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Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. The Salty Runback - Venus - (17-2-0) - 75.63
2. Minnesota Stunners - Monroe - (18-1-0) - 72.67
3. Stark Dire Wolves - Tiger - (12-7-0) - 70.46
4. Harrisonburg Bulldogs - Monroe - (15-4-0) - 68.42
5. MMArmy Can Crushers - Monroe - (19-0-0) - 67.29
6. Air Raid - Venus - (18-1-0) - 67.17
7. Things You Dont Need Your Doctor To Confirm - Pegasus - (14-5-0) - 64.79
8. Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS - Triceratops - (16-3-0) - 63.67
9. Louisiana Screaming Pelicans - Venus - (15-4-0) - 63.00
10. Cobra Kai - Monroe - (13-6-0) - 62.42
11. D'Haran Empire - Madison - (17-2-0) - 61.79
12. Gatling Valley Pirates - Madison - (15-4-0) - 61.08
13. Run GLB - Hydrogen - (15-4-0) - 60.71
14. Sons of Anarchy - Velociraptor - (18-1-0) - 60.50
15. The "Flying" Jays - Brontosaurus - (17-2-0) - 58.54
16. Portland Ronin - Tiger - (13-6-0) - 58.46
17. Ellix Burghers - Tiger - (15-4-0) - 58.46
18. LUELinks LUEshis - Madison - (11-8-0) - 57.29
19. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 - Helium - (16-3-0) - 57.25
20. Portland Storm - Helium - (13-6-0) - 56.42
21. Seattle SuperSonics - T Rex - (17-2-0) - 56.38
22. The Boogie Men - Helium - (17-2-0) - 55.58
23. Hub City Hustlers - T Rex - (14-5-0) - 55.54
24. I've Never Had Sex - Hydrogen - (18-1-0) - 54.96
25. New Jersey Generals - Cheetah - (13-6-0) - 54.29
26. Eastern European Alliance - Madison - (10-9-0) - 53.83
27. Alaskan Assassins - Helium - (17-2-0) - 53.21
28. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club - Helium - (13-6-0) - 53.04
29. New York Nightmare - Tiger - (13-6-0) - 52.75
30. Southside Rebels - Brontosaurus - (16-3-0) - 52.42
31. Dead World Cerberi - Pterosaur - (14-5-0) - 52.25
32. Bronx Bombers - Cedar - (18-1-0) - 51.96
33. Andes Chinchillas - Tiger - (12-7-0) - 51.63
34. Dookie Island - Tiger - (12-7-0) - 51.42
35. Doinitin Djibouti - Pegasus - (15-4-0) - 50.79
36. Richmond Raiders - Orion - (14-5-0) - 50.46
37. Legacy - Tiger - (12-7-0) - 50.00
38. Rhode Island Falcons - Madison - (18-1-0) - 49.71
39. Hostile Takeover - Ash - (17-2-0) - 49.58
40. Fear Factory - Sapphire - (14-5-0) - 49.21
41. Too Many Cooks - Oak - (14-4-1) - 47.08
42. Tampa Sandmen - Pegasus - (16-3-0) - 46.92
43. Akron Dawgs - Oak - (16-3-0) - 46.04
44. Game of Throws - Hydrogen - (12-7-0) - 46.00
45. ENMU GreyHounds - Draco - (14-5-0) - 45.63
46. D.C. Corrupt Politicians - Monroe - (15-4-0) - 45.46
47. Las Vegas Outlaws - Triceratops - (11-8-0) - 44.67
48. Motor City Mayhem - Velociraptor - (16-3-0) - 44.67
49. Inner City Kids - Sapphire - (16-3-0) - 44.50
50. Dancoin Millionaires - Triceratops - (13-6-0) - 44.00
51. The Simpsons - Sequoia - (14-5-0) - 43.96
52. Columbus Cobras - Oak - (16-2-1) - 43.42
53. Texas A&M - Madison - (12-7-0) - 43.08
54. Fort Collins Stoners - Hydrogen - (14-5-0) - 42.96
55. Tampa Bay Tuskenraiders - Madison - (14-5-0) - 42.67
56. Wesley Chapel Warriors - Orion - (15-4-0) - 41.96
57. Providence Radicals - Emerald - (15-4-0) - 41.75
58. Ground Assault - Diamond - (14-5-0) - 41.67
59. Drunken RedZone Zombies - Monroe - (10-9-0) - 41.38
60. Jersey Goons - Monroe - (11-8-0) - 40.92
61. The Factory of Sadness - Velociraptor - (12-7-0) - 40.75
62. 13th Gallic Legion - Velociraptor - (14-5-0) - 40.13
63. Mykonos Hoplites - Emerald - (14-5-0) - 39.88
64. Hillfield Dinos - Cheetah - (9-9-1) - 39.46
65. SER NFL Legendz - Draco - (13-6-0) - 39.00
66. Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels - Brontosaurus - (11-8-0) - 38.79
67. Whoville Whos - Pegasus - (11-8-0) - 38.67
68. Killer Kiwi's - Emerald - (13-6-0) - 38.46
69. Seneca Hands of Fate - Cheetah - (10-9-0) - 38.38
70. Denver Nightmares - Hydrogen - (11-8-0) - 38.33
71. Rapper's Delight - Helium - (11-8-0) - 38.13
72. Battle Creek Mayhem - Orion - (12-7-0) - 37.83
73. Oregon Ducks - Monroe - (11-8-0) - 37.58
74. Trinity Titans - Sequoia - (16-3-0) - 37.17
75. BO( . )( . )OBS! - Hydrogen - (11-8-0) - 36.75
76. Santa Clara Gold Miners - Tiger - (9-9-1) - 36.17
77. Hillbilly Coondogs - Tiger - (7-12-0) - 36.13
78. Dallas Djinn - Triceratops - (11-8-0) - 36.13
79. Legacy's Dynasty - Helium - (10-9-0) - 36.04
80. Detroit Revelers - Venus - (9-10-0) - 35.96
81. Default Name - Diamond - (14-5-0) - 35.92
82. Independence Day Warriors - Pegasus - (13-6-0) - 35.63
83. Ministry of Dotball - Cheetah - (8-11-0) - 35.54
84. Milwaukee Beers - Ruby - (14-5-0) - 35.54
85. Michigan Madness - Madison - (5-14-0) - 35.50
86. Long Island Knights - Orion - (11-8-0) - 35.25
87. LogZilla Boys - Ruby - (10-9-0) - 35.21
88. Albuquerque Hippos - Helium - (10-9-0) - 35.13
89. Richmond Redskins - Venus - (11-7-1) - 35.08
90. Coruscant Imperial Forces - Emerald - (13-6-0) - 34.79
91. The Drunk Irishmen - T Rex - (15-4-0) - 34.29
92. Capua Gladiators - Draco - (10-9-0) - 34.25
93. Music City Miracle - Oak - (14-5-0) - 33.79
94. Hier gibts' nichts Zu sehen - Monroe - (6-13-0) - 33.58
95. Seattle Renegades - Helium - (10-9-0) - 33.38
96. Blitzed Potato Farmers - Monroe - (11-8-0) - 33.29
