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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME THREE

University Elite #1- Now we are starting to get into the swing of this season

Game of the Week: All The King's Men (13) vs. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts (10): The hometown crowd at Rick Parry Memorial Coliseum was buzzing with nervous energy as they watched their All The King's Men defense take the field with the game tied and 1:29 left on the clock. Seconds earlier the fans had watched All The King's Men cap off an amazing 5 minute long 80 yard drive with a passing touchdown to tie the game 10-10. Now the fans knew that All The King's Men only had to run about a minute and a half off the clock and prevent Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts from driving 40 yards to prevent a late field goal and force the game into overtime. At the 1:20 mark, Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts failed to convert a third down, so Kurt Davey, head coach of All The King's Men quickly called a time out to force Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts to punt the ball on their own 41 yard line with 6 yards to go on 4th down. But DavyJonesLocker had a surprise up his coaching sleeve. Instead of sending his punting unit onto the field on 4th down, he sent his offense out to try and convert a first down on 4th down with 6 yards to go. The hometown crowd at Rick Parry Memorial Coliseum screamed "DEFENSE!!" as this play unfolded:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927966&pbp_id=460733
The All The King's Men Offense was jubilant at their unexpected good fortune. All The King's Men took full advantage of taking the ball at their opponents' 40 yard line by driving 6 yards in 3 plays and then kicking a 51 yard field goal with no time left on the clock to end the game. Minxy immediately headed to the visitor's locker room after the game to get a post game interview with DavyJonesLocker. Minxy had planned to interview the coach about the questionable play call on the last offensive play of Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts. Shockingly, the visitor's locker room was chained shut. Minxy pressed her ear to the door and could hear DavyJonesLocker screaming and swearing at his team and the sounds of chairs being thrown against the wall.

Offensive Player of the Week: (TE) The Phantom of the Opera -owned by daisyv: "We can score on any defense" boasted the Universal Studios Monsters' Tight End, The Phantom of the Opera, as he stretched out before the game. A pretty young sideline reporter,Christine Daaé, was interviewing (TE) The Phantom of the Opera, but felt uncomfortable by his unflinching gaze and obsession filled eyes. "My Angel of Music, I shall score two touchdowns just for you this game" cooed The Phantom of the Opera. The Universal Studios Monsters beat the Yukon Huskies. (TE) The Phantom of the Opera had a 164 receiving yards and 2 touchdowns. With the Universal Studios Monsters sitting on a very comfortable 30-3 lead, The Phantom of the Opera left the field with 1:00 minute left in the game and climbed into the rafters of Universal Studios Stadium. Just as the final ticks of the clock ran down to 00:00 indicating the end of the game, an enormous chandelier crashed down from the rafters of the domed Universal Studios Stadium onto the field. Fire flashed across the field from the exploded gas lamps of the chandelier. During the ensuing confusion, (TE) The Phantom of the Opera threw the frightened sideline reporter, Christine Daaé, over his shoulder and ran off the field and down into the bowels of the Universal Studios Stadium basement. As terrified fans fled the rapidly spreading fire, the loud speakers played the song "The Music of the Night".

Defensive Player of the Week: (CB) Cam Taylor Rafiki -owned by husker4life : The Nebraska Blackshirts continued their winning ways. Against the super tough Rhode Island Red Wolves, the Nebraska Blackshirts started the game in amazing fashion with this defensive touchdown:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927963&pbp_id=459584
On the day (CB) Cam Taylor Rafiki had 3 tackles, I sack, 6 hurries and of course an interception for a touchdown.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (HB) Rocky Gillespie -owned by wyrenut: The VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY beat Hammer Time 10-6 and scored all of its points on special teams. (HB) Rocky Gillespie took the game opening kickoff 82 yards for a touchdown to start the game with a 7-0 lead.

POWER RANKINGS
1. Nebraska Blackshirts
2. All The King's Men
3. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
4. Universal Studios Monsters
5. Free the Weed

University Elite #1- Now we are starting to get into the swing of this season
OMG.......Really ....This league is not getting any easier....GG Free the Weed..

THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FOUR

University Elite #1- Each game is tougher than the last

Game of the Week: Rhode Island Red Wolves (13) v. Yukon Huskies (6): In the NFL there exists a phenomena, known as the "Super Bowl Hangover", in which the team losing the Super Bowl will follow their Super Bowl appearance with a sub-par season. The Rhode Island Red Wolves have seemingly been inflicted with the "Prep Competitive #1 Championship hangover" for the first three games of this season. Last season, after bullying their way through the Eastern Conference playoff bracket, the Red Wolves suffered a disappointing 31-17 loss to the Universal Studios Monsters in the Prep Competitive #1 Championship game. As if to rub salt in the wound, the Rhode Island Red Wolves went on to lose the first three games of this season. Team owner, Lava124, knew that his Rhode Island Red Wolves had gone away from what made them great in the past: a suffocating defense. Last season, after leading the Prep Competitive #1 league in rushing defense all throughout the regular season and for the first two weeks of the playoffs, the Rhode Island Red Wolves ended up yielding an embarrassing 340.5 rushing yards in the Championship game. The Red Wolves defense never seemed to recover from that Championship game loss. Lava124 knew that the heart of his defense is their ability to completely take away an opponents running game and that it was time to get back to doing what the Red Wolves do best. In today's game the Yukon Huskies were determined to pound the rock, rushing nearly half of all of their offensive snaps. Unfortunately for the Huskies, at the end of the game, they did not have a single net rushing yard to show for that effort. The Rhode Island Red Wolves defense stood tall and held the Yukon Huskies to zero total rushing yards for 33 rushes in the game. This impenetrable rushing defense really set the tone for the game for the Red Wolves and, when the Huskies got into obvious passing downs, allowed the Red Wolves to unleash their always potent pass rushers. The Red Wolves defense had 9 sacks, 10 hurries and 7 tackles for a loss in this game. Look out League, the Red Wolves are back!!!

Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Stone Post -owned by DavyJonesLocker: Minxy has really been struck by how hard of a time that the Prep League #3 Western Conference Champions,Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8, have had in transitioning to University Elite #1 competition. After watching Leandrinhos struggle against Hammer Time and All The King's Men, Minxy could barely bring herself to watch the offensive onslaught that an angry DavyJonesLocker was sure to direct after his disappointing last second loss last game. DavyJonesLocker refused to sit in his luxurious owner's suite in Skull Cove Stadium today. Instead, DavyJonesLocker stood on the sidelines with his team, constantly talking to his players, pounding his fist into his palm and screaming directions to his coaches. At halftime, the Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts led Leandrinhos 37-0, and (QB) Stone Post was beaming with pride. (QB) Stone Post had scored 3 passing touchdowns in the second quarter to rout the Leandrinhos team. DavyJonesLocker walked into the locker room and his players stood up and applauded him. DavyJonesLocker slowly walked over to (QB) Stone Post and stood in front of him. (QB) Stone Post smiled and asked "how are you liking the game boss?". DavyJonesLocker threw his plastic cup of Coke into (QB) Stone Post's face. "What the hell are you so happy about" demanded DavyJonesLocker. "We need to hang 100 points on this team today or all of you are staying after the game for extra physical conditioning" screamed DavyJonesLocker. "And you" DavyJonesLocker poked his finger into (QB) Stone Post's chest. "I want two more touchdown passes from you." snarled DavyJonesLocker. The team was deathly silent as DavyJonesLocker stomped out of the locker room. At the start of the second half of the game, the Leandrinhos team took the field with a renewed feeling of hope. That hope was promptly strangled to death by (QB) Stone Post and his Pirate Ghost teammates. The final score was 107-3 in favor of the Pirate Ghosts and (QB) Stone Post finished the game with 454.5 passing yards and 5 touchdowns and as a result was able to take a shower and go home after the game instead of running laps up and down the field.

