Did you enjoy Week 4? You can say no; no one is judging you here.
Originally posted by dredgar
i have a feeling this season peoples records will be strange in every fashion. hell half the top 15 wont be in the playoffs either
GLB football is a different animal. It will never be a realistic simulation, but I have learned to be okay with that.
This game is only about 3 things. Improving, vigorous competition, and butt-hurt feelings when you come up short.
Whether you are willing to slit your mother's throat to get into the play-offs or log-in just to keep yourself from masturbating all day long, there's some games definitely worth adding to your watch list this week. Starting with Philly & Jersey serving as the filet.
"It's not illegal, just frowned upon....Like munching on your girlfriend's snatch while she's on her rag.
I believe they call it | earning those ► BLOOD WINGS
" -
(2-2) Philadelphia Bling vs (3-1) Jersey Goons
The Goons defense played well against "MMA" QB Big Ben Rapethlisberger on the road (First time this season~ Big Ben failed to deliver a Touchdown Pass), but Jersey's offense shot itself in the foot on multiple occasions during the second half, not to mention a miss FG at the top of the 4th qrt. More phlegm on the "O" than a Belgian Hooker- It was nasty to watch. I foresee sonto's team bouncing back in a big way. It isn't easy being a Goon these days, and that's just the way the owner likes it.
Philadelphia escaped Oregon last week, but they work their ass off in the 2nd half. Which increase the likelihood of a letdown—especially one with Jersey coming to town—feels imminent. The biggest question for the Bling (and please don't ignore it) is, how do they plan on scoring? Michael Smith is making the offense go in ways not too many secondaries can handle- But will he find the end zone against one of the best defenses in the league?
Philadelphia has a knack for winning games where we all count it out, but that has to give at some point, correct? It certainly feels like it’s headed that way.
Jersey sells fool's gold to Philly as the Goonies (HB) Scat Back rush to victory.
(3-1) MMArmy Can Crushers vs (0-4) Orlando Warriors
The Can Crushers have been the thorn in the side of some of the top football programs over the last few weeks. MMArmy growth as a club cement themselves in as a legitimate threat, by challenging the Stunners and to a higher degree - the rest of Beta.
Originally posted by Evil Sports Agent
Beta is stupid! That makes no sense, it will be a massacre!
Goons had them cornered but OH BOY! Did they MMA come out swinging for the last half hour. I have witness teams throw everything at them to include: the kitchen sink. These boys do not lay down for anyone. I anticipate their high-powered offense persist to thrive during the non-division portion of their schedule.
Orlando Warriors, on the other hand, continues to dwell near the bottom of Monroe. It's a graveyard there. My condolences goes out to the players. Their landlord wants the team to rot; just so his suckfest builds can hold their jobs at key positions on the roster.
I wish I can be upfront and nakedly tell you how I feel about your team, surfinhi.
Your franchise deserves to burn in shit.
If I do speak those words to you, please understand.... that it's from the heart.
(1-3) Alliance Cobras vs (2-2) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
Alliance has not been kind to their cause in the early parts of their schedule for the third consecutive season. Simply put, it’s been an ugly ride. The Cobras can’t run the ball and the defense has not transpire to be as good as advertised. Yes, it plays well against Ladder matches, but it’s worth noting that you and a un-trained monkey could pressure 80 global ranking teams to punt with great regularity.
I can't remember the last time the Cobras were any good. I mean they were a dangerous Rookie team that struck venom on sight, but now they're more like hissing mud pigs; who enjoys rolling around in their own filth.
Stixx’s group certainly is much improved from two seasons ago. They got their first taste of the play-offs and gain some experience. The goal about hoisting the cup doesn't appear to be too far of a stretch for them now.
Should D.C be on upset alert? Absolutely not. Take this for what it’s worth, which isn't much (but it feels important). Corrupt may have a funky playing style look (similar to a hook shape penis) but they are still a MAN and will pin you against the shower stall, if they can get away with it.
(0-4) Oregon Ducks vs (3-1) Compton Con Men
Seeking a sure thing my friend? Oh, there are always Oregon home games, better known as the degenerate special. This team has issues, and the best possible remedy is suddenly a reality. New GM, New Coordinator, New QB "multiple awards winner", half the offense been given a pink slip. Different faces- Same bad team....I will however, congratulate the offense on their first TD.
Compton are defending champs, and the encore is setting up more of the same. Dominating regardless of the league is not an easy task, and Kayoh does it with a smile-- so much that it can easily be taken for granted.
