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Things are shaping up nicely in Napoleon with a few surprises here and there. I'll try to make this quick.

Bullet Club/NWO v. EEA 2.0

Bullet Club has been struggling this season just trying to keep their head above water. They recently got walloped by PORN but PORN tends to do that to most rookie teams so far. EEA has been good all season but they too came off a disappointing loss although in this case they probably should have been more competitive than they showed. I expect EEA to get back on track in this one. EEA 24-7

Legacy v. Las Vegas Outlaws

Legacy continues to impress despite early season doubt while Las Vegas hasn't exactly instilled any confidence in the bookies this season. Expect Legacy to continue its upswing in trying to get a firmer grasp on the division Legacy 17-7

D-Town Blackshirts v. Vol Nation

D-Town has been up or down but I would think they can handle one of the 2 worst teams in the league. D-Town 23-0

Empire's Zone Strikes Back v. Porn

Game of the Week. GE claimed that Empire was "coming for PORN". Don't write a check your ass can't cash. PORN is one team where you don't want to rattle the hornet's nest. Having recently gotten embarrassed by a CPU team this one might end up being a laugher. Frankly the only reason this is game of the week is because of the back and forth between management and ownership leading up to this game in the main forums. I'm going to be as realistic with this score as I can without showing any bias. PORN wins ∞ to -2

Legacy's Dynasty v. Portland Ronin

Ronin won an ugly one last week against the Outlaws while they play the high flying Legacy's Dynasty CPU squad that made Empire look like some shitty rebellion about to get squashed. I have Portland here 13-3

Colorado Springs Mambas v. Atlanta Falcons

Atlanta is very good team in this league who has been an impressive 4-1 so far in league play. I expect them to beat the struggling Mambas rather easily here. Falcons win 28-6
Edited by jfbueno on Apr 6, 2015 21:00:23
 
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Cool story bro.
 
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Fine. PORN wins 34-6. Little more realistic in my eyes.
 
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The hornets are mad.

The nicest thing anyone has ever done for you was Jfbueno predicting you to score 6 points. You should probably send him a friend request after that.

We are coming hard, no lube.
 
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Bring it!
 
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Originally posted by Galactic Empire
Bring it!


Okay! Just remember that you asked for it.
 
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Originally posted by jfbueno
Legacy's Dynasty v. Portland Ronin

Ronin won an ugly one last week against the Outlaws while they play the high flying Legacy's Dynasty CPU squad that made Empire look like some shitty rebellion about to get squashed. I have Portland here 13-3


Dynasty is back on cruise control. I suspect Portland will win big.
 
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Power Rankings Produced by GLB2Scout Tool - http://www.GLB2Scout.com
Rankings Last Updated on Day : 13

Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas - Napoleon - (9-0-0) - 75.71
2. Atlanta Falcons - Napoleon - (6-3-0) - 71.57
3. EEA 2.0 - Napoleon - (6-3-0) - 70.75
4. Legacy - Napoleon - (5-3-1) - 69.32
5. Portland Ronin - Napoleon - (5-4-0) - 68.75
6. D-Town Blackshirts - Napoleon - (5-4-0) - 68.29
7. Bullet Club / nWo - Napoleon - (4-5-0) - 67.29
8. Las Vegas Outlaws - Napoleon - (4-5-0) - 65.46
9. Empire's Zone Strikes Back - Napoleon - (3-6-0) - 65.32
10. Legacy's Dynasty - Napoleon - (2-6-1) - 62.79
11. Colorado Springs Mambas - Napoleon - (2-6-1) - 62.68
12. Vol Nation - Napoleon - (2-7-0) - 61.93


BEST OF STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 4118.5
2. Atlanta Falcons (Rookie : Napoleon) : 3241.5
3. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 3162.0
4. D-Town Blackshirts (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2602.5
5. Legacy (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2389.0

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2295.0
2. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1989.0
3. D-Town Blackshirts (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1429.0
4. Portland Ronin (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1351.5
5. Legacy (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1010.5

Passing Offensive Yards
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 3669.5
2. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 3054.0
3. Atlanta Falcons (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2883.5
4. Legacy (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1378.5
5. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1352.5

Total Defensive Yards
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1497.0
2. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1749.0
3. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1928.0
4. D-Town Blackshirts (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2058.5
5. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2195.5

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 235.5
2. D-Town Blackshirts (Rookie : Napoleon) : 537.5
3. Legacy (Rookie : Napoleon) : 644.0
4. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 655.0
5. Portland Ronin (Rookie : Napoleon) : 659.5

Passing Defensive Yards
1. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 974.0
2. Las Vegas Outlaws (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1166.5
3. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1235.0
4. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1261.5
5. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1347.5

Turnover Differntial
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 13
2. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 8
3. Las Vegas Outlaws (Rookie : Napoleon) : 6
4. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 4
5. Atlanta Falcons (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2

Total Points Scored
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 382
2. Atlanta Falcons (Rookie : Napoleon) : 203
3. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 124
4. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 124
5. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 118

Total Points Allowed
1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 45
2. D-Town Blackshirts (Rookie : Napoleon) : 51
3. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 62
4. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 74
5. Legacy (Rookie : Napoleon) : 78


WORST OF STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1230.0
2. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1564.5
3. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1780.0
4. Las Vegas Outlaws (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1801.0
5. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1989.0

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 108.0
2. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 242.5
3. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 278.0
4. Atlanta Falcons (Rookie : Napoleon) : 358.0
5. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 427.5

Passing Offensive Yards
1. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 0.0
2. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 0.0
3. Portland Ronin (Rookie : Napoleon) : 836.5
4. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 952.0
5. Las Vegas Outlaws (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1141.0

Total Defensive Yards
1. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 3611.0
2. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2989.5
3. Las Vegas Outlaws (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2486.0
4. Atlanta Falcons (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2340.0
5. Portland Ronin (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2309.0

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Las Vegas Outlaws (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1319.5
2. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 932.5
3. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 848.0
4. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 833.5
5. Atlanta Falcons (Rookie : Napoleon) : 799.5

Passing Defensive Yards
1. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2678.5
2. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 2334.5
3. Portland Ronin (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1649.5
4. Legacy (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1638.5
5. Atlanta Falcons (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1540.5

Turnover Differntial
1. Portland Ronin (Rookie : Napoleon) : -4
2. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : -4
3. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : -3
4. Legacy (Rookie : Napoleon) : -3
5. D-Town Blackshirts (Rookie : Napoleon) : -1

Total Points Scored
1. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 21
2. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 31
3. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 43
4. Las Vegas Outlaws (Rookie : Napoleon) : 58
5. Portland Ronin (Rookie : Napoleon) : 78

Total Points Allowed
1. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 179
2. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 176
3. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 126
4. Colorado Springs Mambas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 103
5. Atlanta Falcons (Rookie : Napoleon) : 98


These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!

** Rating Formula:
100 - (LadderRank(*2) + RecordRank(*2) + OpponentRecordRank(*2) + BonusRank(*2) + OffenseTotalYardsRank + OffenseTurnoversRank + OffenseTotalPointsRank + DefensiveTotalYardsRank + DefensiveTurnoversRank + DefensiveTotalPointsRank) / 14

Bonus Rank Legend:
+1 Tier Win : 100
+1 Tier Tie : 50
-1 Tier Loss : -100
-1 Tier Tie: -50
+2 Tier Win : 200
+2 Tier Tie : 100
-2 Tier Loss : -200
-2 Tier Tie: -100
 
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Id have to say I'm not to good at coaching yet lol
 


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