Do you have a terrible minimum wage job?
Do you live at your mommys house in her basement?
Never spoken to a female before?
Perhaps you are so overweight you can't get off your sofa?
Well MVP Lifestyle Management is offering a once in a lifetime oppertunity to sort out all your problems.
Ozmosis understands that most of the people on these boards tick off all the above statements, especially those at the 13th Leigon.
I am here to make your life relevant again, and all it costs is one In-Game email saying I am the most dominant player they have ever seen. A great price to have the insight of a Legend both on and off the field.
MVP lifestyle management has helped out such players as Johnny Football, who was a virgin before speaking to MVP; Chad Ochocinco, who became a terrible human being as well as Terrell Owens who became a dominant HOF WR, amongst many others.
GLB User Malcolm885 wrote:
"before I spoke to MVP lifestyle management, I was lonely, with no money and a fat wife who was also my sister. the MVP set me on my way with some of the most knowledgable lifestyle changes I have ever heard of. I cannot reccomend higher"
Another named GreenBAE wrote:
"I was a high school jock, but when real life happened, I realised I was nothing more than a straight social hermit. I worked as a stripper in a gay bar and slept rough. But when this oppertunity to learn from the greatest athlete of our generation came around it was too good to turn down"
As I understand it, these guys lifestyle is very similar to most of you. So go for it whilst the iron is hot.
Ozmosis will only be in this league for One Season before heading off to the Hall Of Fame and being full time on his fully fledging rap career.
Sincerely,
MVP
Confidentiality is not promised. Refunds not applicable.
Do you live at your mommys house in her basement?
Never spoken to a female before?
Perhaps you are so overweight you can't get off your sofa?
Well MVP Lifestyle Management is offering a once in a lifetime oppertunity to sort out all your problems.
Ozmosis understands that most of the people on these boards tick off all the above statements, especially those at the 13th Leigon.
I am here to make your life relevant again, and all it costs is one In-Game email saying I am the most dominant player they have ever seen. A great price to have the insight of a Legend both on and off the field.
MVP lifestyle management has helped out such players as Johnny Football, who was a virgin before speaking to MVP; Chad Ochocinco, who became a terrible human being as well as Terrell Owens who became a dominant HOF WR, amongst many others.
GLB User Malcolm885 wrote:
"before I spoke to MVP lifestyle management, I was lonely, with no money and a fat wife who was also my sister. the MVP set me on my way with some of the most knowledgable lifestyle changes I have ever heard of. I cannot reccomend higher"
Another named GreenBAE wrote:
"I was a high school jock, but when real life happened, I realised I was nothing more than a straight social hermit. I worked as a stripper in a gay bar and slept rough. But when this oppertunity to learn from the greatest athlete of our generation came around it was too good to turn down"
As I understand it, these guys lifestyle is very similar to most of you. So go for it whilst the iron is hot.
Ozmosis will only be in this league for One Season before heading off to the Hall Of Fame and being full time on his fully fledging rap career.
Sincerely,
MVP
Confidentiality is not promised. Refunds not applicable.
Edited by RickeyP11 on Feb 12, 2015 10:41:05
