Warrior General Games

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Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. I've Never Had Sex - Hydrogen - (21-4-0) - 82.65
2. The Boogie Men - Helium - (20-5-0) - 82.31
3. Run GLB - Hydrogen - (19-6-0) - 80.73
4. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 - Helium - (20-5-0) - 77.62
5. Galaxy Aces - Lithium - (15-9-1) - 77.08
6. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club - Helium - (17-8-0) - 76.58
7. Creek Valley Beast - Hydrogen - (15-10-0) - 76.50
8. Alaskan Assassins - Helium - (18-7-0) - 75.62
9. Doge All Go - Lithium - (14-11-0) - 75.27
10. Portland Storm - Lithium - (16-9-0) - 75.23
11. BO( . )( . )OBS! - Hydrogen - (17-8-0) - 75.00
12. Dublin Wolfhounds - Helium - (14-11-0) - 74.81
13. SER Snoozers - Helium - (15-10-0) - 74.69
14. Seattle Renegades - Lithium - (16-9-0) - 73.77
15. Fort Collins Stoners - Hydrogen - (15-10-0) - 73.65
16. Game of Throws - Hydrogen - (12-12-1) - 73.42
17. Rapper's Delight - Lithium - (14-11-0) - 72.85
18. San Diego Dragon Thunder - Lithium - (17-8-0) - 72.50
19. Jamaican Thunder - Helium - (11-14-0) - 72.46
20. Ridiculous Poon Getters - Hydrogen - (13-12-0) - 71.92
21. Denver Nightmares - Hydrogen - (11-14-0) - 71.46
22. Chicago Marauders - Hydrogen - (13-12-0) - 71.27
23. Miami Sharks - Helium - (8-17-0) - 71.19
24. New York Gangsters - Lithium - (12-13-0) - 70.73
25. The Honey Badgers - Hydrogen - (12-13-0) - 69.96
26. Legacy's Dynasty - Helium - (10-15-0) - 69.58
27. Las Vegas FreeBirds - Lithium - (12-13-0) - 66.42
28. Torchwood Institute - Helium - (8-17-0) - 65.92
29. Albuquerque Hippos - Helium - (12-12-1) - 63.04
30. Defiant Angry Rebels - Hydrogen - (11-14-0) - 62.38
31. Kapitol Killers - Lithium - (9-16-0) - 62.31
32. Jershon Stripling Warriors - Lithium - (10-15-0) - 60.38
33. Vandelay Industries - Lithium - (2-23-0) - 57.96
34. Rockem Sockem Robots - Helium - (2-23-0) - 52.38
35. Columbus Cobras - Hydrogen - (3-22-0) - 34.50

STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 17067.5
2. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 16860.5
3. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 13308.0
4. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Hydrogen) : 12807.0
5. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 12767.5

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 17067.5
2. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 16689.0
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Hydrogen) : 11022.0
4. Galaxy Aces (Lithium) : 10407.5
5. Miami Sharks (Helium) : 8144.0

Passing Offensive Yards
1. Dublin Wolfhounds (Helium) : 12219.5
2. Rapper's Delight (Lithium) : 11612.5
3. Denver Nightmares (Hydrogen) : 11578.5
4. Doge All Go (Lithium) : 11509.5
5. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 11104.5

Total Defensive Yards
1. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 7505.0
2. Seattle Renegades (Lithium) : 8518.0
3. Las Vegas FreeBirds (Lithium) : 8733.0
4. San Diego Dragon Thunder (Lithium) : 9017.5
5. The Honey Badgers (Hydrogen) : 9039.5

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 2158.0
2. Galaxy Aces (Lithium) : 2218.5
3. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 2588.5
4. Doge All Go (Lithium) : 2691.5
5. Seattle Renegades (Lithium) : 2768.5

Passing Defensive Yards
1. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 4916.5
2. Jamaican Thunder (Helium) : 5353.5
3. The Honey Badgers (Hydrogen) : 5530.0
4. New York Gangsters (Lithium) : 5552.5
5. Las Vegas FreeBirds (Lithium) : 5617.5

Turnover Differntial
1. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 23
2. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Hydrogen) : 22
3. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 19
4. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 16
5. Miami Sharks (Helium) : 16

Total Points Scored
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 1651
2. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 1604
3. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Hydrogen) : 1179
4. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 1098
5. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 946

Total Points Allowed
1. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 342
2. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 378
3. Galaxy Aces (Lithium) : 443
4. Seattle Renegades (Lithium) : 454
5. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 479

These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!