97. Grinnell Pioneers - Orion - (9-10-0) - 32.71
98. Corning Cows - Velociraptor - (10-9-0) - 32.63
99. Grass Valley Tunnel Trolls - Cheetah - (11-8-0) - 32.63
100. Royal Company - Sequoia - (14-5-0) - 32.50
101. The Fappeners - Pterosaur - (12-7-0) - 31.88
102. Nebraska Cornhuskers - T Rex - (12-7-0) - 31.63
103. Sandy Cheeks - Ruby - (12-7-0) - 31.42
104. Chicago Marauders - Hydrogen - (9-10-0) - 31.42
105. Bad Meets Evil - T Rex - (10-9-0) - 30.96
106. Tampa Bay Belligerent Drunks - Sapphire - (13-6-0) - 30.92
107. The Asylum - Ash - (11-6-2) - 30.75
108. San Diego Dragon Thunder - Hydrogen - (7-12-0) - 30.67
109. The Honey Badgers - Hydrogen - (8-11-0) - 30.21
110. TT's Constellation Superstars - Draco - (10-9-0) - 30.08
111. Baltimore Giants - Triceratops - (14-5-0) - 29.92
112. Oakland Shanks - Draco - (10-9-0) - 28.63
113. Vagabond Vandals - Orion - (11-8-0) - 28.50
114. Rusty's Ruins - Cheetah - (8-10-1) - 28.46
115. Chi Town Chupacabras - Birch - (13-6-0) - 28.46
116. Flying Spaghetti Monsters - Diamond - (10-9-0) - 28.08
117. Central Falcons - Ash - (13-5-1) - 27.96
118. Denver Broncos - Velociraptor - (10-9-0) - 27.33
119. Colorado Undercover Nautical Training Squad - Maple - (13-5-1) - 27.13
120. Death Valley Devils - T Rex - (10-9-0) - 26.96
121. Killer Konvicts - Tiger - (6-13-0) - 26.67
122. American Envoy Eagles - Velociraptor - (11-8-0) - 26.50
123. Roman Testudo - Draco - (9-10-0) - 26.21
124. Sacramento B-Squad - Madison - (7-12-0) - 25.88
125. Tampa Piranhas - Venus - (4-15-0) - 25.25
126. Arizona State Sun Devils - Sapphire - (12-7-0) - 25.25
127. Los Cabos Sharks - Venus - (9-10-0) - 25.21
128. Houston Gamblers - Pegasus - (11-8-0) - 25.21
129. Alliance Cobras - Monroe - (7-12-0) - 25.13
130. East Coast Dragons - Ash - (12-7-0) - 24.79
131. Winnipeg Wrath - Ruby - (13-6-0) - 24.71
132. East Coast Badasses - Emerald - (9-10-0) - 24.58
133. Gliwice Lions - T Rex - (11-8-0) - 24.17
134. Robot Lords Of Tokyo - Ash - (12-7-0) - 24.08
135. Live Oak Eagles - Sapphire - (10-9-0) - 24.04
136. Hawaii Bulls - Oak - (11-7-1) - 23.83
137. Annapolis Freedom - Orion - (9-10-0) - 23.63
138. North Texas Mean Greens - Diamond - (11-7-1) - 23.42
139. Columbus Wardogs - Draco - (11-8-0) - 23.33
140. Defiant Angry Rebels - Hydrogen - (12-7-0) - 22.25
141. Barbery Guardians - Brontosaurus - (11-8-0) - 22.04
142. Oakland Haters - Emerald - (10-9-0) - 21.96
143. Cleveland Vindicators - Oak - (10-7-2) - 21.92
144. Kentucky Mountaineers - Pterosaur - (12-7-0) - 21.29
145. South End SlobberKnockers - Sequoia - (12-7-0) - 20.96
146. Delaware Diamonds - Maple - (13-6-0) - 20.58
147. Dead World Ligers - Brontosaurus - (10-9-0) - 20.08
148. Chicago Bears - Triceratops - (9-10-0) - 19.88
149. Philadelphia Bling - Monroe - (2-17-0) - 19.75
150. Zombie Apocalypse - Cedar - (12-7-0) - 19.67
151. Multiple Scorgasms - Emerald - (10-9-0) - 19.63
152. Louisiana ASSassins - Ruby - (7-12-0) - 19.50
153. Death Valley Deadites - Diamond - (8-11-0) - 19.46
154. Shell City Shockers - Velociraptor - (8-11-0) - 19.29
155. Dead World Hellhounds - Oak - (11-8-0) - 19.29
156. FBU Heat - Triceratops - (10-9-0) - 19.04
157. Houston Roughnecks - Orion - (9-10-0) - 18.83
158. Copenhagen Capitals - Pegasus - (7-12-0) - 18.29
159. Nashville Sounders - Orion - (7-12-0) - 18.25
160. San Diego Outlaws - Pegasus - (9-10-0) - 17.42
161. Texas City Stings - Draco - (11-8-0) - 16.83
162. Oklahoma Outlaws - Ruby - (10-9-0) - 14.88
163. Montana Massacre - Pterosaur - (12-7-0) - 14.79
164. CPU TEAM - Pterosaur - (10-9-0) - 14.50
165. Parental Advisory - Diamond - (10-9-0) - 14.04
166. Cleveland Steamers - Maple - (12-7-0) - 13.83
167. Washington Wildcats - Birch - (12-7-0) - 13.71
168. Weihenstephan Hefeweissbier - Velociraptor - (5-14-0) - 13.54
169. Philadelphia Firefighters - Sapphire - (9-10-0) - 13.46
170. Northwest Storms - Ash - (10-8-1) - 12.92
171. Helmand Provincial Pathan Pansies - T Rex - (9-10-0) - 12.54
172. Miami Sharks - Oak - (9-10-0) - 12.54
173. Western Mass Monstars - Oak - (11-8-0) - 12.50
174. Portland Cardinals - Tiger - (4-15-0) - 12.38
175. Miami Sharktopus - Cedar - (12-7-0) - 11.92
176. Canisteo Bulldogs - Emerald - (8-11-0) - 11.42
177. Michigan Go Blue - Brontosaurus - (10-9-0) - 10.71
178. Kapitol Killers - Sequoia - (11-6-2) - 10.42
179. Green Machine - Venus - (4-15-0) - 10.25
180. Las Vegas Vipers - Emerald - (10-8-1) - 10.04
181. Antlers Bearcats - Ash - (9-9-1) - 10.04
182. Washington Bulls - Orion - (8-11-0) - 10.00
183. PAIN NATION MIDGETS - Brontosaurus - (10-9-0) - 9.75
184. San Antonio Gunslingers - Emerald - (9-10-0) - 9.17
185. Phuket Nightwalkers - Triceratops - (7-12-0) - 9.04
186. Cleveland Barons - Orion - (6-13-0) - 8.42
187. New Orleans Knuckleheads - Sequoia - (10-9-0) - 8.08
188. Kansas City Chiefers - Birch - (10-8-1) - 7.25
189. Doge All Go - Helium - (2-17-0) - 6.46
190. Galactic Heroes - Venus - (6-13-0) - 6.25
191. Deadman Wonderland - Diamond - (9-10-0) - 5.83
192. Niagara Rapids - Diamond - (8-10-1) - 4.50
193. Fight Club - T Rex - (7-12-0) - 4.46
194. OffTopica Faith - Cheetah - (4-15-0) - 4.17
