Warrior General Games

Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. The Boogie Men - Helium - (12-1-0) - 89.17
2. I've Never Had Sex - Hydrogen - (12-1-0) - 87.42
3. Run GLB - Hydrogen - (11-2-0) - 87.33
4. Alaskan Assassins - Helium - (11-2-0) - 86.88
5. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 - Helium - (11-2-0) - 86.71
6. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club - Helium - (8-5-0) - 85.42
7. Portland Storm - Helium - (8-5-0) - 83.75
8. Game of Throws - Hydrogen - (11-2-0) - 83.50
9. BO( . )( . )OBS! - Hydrogen - (7-6-0) - 82.63
10. Fort Collins Stoners - Hydrogen - (8-5-0) - 82.63
11. Denver Nightmares - Hydrogen - (7-6-0) - 82.13
12. Rapper's Delight - Helium - (8-5-0) - 81.17
13. Seattle Renegades - Helium - (7-6-0) - 80.96
14. Legacy's Dynasty - Helium - (9-4-0) - 80.71
15. Chicago Marauders - Hydrogen - (6-7-0) - 79.38
16. The Honey Badgers - Hydrogen - (5-8-0) - 78.79
17. San Diego Dragon Thunder - Hydrogen - (3-10-0) - 78.38
18. Defiant Angry Rebels - Hydrogen - (7-6-0) - 77.71
19. Creek Valley Beast - Hydrogen - (1-12-0) - 77.13
20. Albuquerque Hippos - Helium - (6-7-0) - 77.08
21. Doge All Go - Helium - (2-11-0) - 76.42

STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 8684.0
2. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 8602.5
3. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 8358.0
4. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 8135.5
5. Denver Nightmares (Hydrogen) : 7598.0

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 8684.0
2. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 8358.0
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Hydrogen) : 5531.0
4. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 4408.5
5. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 3431.0

Passing Offensive Yards
1. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 7870.0
2. Denver Nightmares (Hydrogen) : 7465.5
3. Chicago Marauders (Hydrogen) : 5949.5
4. Rapper's Delight (Helium) : 5865.5
5. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Helium) : 5545.0

Total Defensive Yards
1. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 3867.5
2. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 4216.5
3. Game of Throws (Hydrogen) : 4387.0
4. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Helium) : 4438.0
5. The Honey Badgers (Hydrogen) : 4483.5

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 612.5
2. The Honey Badgers (Hydrogen) : 861.0
3. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 891.5
4. Game of Throws (Hydrogen) : 977.5
5. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 1073.0

Passing Defensive Yards
1. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Helium) : 2342.0
2. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 2794.5
3. Rapper's Delight (Helium) : 3031.0
4. San Diego Dragon Thunder (Hydrogen) : 3174.0
5. Creek Valley Beast (Hydrogen) : 3257.0

Turnover Differntial
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 12
2. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 11
3. Albuquerque Hippos (Helium) : 10
4. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 9
5. Game of Throws (Hydrogen) : 9

Total Points Scored
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 897
2. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 888
3. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 795
4. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 769
5. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Helium) : 617

Total Points Allowed
1. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 128
2. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 171
3. Game of Throws (Hydrogen) : 212
4. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 223
5. Portland Storm (Helium) : 233

These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!

** Rating Formula:
100 - (LadderRank(*2) + RecordRank(*2) + OpponentRecordRank(*2) + OffenseTotalYardsRank + OffenseTurnoversRank + OffenseTotalPointsRank + DefensiveTotalYardsRank + DefensiveTurnoversRank + DefensiveTotalPointsRank) / 12

i have NEVER had sex

I need to get the stoners higher on this

Originally posted by chronicbomb
I need to get the stoners higher on this

Stoners should be the highest!