Quarterback Dexter Morgan is quietly putting together a solid season - nothing like his previous 3 seasons but still All-Star worthy and TE Bramble Pan Axl is averaging 11 catches per game { Fucking WOW
} Best hands in the league. For most teams, bringing back the status quo isn't good enough, but most teams aren't Compton. The success of the Passing offense/defense has led CCM to a three game win streak.
It’s hard to envision the Con Men not taking complete control, and roast themselves some ducks.
(4-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (1-3) Drunken RedZone Zombies
How are we so good? Well we take our time and do things right- YES Sir. We still believe in that.
This is a Zombie team that may be slightly better than many realize. We're not talking post-season material, but not as bad as you might believe.
Being that as it may, I still wouldn't recommend any of the RedZone staff to view what will take place once you arrive to Minnesota.
Originally posted by vipermaw82
I hope you guys brought your tackling gloves for the stunners, cuz Cross is coming through!
After this defeat for DRZ, it’s off to Drunken Potato Farmers in Week 6. What do you possibly predict for that outcome? Ah, we'll get to that soon enough (but it will be flagrant).
(2-2) Drinkin Hellraisers vs (3-1) Drunken Potato Farmers
This game will not get overlooked given the significance of this match-up. Neither team have the wiggle room for a set-back. Beta is stacked; Compton Con Men is right on the heels of Gamma Division + Fuck waiting toward the back end of the season for a Play-off race; If you asked me, we already stumbled ourselves into a good show. Drunken Potato has played fabulous thus far, and Hellraisers are crack cocaine solid, albeit only against inferior opponents.
Farmers will lean heavily on running back Thor Douglas, one of the best power backs in Pro. He’ll like destroy the box score here. But will have his work cut out for him against FS Jake Style.
For the Hellraisers, their passing game is as forceful as a child molester. Kyle Stobie shares the love better than most QB's; sweet balance between medium and deep throws that has the soft touch of a young HOT blonde school teacher.
More importantly, Drinkin is a different team when the O-line can protect the QB. Even with all that said, they will need more than just one FS to contain the rushing attack sponsored by HB Big Gain and those muscle bound freaks up front. You can get a collective sense of concern for the Hellraiser's defense.
I plan to be drunk from the tears of the loser...and keep'em coming.
Drunken staggers the bellraisers back to hell in a virgin tight game.
Originally posted by dredgar
i have a feeling this season peoples records will be strange in every fashion. hell half the top 15 wont be in the playoffs either
GLB football is a different animal. It will never be a realistic simulation, but I have learned to be okay with that.
This game is only about 3 things. Improving, vigorous competition, and butt-hurt feelings when you come up short.
Whether you are willing to slit your mother's throat to get into the play-offs or log-in just to keep yourself from masturbating all day long, there's some games definitely worth adding to your watch list this week. Starting with Philly & Jersey serving as the filet.
"It's not illegal, just frowned upon....Like munching on your girlfriend's snatch while she's on her rag.
I believe they call it | earning those ► BLOOD WINGS
" -(2-2) Philadelphia Bling vs (3-1) Jersey Goons
The Goons defense played well against "MMA" QB Big Ben Rapethlisberger on the road (First time this season~ Big Ben failed to deliver a Touchdown Pass), but Jersey's offense shot itself in the foot on multiple occasions during the second half, not to mention a miss FG at the top of the 4th qrt. More phlegm on the "O" than a Belgian Hooker- It was nasty to watch. I foresee sonto's team bouncing back in a big way. It isn't easy being a Goon these days, and that's just the way the owner likes it.
Philadelphia escaped Oregon last week, but they work their ass off in the 2nd half. Which increase the likelihood of a letdown—especially one with Jersey coming to town—feels imminent. The biggest question for the Bling (and please don't ignore it) is, how do they plan on scoring? Michael Smith is making the offense go in ways not too many secondaries can handle- But will he find the end zone against one of the best defenses in the league?
Philadelphia has a knack for winning games where we all count it out, but that has to give at some point, correct? It certainly feels like it’s headed that way.
Jersey sells fool's gold to Philly as the Goonies (HB) Scat Back rush to victory.
(3-1) MMArmy Can Crushers vs (0-4) Orlando Warriors
The Can Crushers have been the thorn in the side of some of the top football programs over the last few weeks. MMArmy growth as a club cement themselves in as a legitimate threat, by challenging the Stunners and to a higher degree - the rest of Beta.
Originally posted by Evil Sports Agent
Beta is stupid! That makes no sense, it will be a massacre!