195. Brisbane Bogans - Cheetah - (5-14-0) - 4.17
196. St. Mucus Ooze - Brontosaurus - (10-9-0) - 4.04
197. Albuquerque Flames - Pterosaur - (10-9-0) - 4.04
198. Burbank Burbillies - Ruby - (8-9-2) - 3.00
199. Deadly Boomslangs - Diamond - (7-12-0) - 2.58
200. Atlanta Falcons - Maple - (9-9-1) - 2.04
201. French Connection 2 - Velociraptor - (7-12-0) - 1.67
202. Cleveland Piranhas - Cheetah - (4-15-0) - 1.29
203. Chimdale Cougars - Diamond - (8-11-0) - 0.38
204. Tucson Reptiles - Sequoia - (9-10-0) - 0.21
205. Miami Fusion - Madison - (4-15-0) - 0.04
206. New England SpyGates - Ruby - (6-11-2) - -0.04
207. Ann Arbor Wolverines - Ash - (8-11-0) - -0.17
208. Asbury Park Blue Bishops - Venus - (2-17-0) - -0.42
209. Alaskan Sled Dogs - Cedar - (9-9-1) - -0.50
210. Texas Rebellion - Ash - (8-11-0) - -1.42
211. Brolo El Cu�ado's - Pterosaur - (9-10-0) - -2.38
212. Yuma Scorch - Maple - (8-10-1) - -2.54
213. Vol Nation - Birch - (8-10-1) - -2.88
214. Colorado Bong Tokers - Cedar - (7-9-3) - -4.04
215. New Hampshire Turtles - Brontosaurus - (6-13-0) - -4.75
216. The SKET Dance - Ruby - (6-13-0) - -5.67
217. Haxfootball Juggernauts - Pterosaur - (8-11-0) - -5.79
218. Mongolian Horde - Ash - (9-10-0) - -6.13
219. Burning Up My Flex - Oak - (7-11-1) - -6.25
220. Nashville Ninjas - Cheetah - (2-17-0) - -6.25
221. Jamestown Red Raiders - Birch - (7-12-0) - -6.46
222. Northern Uprising - T Rex - (8-11-0) - -6.50
223. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year - Venus - (0-19-0) - -7.00
224. Hartford Mavericks - Birch - (8-10-1) - -7.04
225. Unsavory Gentlemen - Brontosaurus - (8-11-0) - -7.08
226. Oklahoma Green Machines - Cedar - (9-10-0) - -7.13
227. Rocky Mountain Reapers - Cheetah - (2-17-0) - -7.25
228. Maine Bears - Brontosaurus - (8-10-1) - -7.50
229. Vancouver Pioneers - Cedar - (8-11-0) - -7.50
230. Trenton Devils - Maple - (9-10-0) - -7.58
231. River City Ransom - Maple - (8-11-0) - -7.88
232. Creek Valley Beast - Hydrogen - (1-18-0) - -7.92
233. Currently Under Construction - Sequoia - (7-10-2) - -8.33
234. Morbegno Seahawks - Draco - (8-11-0) - -8.88
235. Your ownership of this team will expire at the end of the current season! - Sequoia - (7-12-0) - -9.33
236. Fairfield Fratboys - Maple - (7-12-0) - -9.38
237. Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica - Sapphire - (8-10-1) - -9.83
238. 1963 San Diego Chargers - Sequoia - (9-10-0) - -10.08
239. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge - Madison - (1-18-0) - -10.38
240. Dublin Wolfhounds - Oak - (7-11-1) - -10.46
241. Cybertron Transformers - Ash - (8-10-1) - -11.13
242. Michigan Maizen Rage - Birch - (10-9-0) - -11.38
243. Guildford Raiders - Birch - (6-12-1) - -12.21
244. IWCC Reivers - Cedar - (6-13-0) - -13.13
245. Austin Snakes - Birch - (7-12-0) - -14.63
246. Tri-City Vikings - Pterosaur - (5-13-1) - -14.83
247. Denver Annihilators - Birch - (6-12-1) - -17.00
248. South Aussie Thunder - Pegasus - (5-14-0) - -17.63
249. Underground Kingz - Pegasus - (7-11-1) - -17.96
250. Cincinnati Goons - Maple - (6-13-0) - -18.17
251. Deadman Bloodland - Pterosaur - (7-11-1) - -18.79
252. Houston Roofers - Birch - (5-14-0) - -19.71
253. Sturgis Trojans - Maple - (6-13-0) - -20.13
254. Atlanta Trolls - Cedar - (8-10-1) - -20.58
255. Leipzig Devils - Cedar - (6-12-1) - -20.79
256. Utah Strike - Ruby - (8-11-0) - -21.54
257. San Jose Sharks - Pterosaur - (4-15-0) - -22.04
258. The Fart Wafting Hundredaires - Sapphire - (6-13-0) - -22.46
259. San Franciso 49ers - Oak - (6-13-0) - -23.67
260. Philly Scoundrels - Draco - (4-14-1) - -24.29
261. Jefferson Democrats - Ruby - (7-12-0) - -24.88
262. Chocolate Dynamite - Maple - (3-15-1) - -25.38
263. Seattle United - Brontosaurus - (4-14-1) - -25.83
264. WAR HAMMER - T Rex - (3-16-0) - -27.96
265. Jameis Is a Scumbag - Maple - (7-11-1) - -27.96
266. Mr Men - Sequoia - (2-17-0) - -28.21
267. Earn S* Points Here - Cedar - (4-15-0) - -28.46
268. Neverland Ranch Survivors - Diamond - (4-15-0) - -29.29
269. Rocky Mountain Thunder - Sequoia - (4-15-0) - -29.79
270. Queen City Hustlers - Cedar - (3-15-1) - -30.04
271. Athens Hoplites - Velociraptor - (5-14-0) - -31.88
272. Sacramento Ducks - Birch - (4-15-0) - -33.08
273. Santa Monica Mayhem - Triceratops - (5-14-0) - -33.46
274. Minneapolis Crows - Sapphire - (2-17-0) - -35.13
275. Dead World Panthers - Triceratops - (5-14-0) - -36.25
276. Traverse City Voltage - Sapphire - (2-17-0) - -37.58
277. Phoenix Flames - Velociraptor - (1-18-0) - -38.04
278. Oklahoma City Thrashers - Triceratops - (6-13-0) - -38.29
279. Suicide Girls - Ash - (4-15-0) - -39.42
280. Sunday Funday - Sapphire - (2-17-0) - -39.50
281. Oakland Dream - Pterosaur - (3-16-0) - -44.08
282. Delaware Jaguars - T Rex - (1-18-0) - -50.29
283. Winston-Hall Churchmen - Triceratops - (0-19-0) - -55.46
BEST OF STATS
Total Offensive Yards
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 16629.0
2. Air Raid (Veteran : Venus) : 14806.5
3. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13338.0
4. Harrisonburg Bulldogs (Veteran : Monroe) : 13220.5
5. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 13115.0
