Warrior General Games

I've had a productive week, so I'll waste some time writing another one of these up since the preseason one was well received.

Warning: Will contain a lot of gifs to add context and my opinions are bias as hell

So what have the first 4 games shown us? A lot of shit. Air Raid and the Stunners are still running the game. Alaskan Assassins and the Virgins are waiting for an invite to the party, MMA lost two games in a row after losing 3 all last season.

My Rating - Team - (Ladder)

1. Minnesota Stunners (#2) - The scariest team in the game right now. Their schedule puts them ahead of Air Raid, although they are both filthy, I think the Stunners are better. Anyone trying to stop them is like - http://media.giphy.com/media/qDJtCPnUi5Sgg/giphy.gif

2. Air Raid (#1) - Just murdering CPU filled teams, and crushed Rusty today. Can't wait to see them against anyone in the top 5, but for now they are padding them stats http://media.giphy.com/media/PaiePPzQ8AtCU/giphy.gif

3. I've Never Had Sex (#19) - These Virgins are no joke. MMA got bashed and I'm not sure if they are even gameplanning, probably not. http://media.giphy.com/media/rHx6h1ONhUoCY/giphy.gif But if they want to stay up here, they'll need to put a little effort this season...http://media.giphy.com/media/sSk4IFMihOoAE/giphy.gif "I've Never Had Sex and I never will" - http://media.giphy.com/media/mlpZCz1KSNHz2/giphy.gif

4. Alaskan Assassins (#21) - Did you all see what they did to Salty? http://media.giphy.com/media/823beAZFsV5EA/giphy.gif Now I know that Salty is a better run stopping team than a pass stopping team, but that game was a statement. Air Raid has some pass only company this season http://media.giphy.com/media/rQD8rud5Dk4Lu/giphy.gif

5. Rhode Island Falcons (#14) - Speaking of which, RIF are 4-0. Pretty much Air Raid lite, they aren't as great, but they're hanging out http://media3.giphy.com/media/JEPnK4030rUT6/giphy.gif

6. Run GLB (#22) - Never sure where to put my boys. Had us anywhere between 5-9, but this feels right for now. We can't throw it for shit this season, but we run better than the teams below us so http://media.giphy.com/media/wGWzHxFLk11wA/giphy.gif

7. MMArmy Can Crushers (#7) - Not watching their game tonight, they'll win against legacy. Two losses to great team, but Big Ben got set back with the changes, I know the feel. http://media0.giphy.com/media/wiJCKUQJHObGE/giphy.gif They'll be really good, could have pinned them at 5, but their schedule has been rough...and they've been quiet. SPEAK UP GOD DAMMIT - http://media.giphy.com/media/aAWv6nrQKZ2SI/giphy.gif

8. Harrisonburg Bulldogs (#4) - Mr. Promoter himself. http://media.giphy.com/media/13jwF2LI8zhoyY/giphy.gif They've held up well with their chemistry issue, props. I do hate how he always talks about how he should lose http://media.giphy.com/media/bRaqhbSQ5mEtW/giphy.gif I want to see them against a team that gameplans, but again another team that could be anyone in the top 5-9. http://media.giphy.com/media/Gg2IQaM4o5xni/giphy.gif

9. The Salty Runback (#3) - Da fuq? They are having trouble passing like every non S*QB. Time to step your game up Salty Boys http://media.giphy.com/media/ovCcgydFfX4be/giphy.gif

10. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (#30) - Get your shit together b00n. http://media.giphy.com/media/nJ80xdFIO5JJK/giphy.gif Offensive struggles, a big slip with a tie to the Dinos. Hell they only have 1 win, but their schedule has been rough.

Want a top 20? http://media.giphy.com/media/8Emq9MQzSfXzi/giphy.gif

11. Portland Ronin (#5) - Good ole season 1 team stuck in the top 5 of the ladder, unfortunately their elo is to high to fall especially because they are still decent http://media.giphy.com/media/Z6PFxGxXAwSRO/giphy.gif

12. Gatling Valley Pirates (#15) - Not sure how good they are, but they are playing well. Good move up could slide down - http://media.giphy.com/media/3ORKphzgh9Qha/giphy.gif

13. Stark Dire Wolves (#6) - USC doesn't lose games, only the offense does http://media.giphy.com/media/ITDUIMQD50z8k/giphy.gif

14. Rusty's Ruins (#11) - bhall is just like http://media.giphy.com/media/akvgzhebnAAqQ/giphy.gif

15. Things You Dont Need Your Doctor To Confirm (#41) - http://media.giphy.com/media/BbWdH17xAWDo4/giphy.gif Oh wait hold up, a Pro team at 15? Yeah they should be higher. http://media.giphy.com/media/1qPwVNmlcrr9u/giphy.gif

16. Queen City Brewmasters (#17) - Romo's looking at his chem now like http://media.giphy.com/media/46yfwmh4XfLKE/giphy.gif

17. Doinitin Djibouti (#42) - A second Pro team? http://media.giphy.com/media/zrGJdXVAm7duw/giphy.gif

18. Portland Storm (#33) - Another 4-0 Season 4 team http://media.giphy.com/media/EaSH6bwyEQVkA/giphy.gif

19. Fort Collins Stoners (#39) - http://media.giphy.com/media/kIutjpO7nZbxK/giphy.gif They are good, not great http://media.giphy.com/media/20xMD4dSvzENG/giphy.gif

20. Ministry of Dotball (#13) - They are hanging around http://media.giphy.com/media/O39Y9AfkmtioM/giphy.gif

That's all http://media.giphy.com/media/Hm0t5AvryRlMQ/giphy.gif

I love it! Those gifs are perfect and hilarious. Thanks for taking the time to do this again. My favorite posts.

