Warrior General Games

Muskies... the players would like me to ask what there is to do in Puvirnituq? We're hearing some bad things about your city and would like some help in planning our travel plans. What is there to see? Do? Where are the hookers and booze?

Paging Darrell Hand!

The hookers and booze are in my basement. Cocaine is also available.

Also, you can fuck a polar bear.

I only know where the local buffet is. Gotta keep this weight up so that I can keep pushing your D-Line around!

HGH helps too.

Originally posted by luckofirish8
Paging Darrell Hand!

Ah, geez, just when he got reinstated too.

Fish
Hunt
Eat
Drink
Smoke
Fuck
Double Dragon II

oh and it's cold

You forgot snow sculpting.

Tomorrow it's supposed to be rainy with a high of about 39, ahhhhh summer.

Originally posted by claudious
Also, you can fuck a polar bear.
Puvirnituqians are fearless

Originally posted by stromstarhammer
Originally posted by claudious

Also, you can fuck a polar bear.
Puvirnituqians are fearless

...and apparently not so smart.

Originally posted by claudious
The hookers and booze are in my basement. Cocaine is also available.

They still make cocaine?

Well they had to start again, Athenodorus Jones almost wiped out the Northern Hemisphere.

This might help you.
http://www.nvpuvirnituq.ca/en/attractions.htm

From the "Puvirnituq Informational Center"
Originally posted by stromstarhammer
[XUMuskie85] said today's high is 39, but the local weatherman John Sugden says tomorrow's game is supposed to look like this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZRJYueTkyZ0

Puvirnituq
Meaning: Place where there is a smell of rotten meat
Population: 1169

LMFAO!