th Street, and they'll likely defeat the free-falling Jersey Mets in their next game.
#07 All-American Crimson Lancers
Previous rank: #08
The Lancers are the newest member of the We Beat Jersey And Have No Idea What It Means Club. 4th Street is next, and the Lancers should win that one too.
#08 Jersey Mets
Previous rank: #05
There are no good reasons -- and I'm not going to make one up -- why Jersey keeps losing so badly, most recently to the Lancers by 41. Hood is next, and Jersey's only window for victory at this point is Hood's rocky inconsistency. Will this be the game when Jersey remembers how to play dotball again?
#09 Adriatic Sea Wasps
Previous rank: #09
Adriatic got back on track with a 34-0 win over Huntsville, but not for long... they just might lose to Hawaii by a hundred in Game 7.
#10 Montlake Huskies
Previous rank: #10
Continues to notch easy wins over CPU teams in Prep League #3, but Montlake really won't have a competitive opponent again until Montlake's Tourney game against Palm Bay on 12/1, which should give us a better idea of where Montlake fits in the bigger picture.
#11 Paris Smexies
Previous rank: #11
Continues to notch easy wins over CPU teams in Prep League #3, and won't have a competitive game until they face Huntsville in the Tourney on 12/1.
#12 Huntsville Rockets
Previous rank: #12
Lost to Adriatic 34-0 and faces Monmouth next, though the Monkeys' problems on offense could present Huntsville with a path to victory.
#13 Jersey HighRollers
Previous rank: #13
Jersey won't have another competitive game in League #2 until Game 15 against Sydney, and given how Sydney bombed out of the Tourney, Jersey's 10-point win over Sydney in Game 1 is thoroughly unimpressive.
#14 Sydney Sharks
Previous rank: #14
Sydney has only had two real games so far this season, and they lost them both. They'll get a chance to do something about it in their Game 15 rematch with the HighRollers, but that might be too little too late.
NON-COMPETITIVE TEAMS
Teams that are either inactive, underleveled, CPU-owned, or human-owned with mostly-CPU rosters:
The 4th Street Gang
LA Halos
Plainview Bulldogs
Ubu Jary
Norway Vikings
College Station Aggies
Evil Empire Termination Force
'Merica Fuk Yeah
Rob Dog's Tigers of Clemson
Wild Animals
Slim Jimbos
Carthage Clash
Ridgeville Reapers
Voodoo Daddies
Miami X-Factor
Winston Red Tails
Victoria Legends
Lafayette Ragin Acadiens
Atlantic City Gamblers
Voodoo Warriors
Las Vegas Runnin' Rebels
Warsaw Gods of War