There's some big games to be played here as the month of November roll on.
What, pray tell, will Week 8 have in store for us?
"When shit don't go right, try going left"-
(0-7) Orlando Warriors vs (2-5) Alliance Cobras
Snoozefest play.
Orlando finding new ways to look bad and even with a much lighter schedule ahead, I am sure they will make in effort to get blown out by every remaining team in their line up. I am not saying your team is a slut bucket, but I am pointing out that the Warriors been banged more times than a snooze button on a Monday morning.
Alliance has had time to learn how to play with what it has, and must make peace with knowing it's going to need Award winning QB Ryan Tannyhill to carry the team.
Someone has to win this one, and the nod goes to the visitors because of their better offensive depth.
(1-6) Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (3-4) Philadelphia Bling
Originally posted by Bongobongo
I'm fairly certain that we've never lost to D.C., and I'm hopeful that it won't change this time around. Go Bling!
Philadelphia ran into a buzz saw last week when it lost at home to the Politicians. QB Michael Smith is having an enigmatic season, playing down to the level of its competitor in most games, which has led to a bad loss at Hellraisers and Con Men, but includes impressive victories over Goons and DPF.
RedZone Zombies has been a major disappointment in Owner Gerry Rice fifth season, looking like a pushover to more established programs instead of a valiant adversary. Zombies' best game came at the expense of a win-less Warriors squad. What can you do, when your good isn't good enough.
WR Thomas Richardson should have no trouble getting his boys back in the win column.
(4-3) D.C. Corrupt Politicians vs (3-4) Drinkin Hellraisers
Call D.C the epitome of mediocrity, failing to win or lose consecutive games. Like Michael Jackson's Doctor, you are killing me.
Originally posted by Stixx
DC doesn't play defense. We take the NBA approach to all of our games
Although, Corrupt is coming off its most complete game of the season, looking solid on offense and defense and, most importantly, not letting Philly get back into what ended up being a 35-17 road win.
Drinkin got upended last week to Compton, losing in overtime despite 446 passing yards from Kyle Stobie. The Hellraisers stitch together a 13 points lead heading in the final 20 minutes of regulation but couldn't close the deal. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more douchey. The game showed GM Stobie that their close to competing again with the league's upper tier, and they've still got a tradition to build on-- of taking out Stixx mojo.
Drinkin's run of uninspired defense will continue, albeit in a victorious manner.
(4-3) Jersey Goons vs (0-7) Oregon Ducks
Oregon riding a 9-game losing streak if you incorporate last season. It suck balls being on a shitty team. Outside the league, GM coachjbax has won their last 3 ladder contest. Games they wouldn't of won with their old roster.
Jersey (3-0 to 1-3 cross division) has gone from highly regarded to an afterthought in the blink of an eye. The emotions lingering from their close loss to MMArmy clouded any chance for the Goons to take down Bling, and as a result they were blown out and looked like a sloppy fuck hole against the Stunners.
With the Quacks traveling, it has all the makings of a lopsided romp for the home team.
HB Rayster Rice will make a hearty burger out of the Ducks.
This is a Jersey team hungry to correct its season course.
(6-1) Compton Con Men vs (7-0) Minnesota Stunners
Two Season 6 Champions. Points, points, and more points!
One of the most decorated QB Dexter Morgan (3,456 offensive yards, 31 total touchdowns) is the team's driving force. The tight end is overlooked and underrated many times. But they are a vital part of every team's passing success. TE Bramble Pan Axl has some of the best hands in GLB, not just at tight end but at any position. He can make the big catches and concentrates enough to make the routine grabs all the time. He is CCM’s best option at receiver
But on the other side you have Jimbo- stereotype him as a grumpy old man with a rifle: His game is that fucking mean.
Like having sex with a Prego- Our advantageous rushing skills may feel wrong at first, but you'll adjust and love it.
The Stunners Defense are willing to play whatever style its opponent wants. We have play-makers all over the field and prepared to let them loose.
Minnesota have given no reason for anyone to think they won't three-peat, though there are still a few challenges left before that can happen.
(6-1) Drunken Potato Farmers vs (6-1) MMArmy Can Crushers
Brick filled Pillow fight.
MMArmy was an inhospitable host in season 6 Play-offs opening round, whopping Drunken Potato 27-10.
Treating its season as if it's their last, trying to put up as many points as humanly possible in hopes that will earn another shot at the championship title. Mezirah gave Big Ben the keys to the car and has just sat back to enjoy the ride.
I have yet to witness a DB who can defend Mandy Ross.
It's about damn time we get to see DPF in a true test. glwarriors's unit has been cream of the crop in Gamma division, efficient and aggressive this season, with almost no hiccups (other than the single overtime lose) to speak of.
This is one of those "throw out the game plan and just go Ape shit" match-up, which are often the best to watch. An old fashion slobber knocker.
HB "Big Gain" will probably lead his club for a good portion of the ways and while its defense sports one of the league's best Safety in Iron Man, it won't be able to hold on.
