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Half way through.
Play-offs slowly coming into focus.



(6-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (0-6) Orlando Warriors

This is going to become the Mother of all beat-downs. We plan to fist a gapping hole to your anal- Spit in it, before we abuse you. Better bite down on this cum stained pillow, because I guaran-fuck'in-tee you will feel this PRESSURE.

Please allow for the greatest player in GLB to send his regards- Jimbo Jumpback




(5-1) MMArmy Can Crushers vs (1-5) Drunken RedZone Zombies

I'm so not use to seeing Drunken Zombies like this. They've always been a HARD stiff fighting team. Now- everyone looks at them like some public restroom at a truck stop. Teams are just shitting all over them. I get that USC_Trojans is doing his best to keep an eye on things, but you cannot hand me garbage and expect me to treat it like steak.

MMA rolls loaded dices when they come to the table. Bless with the combination of Big Ben, Turbo Torres and Mandy Ross. This Trio chews you up and spit out the bone.

It would be irresponsible of me to believe the Zombies could keep up with the Crushers



(3-3) Philadelphia Bling vs (3-3) D.C. Corrupt Politicians

Philly is the perfect under-dawg for this game. They contain a sick fetish for slipping one in, should you happen to fall asleep on them. A sneaky good team is the only way I can describe the club. FS Elam Ferguson lurking loosely around the field like a bitch in heat. That offense grinding on your defense. It doesn't get much better than this....



I love some "Thomas Richardson"- however, "Sugar Honey Ice Tea" has yet to lose back-to-back games this season. This is when the offense need to look to one of the most prolific receiving twosomes in the land: Northern Lights and Edgar Allen Po'boy.

Corrupt defeats Bling. Yes you heard me correct. D.C trump Philly.



(2-4) Alliance Cobras vs (3-3) Jersey Goons

Alliance fried the Ducks last week.... 0 cares.

There's really not that much to talk about other than Jersey starting 3-0 and now...well let me put it this way. They desperately need this game. And the Goons will snag this win..--It's not like they have much of a choice. The Cobras are able and willing to be fuck over.




(0-6) Oregon Ducks vs (5-1) Drunken Potato Farmers

Oregon drowns in piss. I am waiting on the birds to make a move, but never going to happen against the Farmers. For Drunken- I am guessing the same person who coordinate the offense, does as well for the defense.

Easy Victory for Thor Douglas & Big Gain.



(3-3) Drinkin Hellraisers vs (5-1) Compton Con Men

In all 3 attempts, Drinkin has shy away from the big stage. This is their moment. This is their time to show the league, exactly what they are made of. Not sure why Kyle Stobie only had 35 attempts in the Philly game, but imo I rather see the pigskin in the hands of the best player on the green.

Compton sees your season 4 trophy, and raise you a season 6 cup...Ah fuck it, they're all in. The defense gets more suffocating each game. DE Dee Ford is still adjusting to this league, but still remain a problem- that every pass blocking O-line needs to deal with.

Kayoh and crew continues the streak.
 
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Originally posted by Maddencoach
DE Dee Ford is still adjusting to this league, but still remain a problem- that every pass blocking O-line needs to deal with


in this case, "adjusting to this league" translates to "has been investing almost exclusively in run defense skills since the middle of last season"
 
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I like how these reviews are just a good excuse for MC to unload a steamy pile of trash talk when it comes to his game. You don't have to be this clever in these forums just a heads up.
 
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The Orlando Warriors sound like a CPU team. I would be very shocked if their owner actually comes onto league forums at all. Dropping a hot mess of smack talk to a team like Orlando is overdoing it 10000%. Essentially you acting a little like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63oFS09VJsU

Not to say I don't enjoy these, it's just so funny when it comes to the Minnesota review. It goes from an ESPN review to one from TMZ
 
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idk i thought it was pretty funny tbh
 
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Boooo Mez. Way to be a Buzz Killington
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ujqoc6Rzuw
 
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HAHA. I'm saying it's hilarious.
 
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Originally posted by Mezirah
I like how these reviews are just a good excuse for MC to unload a steamy pile of trash talk when it comes to his game. You don't have to be this clever in these forums just a heads up.


I'm sure MC will strive with all his might to meet just the exact level of cleverness you deem appropriate mez.
 
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DH is like the cowboys. when there run game is good there passing game is unbeatable.... fyi..... dont hate on the two stud hbs.. remember our o-line isnt just run block we are balanced

jerry jones!
 
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Originally posted by Mezirah
The Orlando Warriors sound like a CPU team. I would be very shocked if their owner actually comes onto league forums at all. Dropping a hot mess of smack talk to a team like Orlando is overdoing it 10000%. Essentially you acting a little like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63oFS09VJsU

Not to say I don't enjoy these, it's just so funny when it comes to the Minnesota review. It goes from an ESPN review to one from TMZ


This is a private matter between me and the owner. He does read the forum.
 
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I'm fairly certain that we've never lost to D.C., and I'm hopeful that it won't change this time around. Go Bling!
 
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I really enjoy these.

Mez will be getting the switch later don't you all worry.
 
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don't ignore the scrotum...







(sorry - is it too soon for that one?)
 
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Adrian is my boy. I'm sure he was just strengthening his son's scrotem from all the pounding it will get from future chicken heads. That's world class DNA that boy was made with.
 
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