Rushing Offensive Yards
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 16629.0
2. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13338.0
3. Milwaukee Beers (Seasoned : Ruby) : 11937.0
4. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 11742.0
5. D'Haran Empire (Veteran : Madison) : 11497.5
Passing Offensive Yards
1. Air Raid (Veteran : Venus) : 14835.5
2. Rhode Island Falcons (Veteran : Madison) : 12424.0
3. Default Name (Seasoned : Diamond) : 12379.5
4. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 12183.0
5. D.C. Corrupt Politicians (Veteran : Monroe) : 11668.5
Total Defensive Yards
1. Bronx Bombers (Rookie : Cedar) : 3486.0
2. The Simpsons (Rookie : Sequoia) : 3985.0
3. Akron Dawgs (Rookie : Oak) : 4082.5
4. Too Many Cooks (Rookie : Oak) : 4106.0
5. Delaware Diamonds (Rookie : Maple) : 4199.5
Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Washington Wildcats (Rookie : Birch) : 942.5
2. Delaware Diamonds (Rookie : Maple) : 997.0
3. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 1007.0
4. Jamestown Red Raiders (Rookie : Birch) : 1018.0
5. Columbus Wardogs (Journeyman : Draco) : 1058.5
Passing Defensive Yards
1. 13th Gallic Legion (Sophomore : Velociraptor) : 1862.5
2. The Drunk Irishmen (Sophomore : T Rex) : 1976.0
3. The "Flying" Jays (Sophomore : Brontosaurus) : 2179.0
4. Las Vegas Outlaws (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 2359.5
5. Too Many Cooks (Rookie : Oak) : 2373.0
Turnover Differntial
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 35
2. New York Nightmare (Veteran : Tiger) : 29
3. The Salty Runback (Veteran : Venus) : 24
4. Tampa Bay Tuskenraiders (Veteran : Madison) : 24
5. MMArmy Can Crushers (Veteran : Monroe) : 24
Total Points Scored
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 1760
2. Air Raid (Veteran : Venus) : 1530
3. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1384
4. D'Haran Empire (Veteran : Madison) : 1362
5. Inner City Kids (Seasoned : Sapphire) : 1239
Total Points Allowed
1. Bronx Bombers (Rookie : Cedar) : 65
2. Delaware Diamonds (Rookie : Maple) : 132
3. The Simpsons (Rookie : Sequoia) : 135
4. Too Many Cooks (Rookie : Oak) : 141
5. Hostile Takeover (Rookie : Ash) : 150
WORST OF STATS
Total Offensive Yards
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 1625.0
2. Phoenix Flames (Sophomore : Velociraptor) : 2287.0
3. Traverse City Voltage (Seasoned : Sapphire) : 3559.5
4. WAR HAMMER (Sophomore : T Rex) : 3817.0
5. Suicide Girls (Rookie : Ash) : 3904.0
Rushing Offensive Yards
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : -480.5
2. Rhode Island Falcons (Veteran : Madison) : -34.0
3. Air Raid (Veteran : Venus) : -29.0
4. Default Name (Seasoned : Diamond) : -28.0
5. D.C. Corrupt Politicians (Veteran : Monroe) : -22.0
Passing Offensive Yards
1. Hub City Hustlers (Sophomore : T Rex) : 0.0
2. Burning Up My Flex (Rookie : Oak) : 0.0
3. Sons of Anarchy (Sophomore : Velociraptor) : 0.0
4. Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 0.0
5. Hawaii Bulls (Rookie : Oak) : 0.0
Total Defensive Yards
1. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : 15640.5
2. Rocky Mountain Reapers (Veteran : Cheetah) : 13841.0
3. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 13402.5
4. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 12155.5
5. OffTopica Faith (Veteran : Cheetah) : 11769.5
Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Rocky Mountain Reapers (Veteran : Cheetah) : 7376.0
2. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 6868.0
3. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : 6565.0
4. Winston-Hall Churchmen (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 6501.0
5. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 6496.5
Passing Defensive Yards
1. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : 9075.5
2. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 8140.0
3. Asbury Park Blue Bishops (Veteran : Venus) : 7283.0
4. Green Machine (Veteran : Venus) : 7181.5
5. Winnipeg Wrath (Seasoned : Ruby) : 7080.5
Turnover Differntial
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : -65
2. Rocky Mountain Reapers (Veteran : Cheetah) : -43
3. Winston-Hall Churchmen (Sophomore : Triceratops) : -40
4. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : -37
5. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : -29
Total Points Scored
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 30
2. Phoenix Flames (Sophomore : Velociraptor) : 70
3. Winston-Hall Churchmen (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 77
4. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 80
5. Chocolate Dynamite (Rookie : Maple) : 90
Total Points Allowed
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 2123
2. Winston-Hall Churchmen (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 2071
3. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : 1752
4. Rocky Mountain Reapers (Veteran : Cheetah) : 1631
5. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1343
These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!