What, pray tell, will Week 8 have in store for us?
"When shit don't go right, try going left"-
(0-7) Orlando Warriors vs (2-5) Alliance Cobras
Snoozefest play.
Orlando finding new ways to look bad and even with a much lighter schedule ahead, I am sure they will make in effort to get blown out by every remaining team in their line up. I am not saying your team is a slut bucket, but I am pointing out that the Warriors been banged more times than a snooze button on a Monday morning.
Alliance has had time to learn how to play with what it has, and must make peace with knowing it's going to need Award winning QB Ryan Tannyhill to carry the team.
Someone has to win this one, and the nod goes to the visitors because of their better offensive depth.
(1-6) Drunken RedZone Zombies vs (3-4) Philadelphia Bling
Originally posted by Bongobongo
I'm fairly certain that we've never lost to D.C., and I'm hopeful that it won't change this time around. Go Bling!
Philadelphia ran into a buzz saw last week when it lost at home to the Politicians. QB Michael Smith is having an enigmatic season, playing down to the level of its competitor in most games, which has led to a bad loss at Hellraisers and Con Men, but includes impressive victories over Goons and DPF.
RedZone Zombies has been a major disappointment in Owner Gerry Rice fifth season, looking like a pushover to more established programs instead of a valiant adversary. Zombies' best game came at the expense of a win-less Warriors squad. What can you do, when your good isn't good enough.
WR Thomas Richardson should have no trouble getting his boys back in the win column.
(4-3) D.C. Corrupt Politicians vs (3-4) Drinkin Hellraisers
Call D.C the epitome of mediocrity, failing to win or lose consecutive games. Like Michael Jackson's Doctor, you are killing me.
Originally posted by Stixx
DC doesn't play defense. We take the NBA approach to all of our games
Although, Corrupt is coming off its most complete game of the season, looking solid on offense and defense and, most importantly, not letting Philly get back into what ended up being a 35-17 road win.
Drinkin got upended last week to Compton, losing in overtime despite 446 passing yards from Kyle Stobie. The Hellraisers stitch together a 13 points lead heading in the final 20 minutes of regulation but couldn't close the deal. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more douchey. The game showed GM Stobie that their close to competing again with the league's upper tier, and they've still got a tradition to build on-- of taking out Stixx mojo.
Drinkin's run of uninspired defense will continue, albeit in a victorious manner.
(4-3) Jersey Goons vs (0-7) Oregon Ducks
Oregon riding a 9-game losing streak if you incorporate last season. It suck balls being on a shitty team. Outside the league, GM coachjbax has won their last 3 ladder contest. Games they wouldn't of won with their old roster.
Jersey (3-0 to 1-3 cross division) has gone from highly regarded to an afterthought in the blink of an eye. The emotions lingering from their close loss to MMArmy clouded any chance for the Goons to take down Bling, and as a result they were blown out and looked like a sloppy fuck hole against the Stunners.
With the Quacks traveling, it has all the makings of a lopsided romp for the home team.
HB Rayster Rice will make a hearty burger out of the Ducks.
This is a Jersey team hungry to correct its season course.
(6-1) Compton Con Men vs (7-0) Minnesota Stunners
Two Season 6 Champions. Points, points, and more points!
One of the most decorated QB Dexter Morgan (3,456 offensive yards, 31 total touchdowns) is the team's driving force. The tight end is overlooked and underrated many times. But they are a vital part of every team's passing success. TE Bramble Pan Axl has some of the best hands in GLB, not just at tight end but at any position. He can make the big catches and concentrates enough to make the routine grabs all the time. He is CCM’s best option at receiver
But on the other side you have Jimbo- stereotype him as a grumpy old man with a rifle: His game is that fucking mean.
Like having sex with a Prego- Our advantageous rushing skills may feel wrong at first, but you'll adjust and love it.
The Stunners Defense are willing to play whatever style its opponent wants. We have play-makers all over the field and prepared to let them loose.
Minnesota have given no reason for anyone to think they won't three-peat, though there are still a few challenges left before that can happen.
(6-1) Drunken Potato Farmers vs (6-1) MMArmy Can Crushers
Brick filled Pillow fight.
MMArmy was an inhospitable host in season 6 Play-offs opening round, whopping Drunken Potato 27-10.
Treating its season as if it's their last, trying to put up as many points as humanly possible in hopes that will earn another shot at the championship title. Mezirah gave Big Ben the keys to the car and has just sat back to enjoy the ride.
I have yet to witness a DB who can defend Mandy Ross.
It's about damn time we get to see DPF in a true test. glwarriors's unit has been cream of the crop in Gamma division, efficient and aggressive this season, with almost no hiccups (other than the single overtime lose) to speak of.
This is one of those "throw out the game plan and just go Ape shit" match-up, which are often the best to watch. An old fashion slobber knocker.
HB "Big Gain" will probably lead his club for a good portion of the ways and while its defense sports one of the league's best Safety in Iron Man, it won't be able to hold on.
