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Monroe has a tall order to fill following an intense opening to the 8th season. Most of Week 2's games possess the potential to manufacture a few slobber-knockers.
Which teams will remain flawless, climb or fall to .500, or drop into a dreadful 0-2 glory hole?
I wanted to be nice, but these assholes want blood. I will taste these words before I spit them out.
(0-1)Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (1-0)Jersey Goons
Wouldn't you rather be fucking blind than to see yourself become garbage. This will be DRZ's 5th meeting with the Goons and for the fifth straight- they will sit hard on their nuts.
HB Rayster Rice lifted up the skirt of Erkner's defense, once he inspected that there is indeed a wet pussy hole in place....he was already breaking out the cock pump. I don't believe I ever seen anything like it before. Being down 3-14 in the 2nd half, and the come-back gameplan was more Rice please.
Picture doing crack for the 1st time with a shemale.... You can bet your sweet little ass that story will get pretty fucking graphic before it gets any better for the Zombies.
Sonto's run offense will keep the streak rolling.
(0-1)Erkner Razorbacks vs (1-0)D.C. Corrupt Politicians
The Razorbacks are in trouble.
Not only did Erkner drop the ball on the road last week, but appeared disjointed and inept while getting blasted by the Jersey Goons in its first game. And now- as they prepare to face the most accurate passer in the league, the Razors find themselves engulfed in the furor surrounding WR Group: Vice President Joe Biden and the Amazing Edgar Allen Po'boy.
The game is calling D.C for an MVP Candidate. Too bad QB Sugar doesn't have the call waiting feature. What he does have is the hot hands and giving secondaries the cold feet.
Corrupt Politicians is your new Daddy. Just beware that they love to sleep and take showers with kiddy teens, I meant teams. Mandatory cold medicine are given before bed, even if you're not sick. Play by these rules and you should do okay.
(1-0)MMArmy Can Crushers vs (0-1)Oregon Ducks
OK, how can this be put in a way that's direct and honest, but not cruel?
Fuck it.
The Ducks looked like a flaming bag of dog shit last week.
Oregon is the type of team that will slip Viagra in your drink. Why? Because they love to be fuck good on each and every date. I don't know what makes your team suck so bad, but it really works. The offensive line was porous. The passing game was completely out of sync. Quarterback Smack That Ass threw three interceptions, including one that could have guest starred on an episode of DuckTales.
SS Jeff Boomton play-making instincts and abilities makes him one of the best Strong Safeties in GLB.
I am a fan of his vision for the entire field, and the constant effect on a game he commands from a tactical and athletic standpoint.
Trouble-free win for QB Big Ben, but will still be as rewarding as having Angelina Jolie on all fours; sucking on your ballsack; while you're taking a dump.
(1-0)Minnesota Stunners vs (0-1)Cobra Kai
A list of items that will be used.
-Ski Mask
-Trojan Ecstasy Condom
-Desensitizing lubes (to avoid premature ejaculation).
-A sports cup.. until everything gets situated.
-Duct Tape
-Rope
-A baton or other small blunt weapon for demanding cooperation.
--Swap out the Ski Mask for Nylon stocking.
And No this is not a Starters Rape kit.
Txsteve, Myself, and tezed will have an awesome threesome. Guess who gets to play the bitch?
I want your team down on their carpet burnt knees; grab our dicks with both hands- Like you're about to pray for it.
We know we've gotta keep an eye on WR Kade Foote, but we have CB Cake Balls for that.
Simply put, CK can't afford to lose this game. It would put them two games back behind both MMA and the Stunners overall in divisional play, never mind the unappealing thought of beginning the year with back-to-back losses.
And yet, that's exactly what' going to happen.
Jimbo Jumpack stats continues to get plump - Fuck all you weight watchers.
(1-0)Harrisonburg Bulldogs vs (0-1)Philadelphia Bling
I can see Philly shaking scared. It must be Parkinson.