** Rating Formula:
100 - (LadderRank(*2) + RecordRank(*2) + OpponentRecordRank(*2) + OffenseTotalYardsRank + OffenseTurnoversRank + OffenseTotalPointsRank + DefensiveTotalYardsRank + DefensiveTurnoversRank + DefensiveTotalPointsRank) / 12
Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. The Salty Runback - Venus - (17-2-0) - 75.63
2. Minnesota Stunners - Monroe - (18-1-0) - 72.67
3. Stark Dire Wolves - Tiger - (12-7-0) - 70.46
4. Harrisonburg Bulldogs - Monroe - (15-4-0) - 68.42
5. MMArmy Can Crushers - Monroe - (19-0-0) - 67.29
6. Air Raid - Venus - (18-1-0) - 67.17
7. Things You Dont Need Your Doctor To Confirm - Pegasus - (14-5-0) - 64.79
8. Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS - Triceratops - (16-3-0) - 63.67
9. Louisiana Screaming Pelicans - Venus - (15-4-0) - 63.00
10. Cobra Kai - Monroe - (13-6-0) - 62.42
11. D'Haran Empire - Madison - (17-2-0) - 61.79
12. Gatling Valley Pirates - Madison - (15-4-0) - 61.08
13. Run GLB - Hydrogen - (15-4-0) - 60.71
14. Sons of Anarchy - Velociraptor - (18-1-0) - 60.50
15. The "Flying" Jays - Brontosaurus - (17-2-0) - 58.54
16. Portland Ronin - Tiger - (13-6-0) - 58.46
17. Ellix Burghers - Tiger - (15-4-0) - 58.46
18. LUELinks LUEshis - Madison - (11-8-0) - 57.29
19. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 - Helium - (16-3-0) - 57.25
20. Portland Storm - Helium - (13-6-0) - 56.42
21. Seattle SuperSonics - T Rex - (17-2-0) - 56.38
22. The Boogie Men - Helium - (17-2-0) - 55.58
23. Hub City Hustlers - T Rex - (14-5-0) - 55.54
24. I've Never Had Sex - Hydrogen - (18-1-0) - 54.96
25. New Jersey Generals - Cheetah - (13-6-0) - 54.29
26. Eastern European Alliance - Madison - (10-9-0) - 53.83
27. Alaskan Assassins - Helium - (17-2-0) - 53.21
28. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club - Helium - (13-6-0) - 53.04
29. New York Nightmare - Tiger - (13-6-0) - 52.75
30. Southside Rebels - Brontosaurus - (16-3-0) - 52.42
31. Dead World Cerberi - Pterosaur - (14-5-0) - 52.25
32. Bronx Bombers - Cedar - (18-1-0) - 51.96
33. Andes Chinchillas - Tiger - (12-7-0) - 51.63
34. Dookie Island - Tiger - (12-7-0) - 51.42
35. Doinitin Djibouti - Pegasus - (15-4-0) - 50.79
36. Richmond Raiders - Orion - (14-5-0) - 50.46
37. Legacy - Tiger - (12-7-0) - 50.00
38. Rhode Island Falcons - Madison - (18-1-0) - 49.71
39. Hostile Takeover - Ash - (17-2-0) - 49.58
40. Fear Factory - Sapphire - (14-5-0) - 49.21
41. Too Many Cooks - Oak - (14-4-1) - 47.08
42. Tampa Sandmen - Pegasus - (16-3-0) - 46.92
43. Akron Dawgs - Oak - (16-3-0) - 46.04
44. Game of Throws - Hydrogen - (12-7-0) - 46.00
45. ENMU GreyHounds - Draco - (14-5-0) - 45.63
46. D.C. Corrupt Politicians - Monroe - (15-4-0) - 45.46
47. Las Vegas Outlaws - Triceratops - (11-8-0) - 44.67
48. Motor City Mayhem - Velociraptor - (16-3-0) - 44.67
49. Inner City Kids - Sapphire - (16-3-0) - 44.50
50. Dancoin Millionaires - Triceratops - (13-6-0) - 44.00
51. The Simpsons - Sequoia - (14-5-0) - 43.96
52. Columbus Cobras - Oak - (16-2-1) - 43.42
53. Texas A&M - Madison - (12-7-0) - 43.08
54. Fort Collins Stoners - Hydrogen - (14-5-0) - 42.96
55. Tampa Bay Tuskenraiders - Madison - (14-5-0) - 42.67
56. Wesley Chapel Warriors - Orion - (15-4-0) - 41.96
57. Providence Radicals - Emerald - (15-4-0) - 41.75
58. Ground Assault - Diamond - (14-5-0) - 41.67
59. Drunken RedZone Zombies - Monroe - (10-9-0) - 41.38
60. Jersey Goons - Monroe - (11-8-0) - 40.92
61. The Factory of Sadness - Velociraptor - (12-7-0) - 40.75
62. 13th Gallic Legion - Velociraptor - (14-5-0) - 40.13
63. Mykonos Hoplites - Emerald - (14-5-0) - 39.88
64. Hillfield Dinos - Cheetah - (9-9-1) - 39.46
65. SER NFL Legendz - Draco - (13-6-0) - 39.00
66. Jarvis Street Coffee Squirrels - Brontosaurus - (11-8-0) - 38.79
67. Whoville Whos - Pegasus - (11-8-0) - 38.67
68. Killer Kiwi's - Emerald - (13-6-0) - 38.46
69. Seneca Hands of Fate - Cheetah - (10-9-0) - 38.38
70. Denver Nightmares - Hydrogen - (11-8-0) - 38.33
71. Rapper's Delight - Helium - (11-8-0) - 38.13
72. Battle Creek Mayhem - Orion - (12-7-0) - 37.83
73. Oregon Ducks - Monroe - (11-8-0) - 37.58
74. Trinity Titans - Sequoia - (16-3-0) - 37.17
75. BO( . )( . )OBS! - Hydrogen - (11-8-0) - 36.75
76. Santa Clara Gold Miners - Tiger - (9-9-1) - 36.17
77. Hillbilly Coondogs - Tiger - (7-12-0) - 36.13
78. Dallas Djinn - Triceratops - (11-8-0) - 36.13
79. Legacy's Dynasty - Helium - (10-9-0) - 36.04
80. Detroit Revelers - Venus - (9-10-0) - 35.96
81. Default Name - Diamond - (14-5-0) - 35.92
82. Independence Day Warriors - Pegasus - (13-6-0) - 35.63
83. Ministry of Dotball - Cheetah - (8-11-0) - 35.54
84. Milwaukee Beers - Ruby - (14-5-0) - 35.54
85. Michigan Madness - Madison - (5-14-0) - 35.50
86. Long Island Knights - Orion - (11-8-0) - 35.25
87. LogZilla Boys - Ruby - (10-9-0) - 35.21
88. Albuquerque Hippos - Helium - (10-9-0) - 35.13
89. Richmond Redskins - Venus - (11-7-1) - 35.08
90. Coruscant Imperial Forces - Emerald - (13-6-0) - 34.79
91. The Drunk Irishmen - T Rex - (15-4-0) - 34.29
92. Capua Gladiators - Draco - (10-9-0) - 34.25
93. Music City Miracle - Oak - (14-5-0) - 33.79
94. Hier gibts' nichts Zu sehen - Monroe - (6-13-0) - 33.58
95. Seattle Renegades - Helium - (10-9-0) - 33.38
