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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME ONE

University Elite #1- The carnage has begun.....................

Game of the Week: Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts (10) v. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (10): Fans at Skull Cove Stadium were getting used to the new horse-shoe shape of their home field when owner, DavyJonesLocker appeared on the large scoreboard-screen. "Anybody want some nachos?!?" screamed DavyJonesLocker. Suddenly coupons for free nachos at the concession stands rained down on the crowd from the rafters. The fans in attendance went wild. Fans scrambled to pick up the coupons from the ground or snatch them out of the air as they fell. Later, near kickoff time, with bellies full of free nachos and over-priced beer, the hometown Pirate Ghost fans screamed with joy as they cheered on their team. The excitement was contagious and the Pirate Ghosts jumped out to an early 10-0 lead in the first quarter based off of the strength of the Pirate Ghosts' amazing special teams' unit. Sitting in his owner's suite, DavyJonesLocker, enjoyed himself thoroughly throughout the first and second quarter of the game. At halftime, DavyJonesLocker turned to the beautiful Playboy model sitting next to him in the owner's suite and suavely said "With my team's defense, this game is really somewhat of a boat race now" DavyJonesLocker was justified in his confidence, the Black Army Offense had not managed to cross over the 50 yard line once in the first half. Instead, in the waning minutes of the first half, the Black Army defense got an interception which placed the Black Army Offense on their opponents' side of the field for the first time in the game. But the Black Army Offense failed to score on that possession. The third quarter was much of the same, the Pirate Ghost defense kept the Black Army offense on its own side of the field for the whole third quarter. DavyJonesLocker was really feeling his oats as the fourth quarter started. The Playboy model pointed across the field at the visiting owner's suite and said "look at that poor man, he is so sad". POOPERDOG7 sat in the visiting owner's suite with a huge frown on his face. His offense was flat. Suddenly there was a knock on his suite door. A Skull Cove Stadium attendant had been sent by DavyJonesLocker to deliver a gift to POOPERDOG7. The gift was a football-air pump. The snide message was obvious to POOPERDOG7. The furious owner of the VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY stormed out of the suite and hurried down to the field to talk to his defense. "We need something from you guys" implored POOPERDOG7. The Black Army Defense took the message to heart. (CB) VBA intCB gathered the secondary and said "the offense needs help, lets get that football for them." (CB) VBA intCB showed his Black Army teammates how to deliver by making two fourth quarter interceptions. Both of (CB) VBA intCB's interceptions gave the Black Army offense favorable starting field position and the Black Army offense converted both interceptions into scores. Regulation time ended in a 10-10 tie. The fans at Skull Cove Stadium settled in for overtime. A full fifteen minutes later neither team's offense was able to break the other team's highly motivated defense and the game ended in a 10-10 tie.

Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) American QB -owned by jerryv: Two of the best teams in Prep Competitive League #1 faced off in the opening game of the University Elite #1 schedule. American Muscle faced the Herculean task of trying to score against the ultra-stingy Rhode Island Red Wolves defense. (QB) American QB was more than a match for the task. He was a perfect 100% in the passing game and passed for 26 yards, but he did his real damage with his feet. (QB) American QB rushed for 98.5 yards and 2 touchdowns while breaking seven tackles, all in the last 5 minutes of the fourth quarter. (QB) American QB's end of the game offensive explosion turned a 14-7 loss for his American Muscle team into a 21-14 victory on the road in the very unfriendly confines of Red Wolves Stadium.

Defensive Player of the Week: (DT) Lance Blue -owned by danielbateman: Talk about Defensive Pressure, Holy Snakes!! Hammer Time's (DT) Lance Blue, should be subjected to a restraining order by (QB) B Vandim Pós Oral of team LEANDRINHOS WOOOWOOOOWW. (DT) Lance Blue hurried (QB) B Vandim Pós Oral 16 times and forced him into 12 bad throws and an interception. Hey! Shout-out to LEANDRINHOS WOOOWOOOOWW. team owners, nachoz and budokee: Welcome to the big boy league fellas, love Minxy!.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (WR) Huskie Returner -owned by Agent 99: Minxy loves to watch good special teams play. The Yukon Huskies won a close game against the star-crossed Free the Weed. The Yukon Huskies won the game 17-6 and 10 of those points were scored by the special teams. (WR) Huskie Returner led the way with this ankle-breaking 64.5 yard punt return:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927952&pbp_id=327400


POWER RANKINGS
1. Nebraska Blackshirts
2. American Muscle
3. Yukon Huskies
5..Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts (You have to be awfully good to make the Power rankings before winning a single game)
5. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (I know it is controversial to place two winless teams tied for the same spot in the Power
rankings, especially when two other team's in their conference had big wins, but I believe time will vindicate this decision)
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Great write-up! Universal too low though imo
 
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thank you.
 