Last week, the Harrisonburg Bulldogs didn't look elite but I felt that had alot to do with Alliance Cobras not willing to sit quietly in their corner. QB Yukiko Amagi(4x O-MVP and a shitload of passing awards) have the perfect game to stew and plot their upvenge. Against a Philadelphia secondary that is as generous as getting as getting your anus slurp
plus in the friendly confines of Harrisonburg Field.
It's no surprise how Philly looked, well—what's the opposite of good?
Oh yeah: QB Michael Smith.
Bling dug a very deep, very early hole last week against the Farmers. I don’t think there’s anybody on that roster that hasn't realize already that their Blister’s been burst. You don't belong here. It's like being invited to a gangbang; and being the only one who thought a chick would eventually show up before everything fully kicks off.
This game will be suffocating. I pray to God you don't have asthma.
Pop a few Kratoms and enjoy the show featuring QB "Bad" Vad Lee and WR Randall Cobb.
(1-0)Blitzed Potato Farmers vs (0-1)Alliance Cobras
This will be the fifth meeting between the two teams as well. Alliance accumulated 1 Tie and 3 losses from previous match ups.
The Cobras has mastered the art of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. So even if they start off with a lead, they will find ways to lose to good teams. If FS Chris Clemmens ever became available on the free market, defensive coordinators would be salivating all over the head of his shaft.
Blitzed Potato Farmers
hmmm...I like it.
Fall asleep on the Player of the week - Thor Douglas and watch him Freddy Krueger your defense. It's going to be as bad as watching saggy grandmothers competing in a wet t-shirt contest. This game will peak some interest, but not enough for anyone to stick around for very long.
BPF needs to put the Cobras to bed early
, if they really want to have a legitimate shot at fucking the Bulldogs.
Which teams will remain flawless, climb or fall to .500, or drop into a dreadful 0-2 glory hole?
I wanted to be nice, but these assholes want blood. I will taste these words before I spit them out.
(0-1)Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (1-0)Jersey Goons
Wouldn't you rather be fucking blind than to see yourself become garbage. This will be DRZ's 5th meeting with the Goons and for the fifth straight- they will sit hard on their nuts.
HB Rayster Rice lifted up the skirt of Erkner's defense, once he inspected that there is indeed a wet pussy hole in place....he was already breaking out the cock pump. I don't believe I ever seen anything like it before. Being down 3-14 in the 2nd half, and the come-back gameplan was more Rice please.
Picture doing crack for the 1st time with a shemale.... You can bet your sweet little ass that story will get pretty fucking graphic before it gets any better for the Zombies.
Sonto's run offense will keep the streak rolling.
(0-1)Erkner Razorbacks vs (1-0)D.C. Corrupt Politicians
The Razorbacks are in trouble.
Not only did Erkner drop the ball on the road last week, but appeared disjointed and inept while getting blasted by the Jersey Goons in its first game. And now- as they prepare to face the most accurate passer in the league, the Razors find themselves engulfed in the furor surrounding WR Group: Vice President Joe Biden and the Amazing Edgar Allen Po'boy.
The game is calling D.C for an MVP Candidate. Too bad QB Sugar doesn't have the call waiting feature. What he does have is the hot hands and giving secondaries the cold feet.
Corrupt Politicians is your new Daddy. Just beware that they love to sleep and take showers with kiddy teens, I meant teams. Mandatory cold medicine are given before bed, even if you're not sick. Play by these rules and you should do okay.
(1-0)MMArmy Can Crushers vs (0-1)Oregon Ducks
OK, how can this be put in a way that's direct and honest, but not cruel?
Fuck it.
The Ducks looked like a flaming bag of dog shit last week.
Oregon is the type of team that will slip Viagra in your drink. Why? Because they love to be fuck good on each and every date. I don't know what makes your team suck so bad, but it really works. The offensive line was porous. The passing game was completely out of sync. Quarterback Smack That Ass threw three interceptions, including one that could have guest starred on an episode of DuckTales.