Defensive Player of the Week: (CB) The Mad Ghoul -owned by armadafalls: Jimmy Sanders was a sick child who had contacted the Make-A-Wish Foundation and requested to meet with his favorite football star, (CB) The Mad Ghoul. It was arranged that little Jimmy and his family would have front row seats at Shatter Stadium for today's game in which the Universal Studios Monsters traveled to face Jimmy's home town Free the Weed. As a bonus, little Jimmy was escorted down to the sidelines to watch the Monsters stretch out and prepare for the game. (CB) The Mad Ghoul ran over to Jimmy and signed Jimmy's replica #25 Mad Ghoul Monsters' jersey. But parents throughout the country should be warned that (CB) The Mad Ghoul is not a role model for your kids. This should be obvious, he is a Monster. Little Jimmy cheered (CB) The Mad Ghoul as he defended 2 passes and as he sacked Free the Weed's quarterback. But Jimmy's family grew increasingly concerned by the escalating levels of obscene celebratory dances performed by (CB) The Mad Ghoul after each of his 10 tackles. (CB) The Mad Ghoul would stand over the tackled offensive player gyrating his hips and thrusting his groin at the opposing player with ever increasing enthusiasm after each tackle. But what really upset Jimmy's parents were the down right scary liberties (CB) The Mad Ghoul would take with the Free the Weed wide receivers that he reverse pancaked 6 times. As the stunned Free the Weed wide receivers lay face down after being pancaked by (CB) The Mad Ghoul, Jimmy's parents quickly covered Jimmy's eyes and all Jimmy could hear were his parents gasps of disbelief and the Free the Weed Loud Speaker Announcer saying "Oh, no....are they going to just let him get away with that....somebody give me the rule book, is there not a penalty for doing that?"

Special Teams Player of the Week: (P) Dominic Flaherty -owned by Cruiser87: The VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY won an important home game against the previously undefeated All The King's Men. (P) Dominic Flaherty helped the VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY win the battle of field position, especially in the second half of the game. On the day, (P) Dominic Flaherty averaged 40.1 yards a punt and had 1 coffin corner punt, 2 punts downed inside the 5 yard line and an additional punt inside the 10 yard line.

POWER RANKINGS
1. Nebraska Blackshirts
2. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (Impressive win against a great team)
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
5. All The King's Men (tough loss today)

dilly dilly hale to the THE MINXY REPORT

Thanks for showing (P) Dominic Flaherty some love.

Great game American Muscle

Spectacular.

Spot on analysis of DJL as an owner the dude is a tyrant I petition the league review his “leadership” tactics and consider revoking his ownership (especially before our week 10 matchup plz)

Minxy for GLB Prez!

Cheers for the report.


Great looking team USM. We will lick our wounds and see if we can return the favor when we visit you later in season. GG.

Originally posted by Medicated
Cheers for the report.


Great looking team USM.



I think I have had to to game plan against your team 4 times now. That is more than we have faced any other team.

look forward to every Minxy report. well thought out and saying as an English major his writing is quality!

THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME FIVE

University Elite #1- Now we really have an idea how each team stacks up in their own division