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Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating
1. The Boogie Men - Helium - (7-0-0) - 89.71
2. Run GLB - Hydrogen - (6-1-0) - 87.33
3. I've Never Had Sex - Hydrogen - (6-1-0) - 87.29
4. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 - Helium - (6-1-0) - 86.92
5. Alaskan Assassins - Helium - (5-2-0) - 86.42
6. Game of Throws - Hydrogen - (7-0-0) - 84.13
7. Portland Storm - Helium - (4-3-0) - 83.92
8. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club - Helium - (4-3-0) - 83.79
9. Rapper's Delight - Helium - (4-3-0) - 83.21
10. Denver Nightmares - Hydrogen - (3-4-0) - 82.96
11. BO( . )( . )OBS! - Hydrogen - (4-3-0) - 82.92
12. Fort Collins Stoners - Hydrogen - (5-2-0) - 82.79
13. Legacy's Dynasty - Helium - (5-2-0) - 81.38
14. The Honey Badgers - Hydrogen - (4-3-0) - 80.79
15. Seattle Renegades - Helium - (4-3-0) - 80.54
16. Chicago Marauders - Hydrogen - (2-5-0) - 79.75
17. Creek Valley Beast - Hydrogen - (1-6-0) - 79.21
18. San Diego Dragon Thunder - Hydrogen - (2-5-0) - 79.21
19. Defiant Angry Rebels - Hydrogen - (4-3-0) - 78.38
20. Albuquerque Hippos - Helium - (3-4-0) - 77.79
21. Doge All Go - Helium - (1-6-0) - 77.33

STATS

Total Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 5695.5
2. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 4399.0
3. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 4259.5
4. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 4252.0
5. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 3931.0

Rushing Offensive Yards
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 5695.5
2. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 4259.5
3. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 2569.0
4. BO( . )( . )OBS! (Hydrogen) : 2538.5
5. Portland Storm (Helium) : 1563.5

Passing Offensive Yards
1. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 3927.5
2. Denver Nightmares (Hydrogen) : 3509.5
3. Rapper's Delight (Helium) : 3312.5
4. Chicago Marauders (Hydrogen) : 3149.5
5. Fort Collins Stoners (Hydrogen) : 3114.5

Total Defensive Yards
1. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 2090.0
2. Game of Throws (Hydrogen) : 2128.5
3. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 2153.0
4. Rapper's Delight (Helium) : 2389.5
5. The Honey Badgers (Hydrogen) : 2489.5

Rushing Defensive Yards
1. The Honey Badgers (Hydrogen) : 308.5
2. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 342.5
3. Legacy's Dynasty (Helium) : 425.0
4. Game of Throws (Hydrogen) : 460.5
5. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 469.5

Passing Defensive Yards
1. Chicago Marauders (Hydrogen) : 1568.0
2. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Helium) : 1641.5
3. Portland Storm (Helium) : 1667.0
4. Game of Throws (Hydrogen) : 1668.0
5. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 1683.5

Turnover Differntial
1. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 7
2. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 7
3. Game of Throws (Hydrogen) : 7
4. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 6
5. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 6

Total Points Scored
1. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 571
2. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 443
3. Alaskan Assassins (Helium) : 408
4. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 377
5. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 371

Total Points Allowed
1. Game of Throws (Hydrogen) : 87
2. Doinitin Djibouti 2.0 (Helium) : 91
3. The Boogie Men (Helium) : 93
4. Run GLB (Hydrogen) : 105
5. I've Never Had Sex (Hydrogen) : 113

These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!

** Rating Formula:
100 - (LadderRank(*2) + RecordRank(*2) + OpponentRecordRank(*2) + OffenseTotalYardsRank + OffenseTurnoversRank + OffenseTotalPointsRank + DefensiveTotalYardsRank + DefensiveTurnoversRank + DefensiveTotalPointsRank) / 12

Screw the orgy. Every tier deserves its own thread.

Originally posted by Rob.
Screw the orgy. Every tier deserves its own thread.

Orgies generally lead to screwing.

High correlation there.

So, I've been told.

Originally posted by Xars
Orgies generally lead to screwing.

High correlation there.

So, I've been told.

Good point. Poor word choice by me.