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Well done!
 
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Ahhhhhh finally. Wonderful write up I can't wait til Sunday
Thx, fir another great effort
 
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That playboy model in my suite?......none other than KP!
 
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Originally posted by POOPERDOG7
Nice battle daveyjones. Maybe we need 6 quarters next time. Good luck to you sir


I feel great about that tie. I'm not going to make excuses, I'll just say that you should have kicked our asses. So I'm happy with the tie.
 
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I guess I could say the same pl;aying on the road, against a team that used a promotion as well as was fully boosted to level 35. I thought it would be close but a tie, man it was a battle.
 
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Originally posted by DavyJonesLocker
That playboy model in my suite?......none other than KP!

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Good group of teams and people in this age bracet Write-up second to none. Promises to be like this most gamedays. Fun Fun Fun !!!
 
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THE MINXY REPORT-- GAME TWO

University Elite #1- Where each week every game on the schedule is a challenge

Game of the Week: Nebraska Blackshirts (21) vs. Yukon Huskies (12): At halftime, Soonerbrother, the defensive coordinator for the Yukon Huskies, felt great about how his defense had performed so far. The Huskies had managed to shutout the Nebraska Blackshirts throughout the first half of the game Thanks to a last second field goal, the Yukon Huskies enjoyed a 3-0 lead at the half. The Huskies' defensive players were focused and confident as Soonerbrother drew up schemes on the locker room blackboard and made adjustments to begin the third quarter. The one thing that you can't game-plan for though is an all-pro quarterback having an instant-classic game. The second half of this game was a highlight reel for the Nebraska Blackshirts' all-pro quarterback, (QB) Tristan Gebbia Rafiki. Two long touchdown passes by (QB) Tristan Gebbia Rafiki in the third quarter gave the Nebraska Blackshirts a 14-3 lead. Then (QB) Tristan Gebbia Rafiki stuck a dagger in the hearts of the hometown Huskies fans with this lightening strike touchdown:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927959&pbp_id=394440
The fans at Huskies Stadium gave a lukewarm response to a late fourth quarter Huskies' field goal and a garbage time Huskies' touchdown pass, but the Nebraska Blackshirts' offensive players were already boisterously celebrating their 21-12 victory as the Yukon Huskies drove down the field and ran out the final two minutes of the clock.

Offensive Player of the Week: (QB) Gun Slinger -owned by rawdawgg88: The VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY are lucky enough to enjoy two great quarterbacks. And, against the hapless NY Buzz, the BLACK ARMY showed off both quarterbacks. While its easy to look good against a CPU team, Minxy was very impressed with (QB) Gun Slinger. Keeping his eyes down field and releasing the ball quickly allows (QB) Gun Slinger to find the open man and get him the ball before the defense can react. The BLACK ARMY offense looks to be one to keep an eye on this season.

Defensive Player of the Week: (CB) Kenny "1st rnd draft pick" Intercept'em Jr. -owned by Tigroklaws: The defensive secondary for the team, All The King's Men, knew that their opponents, Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8, intended to pass 2/3 of every offensive play. Yet, All The King's Men felt very comfortable playing a lot of man-to-man coverage because their cornerbacks are extraordinarily good at blanketing wide receivers. (CB) Kenny "1st rnd draft pick" Intercept'em Jr. was targeted 8 times and only gave up one reception while successfully deflecting 5 passes and making this drive stopping interception:
http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2927962&pbp_id=394115
For the second game in a row, nachoz and budokee have had front row seats to see a Defensive Player of the Week tee off against their Leandrinhos WOOOWOOOOWW V8 offense.

Special Teams Player of the Week: (K) Georginio Wijnaldum: -owned by lexden11 : Free the Weed is one of my favorite teams to cover. They suffered some of the most heartbreakingly close losses last season, yet still managed to compete in both the Tournament championship game and the Prep Competitive League #1 Eastern Conference Championship game. Today, Free the Weed beat the mighty Rhode Island Red Wolves with just special teams points. (K) Georginio Wijnaldum scored all 12 points on 4 field goals. Unfortunately, because he is just a kicker after all, he still had to sit by himself on the bus ride home.

POWER RANKINGS
1. Nebraska Blackshirts
2. Davy Jones' Locker Pirate Ghosts
3.VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
4. All The King's Men - (2 wins earns these Men a place on the Power Rankings).
5.. Universal Studios Monsters - (impressive win over last season's tournament champions).
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GG Yukon!
 
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GG Red Wolves.
 
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Another great write up , thanks. In this league our kickercould be our MVP.
 
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