96. Blitzed Potato Farmers - Monroe - (11-8-0) - 33.29
97. Grinnell Pioneers - Orion - (9-10-0) - 32.71
98. Corning Cows - Velociraptor - (10-9-0) - 32.63
99. Grass Valley Tunnel Trolls - Cheetah - (11-8-0) - 32.63
100. Royal Company - Sequoia - (14-5-0) - 32.50
101. The Fappeners - Pterosaur - (12-7-0) - 31.88
102. Nebraska Cornhuskers - T Rex - (12-7-0) - 31.63
103. Sandy Cheeks - Ruby - (12-7-0) - 31.42
104. Chicago Marauders - Hydrogen - (9-10-0) - 31.42
105. Bad Meets Evil - T Rex - (10-9-0) - 30.96
106. Tampa Bay Belligerent Drunks - Sapphire - (13-6-0) - 30.92
107. The Asylum - Ash - (11-6-2) - 30.75
108. San Diego Dragon Thunder - Hydrogen - (7-12-0) - 30.67
109. The Honey Badgers - Hydrogen - (8-11-0) - 30.21
110. TT's Constellation Superstars - Draco - (10-9-0) - 30.08
111. Baltimore Giants - Triceratops - (14-5-0) - 29.92
112. Oakland Shanks - Draco - (10-9-0) - 28.63
113. Vagabond Vandals - Orion - (11-8-0) - 28.50
114. Rusty's Ruins - Cheetah - (8-10-1) - 28.46
115. Chi Town Chupacabras - Birch - (13-6-0) - 28.46
116. Flying Spaghetti Monsters - Diamond - (10-9-0) - 28.08
117. Central Falcons - Ash - (13-5-1) - 27.96
118. Denver Broncos - Velociraptor - (10-9-0) - 27.33
119. Colorado Undercover Nautical Training Squad - Maple - (13-5-1) - 27.13
120. Death Valley Devils - T Rex - (10-9-0) - 26.96
121. Killer Konvicts - Tiger - (6-13-0) - 26.67
122. American Envoy Eagles - Velociraptor - (11-8-0) - 26.50
123. Roman Testudo - Draco - (9-10-0) - 26.21
124. Sacramento B-Squad - Madison - (7-12-0) - 25.88
125. Tampa Piranhas - Venus - (4-15-0) - 25.25
126. Arizona State Sun Devils - Sapphire - (12-7-0) - 25.25
127. Los Cabos Sharks - Venus - (9-10-0) - 25.21
128. Houston Gamblers - Pegasus - (11-8-0) - 25.21
129. Alliance Cobras - Monroe - (7-12-0) - 25.13
130. East Coast Dragons - Ash - (12-7-0) - 24.79
131. Winnipeg Wrath - Ruby - (13-6-0) - 24.71
132. East Coast Badasses - Emerald - (9-10-0) - 24.58
133. Gliwice Lions - T Rex - (11-8-0) - 24.17
134. Robot Lords Of Tokyo - Ash - (12-7-0) - 24.08
135. Live Oak Eagles - Sapphire - (10-9-0) - 24.04
136. Hawaii Bulls - Oak - (11-7-1) - 23.83
137. Annapolis Freedom - Orion - (9-10-0) - 23.63
138. North Texas Mean Greens - Diamond - (11-7-1) - 23.42
139. Columbus Wardogs - Draco - (11-8-0) - 23.33
140. Defiant Angry Rebels - Hydrogen - (12-7-0) - 22.25
141. Barbery Guardians - Brontosaurus - (11-8-0) - 22.04
142. Oakland Haters - Emerald - (10-9-0) - 21.96
143. Cleveland Vindicators - Oak - (10-7-2) - 21.92
144. Kentucky Mountaineers - Pterosaur - (12-7-0) - 21.29
145. South End SlobberKnockers - Sequoia - (12-7-0) - 20.96
146. Delaware Diamonds - Maple - (13-6-0) - 20.58
147. Dead World Ligers - Brontosaurus - (10-9-0) - 20.08
148. Chicago Bears - Triceratops - (9-10-0) - 19.88
149. Philadelphia Bling - Monroe - (2-17-0) - 19.75
150. Zombie Apocalypse - Cedar - (12-7-0) - 19.67
151. Multiple Scorgasms - Emerald - (10-9-0) - 19.63
152. Louisiana ASSassins - Ruby - (7-12-0) - 19.50
153. Death Valley Deadites - Diamond - (8-11-0) - 19.46
154. Shell City Shockers - Velociraptor - (8-11-0) - 19.29
155. Dead World Hellhounds - Oak - (11-8-0) - 19.29
156. FBU Heat - Triceratops - (10-9-0) - 19.04
157. Houston Roughnecks - Orion - (9-10-0) - 18.83
158. Copenhagen Capitals - Pegasus - (7-12-0) - 18.29
159. Nashville Sounders - Orion - (7-12-0) - 18.25
160. San Diego Outlaws - Pegasus - (9-10-0) - 17.42
161. Texas City Stings - Draco - (11-8-0) - 16.83
162. Oklahoma Outlaws - Ruby - (10-9-0) - 14.88
163. Montana Massacre - Pterosaur - (12-7-0) - 14.79
164. CPU TEAM - Pterosaur - (10-9-0) - 14.50
165. Parental Advisory - Diamond - (10-9-0) - 14.04
166. Cleveland Steamers - Maple - (12-7-0) - 13.83
167. Washington Wildcats - Birch - (12-7-0) - 13.71
168. Weihenstephan Hefeweissbier - Velociraptor - (5-14-0) - 13.54
169. Philadelphia Firefighters - Sapphire - (9-10-0) - 13.46
170. Northwest Storms - Ash - (10-8-1) - 12.92
171. Helmand Provincial Pathan Pansies - T Rex - (9-10-0) - 12.54
172. Miami Sharks - Oak - (9-10-0) - 12.54
173. Western Mass Monstars - Oak - (11-8-0) - 12.50
174. Portland Cardinals - Tiger - (4-15-0) - 12.38
175. Miami Sharktopus - Cedar - (12-7-0) - 11.92
176. Canisteo Bulldogs - Emerald - (8-11-0) - 11.42
177. Michigan Go Blue - Brontosaurus - (10-9-0) - 10.71
178. Kapitol Killers - Sequoia - (11-6-2) - 10.42
179. Green Machine - Venus - (4-15-0) - 10.25
180. Las Vegas Vipers - Emerald - (10-8-1) - 10.04
181. Antlers Bearcats - Ash - (9-9-1) - 10.04
182. Washington Bulls - Orion - (8-11-0) - 10.00
183. PAIN NATION MIDGETS - Brontosaurus - (10-9-0) - 9.75
184. San Antonio Gunslingers - Emerald - (9-10-0) - 9.17
185. Phuket Nightwalkers - Triceratops - (7-12-0) - 9.04
186. Cleveland Barons - Orion - (6-13-0) - 8.42
187. New Orleans Knuckleheads - Sequoia - (10-9-0) - 8.08
188. Kansas City Chiefers - Birch - (10-8-1) - 7.25
189. Doge All Go - Helium - (2-17-0) - 6.46
190. Galactic Heroes - Venus - (6-13-0) - 6.25
191. Deadman Wonderland - Diamond - (9-10-0) - 5.83
192. Niagara Rapids - Diamond - (8-10-1) - 4.50
193. Fight Club - T Rex - (7-12-0) - 4.46
194. OffTopica Faith - Cheetah - (4-15-0) - 4.17
195. Brisbane Bogans - Cheetah - (5-14-0) - 4.17
