5pm kick off time -- which sucks donkey balls imo. Wish we were playing in the morning sometime. But away we go...I hope to see this league represented well in the ladder. Don't let me down!
Corning Cows vs Cool Runnings - Corning is still rolling with 20 CPU players and with 2 QB's / 2 FB's - this could be an auto filled roster (comment corning?). Cool Runnings though looks to have a full roster - complete with 6 superstars and at least 3 multi's represented. I'd have thought they'd be a run team (cool RUNnings) but maybe they will surprise us.
Based purely on human rosters: Cool Runnings by 17 http://giphy.com/gifs/dance-tom-cruise-tropic-thunder-zFp2UIsIW1tqE
York Revolution vs Jebediah - York with a bunch of names on the roster I am unfamiliar with (other than Mutley's superstar DC) -- but has Detroit Leos with a GM role. Leo doesn't have a player on the team though...strange. Please don't tell me I have to start calling you multi-leo. Jebs is mostly CPU.
Multi-leo leads York to a 1-0 record - winning by 21 http://giphy.com/gifs/dance-tom-cruise-tropic-thunder-u5ZDgCXHJw2fC
Vancouver Riot vs Tropic Thunder - Riot has a brand new owner I'm not familiar with and a full roster of all of his own players. Tropic Thunder is full of a number of agents -- think we only have 2 or 3 multi's represented (none mine). What will the ROIT do? I really don't know which makes this game quite a mystery. I was hoping to pull a CPU team 1st!
Since I have to choose - I'll choose Tropic Thunder by 6 http://giphy.com/gifs/robert-downey-jr-tropic-thunder-6PfMYkTXxpG2Q
Dessert Lighting vs Miami Beach Burns - Dessert Lighting is run by my old friend, compadre and rival: vipermaw. They will certainly be a good team this season with well built players and a solid game plan every week. Beach burns are all CPU except for 3 of the owners players. Really Keith M? Really? You're going to be competitive with 1 LB, 1 OT and 1 HB?
Dessert wins by 24 - http://giphy.com/gifs/excited-scream-tropic-thunder-HW05UrUSfAzZu
Tallahassee Camel Toes vs Trison Sulpher Sharks - 2 human players on Camo. 18 on sharks. That means Sharks should score 9 times as many points as camo.
Sharks win: 10-0 http://giphy.com/gifs/robert-downey-jr-tropic-thunder-11JA0Q61MSf3wc
Philadelphia Wolves vs Phoenix Fire - Wolves are a single agent team with a reasonably standard roster build. Fire are inactive with a CPU roster. How does that even happen?
Wolves win by 13 - http://giphy.com/gifs/ben-stiller-tropic-thunder-9HLRWEJ24cpnG
If you have a CPU roster still --- it isn't too late to be competitive....start recruiting. Sign players. Watch some film. Come on -- let's not be half garbage here...
Pick your division winners:
I'll say:
York wins Alpha
Tropic Thunder wins Beta
Wolves win Gamma
Dessert Lighting wins wild card
Corning Cows vs Cool Runnings - Corning is still rolling with 20 CPU players and with 2 QB's / 2 FB's - this could be an auto filled roster (comment corning?). Cool Runnings though looks to have a full roster - complete with 6 superstars and at least 3 multi's represented. I'd have thought they'd be a run team (cool RUNnings) but maybe they will surprise us.
Based purely on human rosters: Cool Runnings by 17 http://giphy.com/gifs/dance-tom-cruise-tropic-thunder-zFp2UIsIW1tqE
York Revolution vs Jebediah - York with a bunch of names on the roster I am unfamiliar with (other than Mutley's superstar DC) -- but has Detroit Leos with a GM role. Leo doesn't have a player on the team though...strange. Please don't tell me I have to start calling you multi-leo. Jebs is mostly CPU.
Multi-leo leads York to a 1-0 record - winning by 21 http://giphy.com/gifs/dance-tom-cruise-tropic-thunder-u5ZDgCXHJw2fC
Vancouver Riot vs Tropic Thunder - Riot has a brand new owner I'm not familiar with and a full roster of all of his own players. Tropic Thunder is full of a number of agents -- think we only have 2 or 3 multi's represented (none mine). What will the ROIT do? I really don't know which makes this game quite a mystery. I was hoping to pull a CPU team 1st!
Since I have to choose - I'll choose Tropic Thunder by 6 http://giphy.com/gifs/robert-downey-jr-tropic-thunder-6PfMYkTXxpG2Q
Dessert Lighting vs Miami Beach Burns - Dessert Lighting is run by my old friend, compadre and rival: vipermaw. They will certainly be a good team this season with well built players and a solid game plan every week. Beach burns are all CPU except for 3 of the owners players. Really Keith M? Really? You're going to be competitive with 1 LB, 1 OT and 1 HB?
Dessert wins by 24 - http://giphy.com/gifs/excited-scream-tropic-thunder-HW05UrUSfAzZu
Tallahassee Camel Toes vs Trison Sulpher Sharks - 2 human players on Camo. 18 on sharks. That means Sharks should score 9 times as many points as camo.
Sharks win: 10-0 http://giphy.com/gifs/robert-downey-jr-tropic-thunder-11JA0Q61MSf3wc
Philadelphia Wolves vs Phoenix Fire - Wolves are a single agent team with a reasonably standard roster build. Fire are inactive with a CPU roster. How does that even happen?
Wolves win by 13 - http://giphy.com/gifs/ben-stiller-tropic-thunder-9HLRWEJ24cpnG
If you have a CPU roster still --- it isn't too late to be competitive....start recruiting. Sign players. Watch some film. Come on -- let's not be half garbage here...
Pick your division winners:
I'll say:
York wins Alpha
Tropic Thunder wins Beta
Wolves win Gamma
Dessert Lighting wins wild card






























