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Forecast: 17 degrees Fahrenheit with 17 MPH winds

Teams: Nebraska: 12-2-0
Natural: 14-0

Previous Matchup: 35-3 Natural Win
Total Yards: 496 Natural - 150 Neb

Overview: Been a long season for Nebraska who hasnt been a relevant GLB team since maybe season 4. When asked about his teams lackluster performance the last 17 seasons his response was "I'm here for the love of the game f*ck the spamming douchecakes who ruin online gaming in all aspects". In response to why he still owns toons and teams with a tear in the eye he replied "Love of the game... simple as that."

In the first matchup ND just flat out embarrassed the huskers. It wasnt even close from the start and they just got torched through the air as well as the ground. S* Cyclone Bobson was spot on and put up HUGE Numbers against the otherwise stable Nebraska defense putting up 392 yards through the air while completing 75% of his passes! For those of you at home... that is bad defense and an embarrassment to society, throw that GP out the window along with the playbook and your neighbors first born.

When asked what its going to take to win the 'ship, vipermaw82 response couldnt be more spot on as he took a sip from his beer... "Dont suck, run the ball, throw the ball, catch the ball, run, throw, catch some more and score simple game for simple people like you".

We also asked how to control the defense that is the disasters and how will he avoid not getting tackled for a loss 13 more times. His response, "we are going to start with pretending like we can block just one guy, then we will remember we suck and they are good, at that point we will simply qb sneak them to death."

In his closing remarks on if he feels his team can win he simply slammed the rest of his beer handed me the can and walked away, not really sure how to take that. This is Timmy O'toole from the Pepporoni League Paper.

 
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Well done! Appreciate the write up. Sadly, I don't have the ability to be witty in write ups to respond to this story by O'Toole.
 
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O'Toole is an asshole

Should really multi him lol
 
Jagat0r
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GG Nebraska, that almost gave me a heart attack watching it, definitely couldve gone either way, btw you need to take that kicker behind the woodshed.
 
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Originally posted by Jagat0r
GG Nebraska, that almost gave me a heart attack watching it, definitely couldve gone either way, btw you need to take that kicker behind the woodshed.


My blood is still pumping had some bad in coverage drops that we had completed early... and I thought running up the middle was supposed to get easier lol... look at his stats at kicker I'm not sure wtf happened today as he has been spot on
 
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GG Viper, that was rough!
 
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Originally posted by dlcurt
GG Viper, that was rough!


We will see you next season, both GPs were actually the right GPs based on the defenses called. you guys made more plays and my kicker must know Nugent from the bengals.
 
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I'm actually surprised our kicker won it for us. He blew 5 FG's yesterday against Jarvis and made us lose.
 


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