Reporter: “It’s been a while since we caught up with you, Freddie. How’s everything going?”
Freddie: “You know, same old same old… paying my child support bills, catching touchdowns, hanging out with Playboy bunnies, you know how it is”
Reporter: “As you know, Dirty Dirt Diggler is headed off to Cairo in a blockbuster trade after expressing discontent with Comoros… what do you think of this?”
Freddie: “Proves that he’s nothing more than a whore. One minute he’s making videos calling out Cairo’s ownership, then all of a sudden he hops on board and ME-3 and willm are butt buddies. Funny how that works”
“I have my own theory, however. ME-3 saw that game against the Peacekeepers coming up on the schedule, saw that the trade deadline wasn’t far away, and started some shit to get the hell out of there. He doesn’t have to play our D now, isn’t that convenient? If the dude wins offensive MVP this season remember that he played Morocco twice and didn’t have to face the beasts on our D”
Reporter: “Dirty Diggs was heard making some sort of reference to ‘shipping using FredEx’ because ‘it’s cheap,’ you got any response to that?”
Freddie: “I don’t know what he’s talking about, but let it be known that I make more money than ME-3 … I’m getting paid, and all the money coming in from my “Fred-XXX” adult entertainment line ain’t hurting my wallet, either”
Reporter: “If you meet Cairo in the playoffs, what do you think will happen?”
Freddie: “Not only will we win, but I WILL have more total yards than ME-3, and he’ll regret not considering our offer to be UN’s #3 RB and backup kick returner, because we’ll be in AAA next year while him and the inbreeders are stuck here. I’m out!”
Freddie: “You know, same old same old… paying my child support bills, catching touchdowns, hanging out with Playboy bunnies, you know how it is”
Reporter: “As you know, Dirty Dirt Diggler is headed off to Cairo in a blockbuster trade after expressing discontent with Comoros… what do you think of this?”
Freddie: “Proves that he’s nothing more than a whore. One minute he’s making videos calling out Cairo’s ownership, then all of a sudden he hops on board and ME-3 and willm are butt buddies. Funny how that works”
“I have my own theory, however. ME-3 saw that game against the Peacekeepers coming up on the schedule, saw that the trade deadline wasn’t far away, and started some shit to get the hell out of there. He doesn’t have to play our D now, isn’t that convenient? If the dude wins offensive MVP this season remember that he played Morocco twice and didn’t have to face the beasts on our D”
Reporter: “Dirty Diggs was heard making some sort of reference to ‘shipping using FredEx’ because ‘it’s cheap,’ you got any response to that?”
Freddie: “I don’t know what he’s talking about, but let it be known that I make more money than ME-3 … I’m getting paid, and all the money coming in from my “Fred-XXX” adult entertainment line ain’t hurting my wallet, either”
Reporter: “If you meet Cairo in the playoffs, what do you think will happen?”
Freddie: “Not only will we win, but I WILL have more total yards than ME-3, and he’ll regret not considering our offer to be UN’s #3 RB and backup kick returner, because we’ll be in AAA next year while him and the inbreeders are stuck here. I’m out!”






