SS Jeff Boomton play-making instincts and abilities makes him one of the best Strong Safeties in GLB.
I am a fan of his vision for the entire field, and the constant effect on a game he commands from a tactical and athletic standpoint.
Trouble-free win for QB Big Ben, but will still be as rewarding as having Angelina Jolie on all fours; sucking on your ballsack; while you're taking a dump.
(1-0)Minnesota Stunners vs (0-1)Cobra Kai
A list of items that will be used.
-Ski Mask
-Trojan Ecstasy Condom
-Desensitizing lubes (to avoid premature ejaculation).
-A sports cup.. until everything gets situated.
-Duct Tape
-Rope
-A baton or other small blunt weapon for demanding cooperation.
--Swap out the Ski Mask for Nylon stocking.
And No this is not a Starters Rape kit.
Txsteve, Myself, and tezed will have an awesome threesome. Guess who gets to play the bitch?
I want your team down on their carpet burnt knees; grab our dicks with both hands- Like you're about to pray for it.
We know we've gotta keep an eye on WR Kade Foote, but we have CB Cake Balls for that.
Simply put, CK can't afford to lose this game. It would put them two games back behind both MMA and the Stunners overall in divisional play, never mind the unappealing thought of beginning the year with back-to-back losses.
And yet, that's exactly what' going to happen.
Jimbo Jumpack stats continues to get plump - Fuck all you weight watchers.
(1-0)Harrisonburg Bulldogs vs (0-1)Philadelphia Bling
I can see Philly shaking scared. It must be Parkinson.
Last week, the Harrisonburg Bulldogs didn't look elite but I felt that had alot to do with Alliance Cobras not willing to sit quietly in their corner. QB Yukiko Amagi(4x O-MVP and a shitload of passing awards) have the perfect game to stew and plot their upvenge. Against a Philadelphia secondary that is as generous as getting as getting your anus slurp
plus in the friendly confines of Harrisonburg Field.It's no surprise how Philly looked, well—what's the opposite of good?
Oh yeah: QB Michael Smith.
Bling dug a very deep, very early hole last week against the Farmers. I don’t think there’s anybody on that roster that hasn't realize already that their Blister’s been burst. You don't belong here. It's like being invited to a gangbang; and being the only one who thought a chick would eventually show up before everything fully kicks off.
This game will be suffocating. I pray to God you don't have asthma.
Pop a few Kratoms and enjoy the show featuring QB "Bad" Vad Lee and WR Randall Cobb.
(1-0)Blitzed Potato Farmers vs (0-1)Alliance Cobras
This will be the fifth meeting between the two teams as well. Alliance accumulated 1 Tie and 3 losses from previous match ups.
The Cobras has mastered the art of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. So even if they start off with a lead, they will find ways to lose to good teams. If FS Chris Clemmens ever became available on the free market, defensive coordinators would be salivating all over the head of his shaft.
Blitzed Potato Farmers
hmmm...I like it.Fall asleep on the Player of the week - Thor Douglas and watch him Freddy Krueger your defense. It's going to be as bad as watching saggy grandmothers competing in a wet t-shirt contest. This game will peak some interest, but not enough for anyone to stick around for very long.
BPF needs to put the Cobras to bed early
, if they really want to have a legitimate shot at fucking the Bulldogs.TDiddy8701
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
CK/Minnesota should be a good one... I'm rooting for Minnesota, as some of the CK guys have rubbed me the wrong way
CK/Minnesota should be a good one... I'm rooting for Minnesota, as some of the CK guys have rubbed me the wrong way
Edited by TDiddy8701 on Dec 12, 2014 22:17:30
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I'm gonna go ahead and say Maddencoach is my fav on this forum. It's a bit of a champ kind ron burgandy relationship that's starting.
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should sign off with stay classy monroe lol.
gl ducks. we will be watching out for keenan and the knucklepuck
gl ducks. we will be watching out for keenan and the knucklepuck
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