Like the gifs, nice bonus there tezed

Originally posted by tezed
13. Stark Dire Wolves (#6) - USC doesn't lose games, only the offense does http://media.giphy.com/media/ITDUIMQD50z8k/giphy.gif


Only the offense, RNG and not putting in a playbook. There's always an excuse. Except that Run GLB game....haven't seen that excuse yet.

Originally posted by Rob.
Only the offense, RNG and not putting in a playbook. There's always an excuse. Except that Run GLB game....haven't seen that excuse yet.



there isnt, he scouted good. Idk why you're poking fun though, dont i have a winning record vs you rob?

man I can't catch a break with these power rankings people do.. #8? We should be higher after knocking off #3 and #5 in the ladder (even though I didn't think we would)

RI, AA, and I've never had sex are TOTALLY legit, but I'm not sold on run GLB, and MMA hasn't looked like the same team as last year yet.

Originally posted by USC_Trojans
there isnt, he scouted good. Idk why you're poking fun though, dont i have a winning record vs you rob?

Have you been counting? If you are counting games where both teams were in the same tier, I doubt it. But I don't have the time to sort through all the games and figure it out. If you want to do the research, more power to you. Meanwhile I'll be passing you in the ladder with my new vet team.

I think we might have a shot against Air Raid, I just hope we don't play them for a while til our chem gets up

We don't have a chance in hell against Minnesota next week

Originally posted by TDiddy8701
man I can't catch a break with these power rankings people do.. #8? We should be higher after knocking off #3 and #5 in the ladder (even though I didn't think we would)

RI, AA, and I've never had sex are TOTALLY legit, but I'm not sold on run GLB, and MMA hasn't looked like the same team as last year yet.

take tezed rankings with a grain of salt as there are some very questionable rankings. More accuracte rankings would most likely be

1. Air Raid- once that chem hits 100 i doubt anyone will be able to stop that offense
2. Stunners- there are maybe 5 teams that have the right combination to pull a win off vs these guys and even then those 5 aren't guaranteed a win
3. I've Never Had Sex basically mini stunners
4. Alaskan Assassins- mini Air Raid not as much boom as the original though
5. Harrisonburg Bulldogs- one of the hardest teams to deal with as they have everything. People forget Randell Cobb but hes still a nightmare match up. If he ever gets a decent dcordinator he might make a splash
6. MMA- Sov is making adjustments to the changes quickly and rob is always solid
7. Run GLB- i feel like run is solid but a poor mans version of cobra kai which will hamper true progress
8. Rhode island- mini Air Raid 2 but less offense and a average defense.
9.Salty- team with true sticking power, if they choose to reload or reboot salty with s* they will dominate the ladder again
10. Stark- stark has sticking power but unless Will figures out how to get the offense on track the defense can only do so much.
11. Gatling/portland next in line to take a top 10 spot if stark doesnt fix offensive woes.

Rusty will be ok. Once the chem woes wear off I can get a better hold of what is needed to be done. Nothing I could do tonight as Air Raid just mismatched us and we aren't ready to hit on all those cylinders. Same shit happened last season when i redid the roster. On the hopeful side we still have a lot of teams we match up with well in line that we could probably always have solid games with.

Originally posted by USC_Trojans
7. Run GLB- i feel like run is solid but a poor mans version of cobra kai which will hamper true progress



Other than that, yeah my rankings are ehhh, but we are only 4 games in who the hell knows who's better than who.

Originally posted by TDiddy8701
I think we might have a shot against Air Raid, I just hope we don't play them for a while til our chem gets up

We don't have a chance in hell against Minnesota next week

Power Rankings are basically who is better right now. I have more faith in Run GLB or MMA beating the Stunners or Air Raid tomorrow than I would Harrisonburg.

Originally posted by USC_Trojans
4. Alaskan Assassins- mini Air Raid not as much boom as the original though

http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/game/147354
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/game/154896

Boom!

Originally posted by Rob.
Have you been counting? If you are counting games where both teams were in the same tier, I doubt it. But I don't have the time to sort through all the games and figure it out. If you want to do the research, more power to you. Meanwhile I'll be passing you in the ladder with my new vet team.

actual number no, off the top of my head im like 2-0 vs kiwi as ga like 1-1 vs mcm as south side, 0-2(3 maybe) vs seattle as soutside and like 1-0 vs mcm and seattle as mem and 1-1 vs mma as stark and andes. i bet im missing a few but its pretty close

Originally posted by Rob.
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/game/147354
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/game/154896

Boom!



Air Raid added another s* wr to their team and one of the best in vet last season too alaska is good but they dont have 5 s* receiving core that is just lol worth at this point