Goons had them cornered but OH BOY! Did they MMA come out swinging for the last half hour. I have witness teams throw everything at them to include: the kitchen sink. These boys do not lay down for anyone. I anticipate their high-powered offense persist to thrive during the non-division portion of their schedule.
Orlando Warriors, on the other hand, continues to dwell near the bottom of Monroe. It's a graveyard there. My condolences goes out to the players. Their landlord wants the team to rot; just so his suckfest builds can hold their jobs at key positions on the roster.
I wish I can be upfront and nakedly tell you how I feel about your team, surfinhi.
Your franchise deserves to burn in shit.
If I do speak those words to you, please understand.... that it's from the heart.
(1-3) Alliance Cobras vs (2-2) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
Alliance has not been kind to their cause in the early parts of their schedule for the third consecutive season. Simply put, it’s been an ugly ride. The Cobras can’t run the ball and the defense has not transpire to be as good as advertised. Yes, it plays well against Ladder matches, but it’s worth noting that you and a un-trained monkey could pressure 80 global ranking teams to punt with great regularity.
I can't remember the last time the Cobras were any good. I mean they were a dangerous Rookie team that struck venom on sight, but now they're more like hissing mud pigs; who enjoys rolling around in their own filth.
Stixx’s group certainly is much improved from two seasons ago. They got their first taste of the play-offs and gain some experience. The goal about hoisting the cup doesn't appear to be too far of a stretch for them now.
Should D.C be on upset alert? Absolutely not. Take this for what it’s worth, which isn't much (but it feels important). Corrupt may have a funky playing style look (similar to a hook shape penis) but they are still a MAN and will pin you against the shower stall, if they can get away with it.
(0-4) Oregon Ducks vs (3-1) Compton Con Men
Seeking a sure thing my friend? Oh, there are always Oregon home games, better known as the degenerate special. This team has issues, and the best possible remedy is suddenly a reality. New GM, New Coordinator, New QB "multiple awards winner", half the offense been given a pink slip. Different faces- Same bad team....I will however, congratulate the offense on their first TD.
Compton are defending champs, and the encore is setting up more of the same. Dominating regardless of the league is not an easy task, and Kayoh does it with a smile-- so much that it can easily be taken for granted.
Quarterback Dexter Morgan is quietly putting together a solid season - nothing like his previous 3 seasons but still All-Star worthy and TE Bramble Pan Axl is averaging 11 catches per game { Fucking WOW
} Best hands in the league. For most teams, bringing back the status quo isn't good enough, but most teams aren't Compton. The success of the Passing offense/defense has led CCM to a three game win streak.It’s hard to envision the Con Men not taking complete control, and roast themselves some ducks.
(4-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (1-3) Drunken RedZone Zombies
How are we so good? Well we take our time and do things right- YES Sir. We still believe in that.
This is a Zombie team that may be slightly better than many realize. We're not talking post-season material, but not as bad as you might believe.
Being that as it may, I still wouldn't recommend any of the RedZone staff to view what will take place once you arrive to Minnesota.
Originally posted by vipermaw82
I hope you guys brought your tackling gloves for the stunners, cuz Cross is coming through!
After this defeat for DRZ, it’s off to Drunken Potato Farmers in Week 6. What do you possibly predict for that outcome? Ah, we'll get to that soon enough (but it will be flagrant).
(2-2) Drinkin Hellraisers vs (3-1) Drunken Potato Farmers
This game will not get overlooked given the significance of this match-up. Neither team have the wiggle room for a set-back. Beta is stacked; Compton Con Men is right on the heels of Gamma Division + Fuck waiting toward the back end of the season for a Play-off race; If you asked me, we already stumbled ourselves into a good show. Drunken Potato has played fabulous thus far, and Hellraisers are crack cocaine solid, albeit only against inferior opponents.
Farmers will lean heavily on running back Thor Douglas, one of the best power backs in Pro. He’ll like destroy the box score here. But will have his work cut out for him against FS Jake Style.
For the Hellraisers, their passing game is as forceful as a child molester. Kyle Stobie shares the love better than most QB's; sweet balance between medium and deep throws that has the soft touch of a young HOT blonde school teacher.
More importantly, Drinkin is a different team when the O-line can protect the QB. Even with all that said, they will need more than just one FS to contain the rushing attack sponsored by HB Big Gain and those muscle bound freaks up front. You can get a collective sense of concern for the Hellraiser's defense.
I plan to be drunk from the tears of the loser...and keep'em coming.
Drunken staggers the bellraisers back to hell in a virgin tight game.