196. St. Mucus Ooze - Brontosaurus - (10-9-0) - 4.04
197. Albuquerque Flames - Pterosaur - (10-9-0) - 4.04
198. Burbank Burbillies - Ruby - (8-9-2) - 3.00
199. Deadly Boomslangs - Diamond - (7-12-0) - 2.58
200. Atlanta Falcons - Maple - (9-9-1) - 2.04
201. French Connection 2 - Velociraptor - (7-12-0) - 1.67
202. Cleveland Piranhas - Cheetah - (4-15-0) - 1.29
203. Chimdale Cougars - Diamond - (8-11-0) - 0.38
204. Tucson Reptiles - Sequoia - (9-10-0) - 0.21
205. Miami Fusion - Madison - (4-15-0) - 0.04
206. New England SpyGates - Ruby - (6-11-2) - -0.04
207. Ann Arbor Wolverines - Ash - (8-11-0) - -0.17
208. Asbury Park Blue Bishops - Venus - (2-17-0) - -0.42
209. Alaskan Sled Dogs - Cedar - (9-9-1) - -0.50
210. Texas Rebellion - Ash - (8-11-0) - -1.42
211. Brolo El Cu�ado's - Pterosaur - (9-10-0) - -2.38
212. Yuma Scorch - Maple - (8-10-1) - -2.54
213. Vol Nation - Birch - (8-10-1) - -2.88
214. Colorado Bong Tokers - Cedar - (7-9-3) - -4.04
215. New Hampshire Turtles - Brontosaurus - (6-13-0) - -4.75
216. The SKET Dance - Ruby - (6-13-0) - -5.67
217. Haxfootball Juggernauts - Pterosaur - (8-11-0) - -5.79
218. Mongolian Horde - Ash - (9-10-0) - -6.13
219. Burning Up My Flex - Oak - (7-11-1) - -6.25
220. Nashville Ninjas - Cheetah - (2-17-0) - -6.25
221. Jamestown Red Raiders - Birch - (7-12-0) - -6.46
222. Northern Uprising - T Rex - (8-11-0) - -6.50
223. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year - Venus - (0-19-0) - -7.00
224. Hartford Mavericks - Birch - (8-10-1) - -7.04
225. Unsavory Gentlemen - Brontosaurus - (8-11-0) - -7.08
226. Oklahoma Green Machines - Cedar - (9-10-0) - -7.13
227. Rocky Mountain Reapers - Cheetah - (2-17-0) - -7.25
228. Maine Bears - Brontosaurus - (8-10-1) - -7.50
229. Vancouver Pioneers - Cedar - (8-11-0) - -7.50
230. Trenton Devils - Maple - (9-10-0) - -7.58
231. River City Ransom - Maple - (8-11-0) - -7.88
232. Creek Valley Beast - Hydrogen - (1-18-0) - -7.92
233. Currently Under Construction - Sequoia - (7-10-2) - -8.33
234. Morbegno Seahawks - Draco - (8-11-0) - -8.88
235. Your ownership of this team will expire at the end of the current season! - Sequoia - (7-12-0) - -9.33
236. Fairfield Fratboys - Maple - (7-12-0) - -9.38
237. Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica - Sapphire - (8-10-1) - -9.83
238. 1963 San Diego Chargers - Sequoia - (9-10-0) - -10.08
239. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge - Madison - (1-18-0) - -10.38
240. Dublin Wolfhounds - Oak - (7-11-1) - -10.46
241. Cybertron Transformers - Ash - (8-10-1) - -11.13
242. Michigan Maizen Rage - Birch - (10-9-0) - -11.38
243. Guildford Raiders - Birch - (6-12-1) - -12.21
244. IWCC Reivers - Cedar - (6-13-0) - -13.13
245. Austin Snakes - Birch - (7-12-0) - -14.63
246. Tri-City Vikings - Pterosaur - (5-13-1) - -14.83
247. Denver Annihilators - Birch - (6-12-1) - -17.00
248. South Aussie Thunder - Pegasus - (5-14-0) - -17.63
249. Underground Kingz - Pegasus - (7-11-1) - -17.96
250. Cincinnati Goons - Maple - (6-13-0) - -18.17
251. Deadman Bloodland - Pterosaur - (7-11-1) - -18.79
252. Houston Roofers - Birch - (5-14-0) - -19.71
253. Sturgis Trojans - Maple - (6-13-0) - -20.13
254. Atlanta Trolls - Cedar - (8-10-1) - -20.58
255. Leipzig Devils - Cedar - (6-12-1) - -20.79
256. Utah Strike - Ruby - (8-11-0) - -21.54
257. San Jose Sharks - Pterosaur - (4-15-0) - -22.04
258. The Fart Wafting Hundredaires - Sapphire - (6-13-0) - -22.46
259. San Franciso 49ers - Oak - (6-13-0) - -23.67
260. Philly Scoundrels - Draco - (4-14-1) - -24.29
261. Jefferson Democrats - Ruby - (7-12-0) - -24.88
262. Chocolate Dynamite - Maple - (3-15-1) - -25.38
263. Seattle United - Brontosaurus - (4-14-1) - -25.83
264. WAR HAMMER - T Rex - (3-16-0) - -27.96
265. Jameis Is a Scumbag - Maple - (7-11-1) - -27.96
266. Mr Men - Sequoia - (2-17-0) - -28.21
267. Earn S* Points Here - Cedar - (4-15-0) - -28.46
268. Neverland Ranch Survivors - Diamond - (4-15-0) - -29.29
269. Rocky Mountain Thunder - Sequoia - (4-15-0) - -29.79
270. Queen City Hustlers - Cedar - (3-15-1) - -30.04
271. Athens Hoplites - Velociraptor - (5-14-0) - -31.88
272. Sacramento Ducks - Birch - (4-15-0) - -33.08
273. Santa Monica Mayhem - Triceratops - (5-14-0) - -33.46
274. Minneapolis Crows - Sapphire - (2-17-0) - -35.13
275. Dead World Panthers - Triceratops - (5-14-0) - -36.25
276. Traverse City Voltage - Sapphire - (2-17-0) - -37.58
277. Phoenix Flames - Velociraptor - (1-18-0) - -38.04
278. Oklahoma City Thrashers - Triceratops - (6-13-0) - -38.29
279. Suicide Girls - Ash - (4-15-0) - -39.42
280. Sunday Funday - Sapphire - (2-17-0) - -39.50
281. Oakland Dream - Pterosaur - (3-16-0) - -44.08
282. Delaware Jaguars - T Rex - (1-18-0) - -50.29
283. Winston-Hall Churchmen - Triceratops - (0-19-0) - -55.46
BEST OF STATS
Total Offensive Yards
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 16629.0
2. Air Raid (Veteran : Venus) : 14806.5
3. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13338.0
4. Harrisonburg Bulldogs (Veteran : Monroe) : 13220.5
5. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 13115.0
Rushing Offensive Yards
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 16629.0
2. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 13338.0
3. Milwaukee Beers (Seasoned : Ruby) : 11937.0
4. The Boogie Men (Professional : Helium) : 11742.0
5. D'Haran Empire (Veteran : Madison) : 11497.5
Passing Offensive Yards
1. Air Raid (Veteran : Venus) : 14835.5
2. Rhode Island Falcons (Veteran : Madison) : 12424.0
3. Default Name (Seasoned : Diamond) : 12379.5
4. Alaskan Assassins (Professional : Helium) : 12183.0
5. D.C. Corrupt Politicians (Veteran : Monroe) : 11668.5
Total Defensive Yards
1. Bronx Bombers (Rookie : Cedar) : 3486.0
2. The Simpsons (Rookie : Sequoia) : 3985.0
3. Akron Dawgs (Rookie : Oak) : 4082.5
4. Too Many Cooks (Rookie : Oak) : 4106.0
5. Delaware Diamonds (Rookie : Maple) : 4199.5
Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Washington Wildcats (Rookie : Birch) : 942.5
2. Delaware Diamonds (Rookie : Maple) : 997.0
3. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 1007.0
4. Jamestown Red Raiders (Rookie : Birch) : 1018.0
5. Columbus Wardogs (Journeyman : Draco) : 1058.5
Passing Defensive Yards
1. 13th Gallic Legion (Sophomore : Velociraptor) : 1862.5
2. The Drunk Irishmen (Sophomore : T Rex) : 1976.0
3. The "Flying" Jays (Sophomore : Brontosaurus) : 2179.0
4. Las Vegas Outlaws (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 2359.5
5. Too Many Cooks (Rookie : Oak) : 2373.0
Turnover Differntial
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 35
2. New York Nightmare (Veteran : Tiger) : 29
3. The Salty Runback (Veteran : Venus) : 24
4. Tampa Bay Tuskenraiders (Veteran : Madison) : 24
5. MMArmy Can Crushers (Veteran : Monroe) : 24
Total Points Scored
1. Minnesota Stunners (Veteran : Monroe) : 1760
2. Air Raid (Veteran : Venus) : 1530
3. I've Never Had Sex (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1384
4. D'Haran Empire (Veteran : Madison) : 1362
5. Inner City Kids (Seasoned : Sapphire) : 1239
Total Points Allowed
1. Bronx Bombers (Rookie : Cedar) : 65
2. Delaware Diamonds (Rookie : Maple) : 132
3. The Simpsons (Rookie : Sequoia) : 135
4. Too Many Cooks (Rookie : Oak) : 141
5. Hostile Takeover (Rookie : Ash) : 150
WORST OF STATS
Total Offensive Yards
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 1625.0
2. Phoenix Flames (Sophomore : Velociraptor) : 2287.0
3. Traverse City Voltage (Seasoned : Sapphire) : 3559.5
4. WAR HAMMER (Sophomore : T Rex) : 3817.0
5. Suicide Girls (Rookie : Ash) : 3904.0
Rushing Offensive Yards
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : -480.5
2. Rhode Island Falcons (Veteran : Madison) : -34.0
3. Air Raid (Veteran : Venus) : -29.0
4. Default Name (Seasoned : Diamond) : -28.0
5. D.C. Corrupt Politicians (Veteran : Monroe) : -22.0
Passing Offensive Yards
1. Hub City Hustlers (Sophomore : T Rex) : 0.0
2. Burning Up My Flex (Rookie : Oak) : 0.0
3. Sons of Anarchy (Sophomore : Velociraptor) : 0.0
4. Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 0.0
5. Hawaii Bulls (Rookie : Oak) : 0.0
Total Defensive Yards
1. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : 15640.5
2. Rocky Mountain Reapers (Veteran : Cheetah) : 13841.0
3. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 13402.5
4. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 12155.5
5. OffTopica Faith (Veteran : Cheetah) : 11769.5
Rushing Defensive Yards
1. Rocky Mountain Reapers (Veteran : Cheetah) : 7376.0
2. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 6868.0
3. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : 6565.0
4. Winston-Hall Churchmen (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 6501.0
5. Doge All Go (Professional : Helium) : 6496.5
Passing Defensive Yards
1. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : 9075.5
2. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Professional : Hydrogen) : 8140.0
3. Asbury Park Blue Bishops (Veteran : Venus) : 7283.0
4. Green Machine (Veteran : Venus) : 7181.5
5. Winnipeg Wrath (Seasoned : Ruby) : 7080.5
Turnover Differntial
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : -65
2. Rocky Mountain Reapers (Veteran : Cheetah) : -43
3. Winston-Hall Churchmen (Sophomore : Triceratops) : -40
4. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : -37
5. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : -29
Total Points Scored
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 30
2. Phoenix Flames (Sophomore : Velociraptor) : 70
3. Winston-Hall Churchmen (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 77
4. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 80
5. Chocolate Dynamite (Rookie : Maple) : 90
Total Points Allowed
1. Coming Back At Season's End Maybe for One More Year (Veteran : Venus) : 2123
2. Winston-Hall Churchmen (Sophomore : Triceratops) : 2071
3. Shangri-la Dragon's Revenge (Veteran : Madison) : 1752
4. Rocky Mountain Reapers (Veteran : Cheetah) : 1631
5. Creek Valley Beast (Professional : Hydrogen) : 1343
These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!
** Rating Formula:
100 - (LadderRank(*2) + RecordRank(*2) + OpponentRecordRank(*2) + OffenseTotalYardsRank + OffenseTurnoversRank + OffenseTotalPointsRank + DefensiveTotalYardsRank + DefensiveTurnoversRank + DefensiveTotalPointsRank) / 12






