Game of the Week: Free the Weed (27) v. Nebraska Blackshirts (24): At halftime, with the hometown Nebraska Blackshirts leading Free the Weed 27-7, the atmosphere in Memorial Stadium was similar to that of a block party. Nebraska fans waiting in line to buy refreshments were gleeful and smiled at each other and high-fived. "Free the Weed can't handle our run game" shouted one fan to another fan while waiting in line to use the restroom. A half-drunk Nebraska fan bumped into a young woman wearing a Blackshirt jersey and spilled some of the three cups of beer he was carrying back to his seat. Instead of an apology, the drunk fan slurred "Their offense is real dog sh!t". The young woman smiled and shouted "Go Blackshirts!". As the Nebraska Blackshirts returned from their locker room and took the field to start the third quarter, the fans roared with approval and Memorial Stadium was a happy place. One elementary school aged boy holding a sign that read "Blackshirts 16-0" smiled as his father took his photo and posted it to Facebook. Later that evening, the young boy's friends and family would look at that Facebook post and marvel at the elated look on his face and some would comment "stupid photo must have been taken in the first half". Ultimately, not a single Nebraska fan would leave Memorial Stadium with anything resembling a smile on their face. Free the Weed started the third quarter like a team possessed. After fielding the second half kickoff, Free the Weed needed only four plays to pound the ball into the end zone with a big running play. Free the Weed's defense had promised the offense that, if the offense could just rally back and score some points, Free the Weed's defense would not yield one more point in this game. The Free the Weed defense was true to their word and forced the Nebraska Blackshirt offense to go four and out and punt over and over again throughout the third and fourth quarter. By the time the two minute warning sounded, the Nebraska fans at Memorial Stadium sat in stunned silence as the game was now tied 24-24. On the next play, the Nebraska fans' misery was made more acute as Free the Weed kicked a field goal to take a 27-24 lead. On the next possession, Nebraska's quarterback, Tristan Gebbia Rafiki tried to reassure his teammates in the huddle "Hey this is just like the two minute drill we practice every week." "We just need to drive about 40 yards to kick a field goal and send this game to overtime" said (QB) Tristan Gebbia Rafiki. "Heck, we may even score a touchdown and win this thing in regulation time" said Tristan as the huddle broke. Free the Weed's defense was determined to end this game with a win. (CB) Kanna Genetics delivered a game winning interception for Free the Weed that stopped (QB) Tristan Gebbia Rafiki and the Nebraska Blackshirts drive and dashed any hopes for a Blackshirt win. As Free the Weed ran out the remaining minute on the clock, Nebraska Blackshirts fans exited the stadium silent and dejected.

Offensive Player of the Week: (HB) RACHEL MARK -owned by PaqMarq11: The VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY can beat you many different ways. Their skill position players adorn the covers of Fantasy Football magazines sold in supermarkets throughout the country. One such, superstar is (HB) RACHEL MARK who leads the BLACK ARMY in receptions, receiving yards and receiving touchdowns this season. Week in and week out Minxy knows that she has to address the elephant in the room: how is the Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8 team adjusting to the elite competition it faces in this league? Today, the Leandrinhos defense watched as (HB) RACHEL MARK made an astounding 17 receptions and turned those receptions into an eye-popping 372 receiving yards and scored 5 receiving touchdowns. Minxy is confident that nachoz and budokee will regroup and get their Leandrinhos team ready for the interconference games that begin this week. The Western Conference has been warned...

Defensive Player of the Week: (LB) Darius Kaufman -owned by mi_gangsta: Hammer Time beat All The King's Men and held their potent offense to just 10 points in the second half of the game. (LB) Darius Kaufman seemed to be all over the field disrupting All The King's Men's offense by defending 6 passes and making 6 tackles. Hammer Time made good use of this combo linebacker as (LB) Darius Kaufman was on the field for more snaps than just about any other player for either team.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (WR) Huskie Returner -owned by Agent 99: The Yukon Huskies have been on the losing end of some great games this season. But, after today's game, the Yukon Huskies hold victories over both teams that played in the Season 67 Prep League Tournament Championship. The Huskies beat Free the Weed in the first game of the season and today beat American Muscle 24-13. (WR) Huskie Returner had this punt return touchdown to break the game wide open late in the third quarter:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927976&pbp_id=592137

POWER RANKINGS
1. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
2. Nebraska Blackshirts - (came up a little bit short in what may be the most consequential game of the season so far)
3. Universal Studios Monsters
4. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
5. Free the Weed - ( that was a hell of a good team you beat today)

she tries, my hb. she really tries. thank you for the minxy report

Great game Free!!! Looks like its time for an AI overhaul

the sad thing is i have to wait til Monday to read another great write up, its like Christmas every 2 days thx, again for your hard work and, fantastic reports.