Right this is my second attempt at this after I closed the tab with 3/4's of the first one already written...this was followed by twenty minutes of ranting without swearing as the kids (I have 2...I'm old) were running around...maybe playing with them instead of writing silly things on an interweb game would have been better (according to my wife)...I disagree so here goes attempt number 2!
DISCLAIMER #2: Some things I write are lies, everything is written with more than a hint of humour (or attempted to be written that way!!)
DISCLAIMER #3: I try and change the names of every team, this is mainly for my own amusement but I do hope these names a)make you at least smile, once, b)don’t offend (Too much)
so if you are offended by anything I write please do let me know and I will happily explain my thoughts behind my comments and the reasons behind me not changing them
Phuket Nightwalkers Vs Chicago Bears
Hookers Vs Teddies - the Teddies will struggle to pass the ball deep until later in rookie, even then they will find it tough, the Hookers will try and run at them and beat them into submission. Will the Hookers be able to get that morale spiral going early? will the Teddies be able to stop the heavy running game? Yes and No are my prediciotns, therefore Hookers by 2 TD's
Keuka Blue Vs Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS
Dogs Vs Rabid Primates - The Dogs have to find players fast, other wise those Rabid Primate will go to town on them...assuming the Dogs don’t recruit heavily between now and game time this is going to be a massacre and a monkey massacre is not a pretty sight...Primates by 20+
FBU Heat Vs Tucson Reptiles
Firemen Vs Lizards - Cugal has some building(or recruiting) to if he hopes to fill out his roster in time for this one, other wise there will a competition between the Firemen and the Primates as to who can score the most points! Firemen by 20+
Dallas Djin Vs Dancoin Millionaires
GAME OF THE WEEK
Ghosts Vs Danish Penny Hoaders (DPH)
This is the toughest game to predict this week, both teams have agents who know their GLB2 and have other teams higher up the ladder. It’s a roll of the dice for me and will be decided by less than a TD...i'm guessing (because that’s all this is) that the scandinavians will sneak it...by a FG
Las Vegas Outlaws Vs Santa Monica Mayhem
LV Criminals Vs California Crazies
There will be 16 S*'s on show in this one and it would have been game of the week if it wasn’t for the recruitment/building issues The Crazies currently have...although I am sure iRockVans will have a full roster come game time he is still currently a little short. Both teams seem to be built for the pass, so this could be a shoot out and will depend on who can get to the QB first and most often, the key to passing in earyl Rookie is avoiding 2 things; a morale spiral and the inevitable ZEB spam your opponents will throw at you...who can do these things most effectively? at the time of writing the criminals have the most complete roster, so my prediction is the Criminals by 2 TD's.
Suicide Girls Vs Washington Warriors
Naked Girls with Tattoos Vs Skins alternative name - for a start this game was the most difficult to come up with the names of the teams...at least names that wouldn’t get me in trouble!!!
I'm guessing Fate will be looking to build the NGWT himself, which means he has some work to do as he only has 8 on board at the minute. The Skins are full of Internet warriors (see what I did there!?) own players and I imagine that they will be solidly built...if it was 2 full teams, with only 2 agents building the players I would go with the Skins, currently NGWT don’t have a full roster so it's Skins game by a bucket load!
Good luck to 11 of the 12 teams, here to an entertaining season!
DISCLAIMER #2: Some things I write are lies, everything is written with more than a hint of humour (or attempted to be written that way!!)
DISCLAIMER #3: I try and change the names of every team, this is mainly for my own amusement but I do hope these names a)make you at least smile, once, b)don’t offend (Too much)
so if you are offended by anything I write please do let me know and I will happily explain my thoughts behind my comments and the reasons behind me not changing them
Phuket Nightwalkers Vs Chicago Bears
Hookers Vs Teddies - the Teddies will struggle to pass the ball deep until later in rookie, even then they will find it tough, the Hookers will try and run at them and beat them into submission. Will the Hookers be able to get that morale spiral going early? will the Teddies be able to stop the heavy running game? Yes and No are my prediciotns, therefore Hookers by 2 TD's
Keuka Blue Vs Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS
Dogs Vs Rabid Primates - The Dogs have to find players fast, other wise those Rabid Primate will go to town on them...assuming the Dogs don’t recruit heavily between now and game time this is going to be a massacre and a monkey massacre is not a pretty sight...Primates by 20+
FBU Heat Vs Tucson Reptiles
Firemen Vs Lizards - Cugal has some building(or recruiting) to if he hopes to fill out his roster in time for this one, other wise there will a competition between the Firemen and the Primates as to who can score the most points! Firemen by 20+
Dallas Djin Vs Dancoin Millionaires
GAME OF THE WEEK
Ghosts Vs Danish Penny Hoaders (DPH)
This is the toughest game to predict this week, both teams have agents who know their GLB2 and have other teams higher up the ladder. It’s a roll of the dice for me and will be decided by less than a TD...i'm guessing (because that’s all this is) that the scandinavians will sneak it...by a FG
Las Vegas Outlaws Vs Santa Monica Mayhem
LV Criminals Vs California Crazies
There will be 16 S*'s on show in this one and it would have been game of the week if it wasn’t for the recruitment/building issues The Crazies currently have...although I am sure iRockVans will have a full roster come game time he is still currently a little short. Both teams seem to be built for the pass, so this could be a shoot out and will depend on who can get to the QB first and most often, the key to passing in earyl Rookie is avoiding 2 things; a morale spiral and the inevitable ZEB spam your opponents will throw at you...who can do these things most effectively? at the time of writing the criminals have the most complete roster, so my prediction is the Criminals by 2 TD's.
Suicide Girls Vs Washington Warriors
Naked Girls with Tattoos Vs Skins alternative name - for a start this game was the most difficult to come up with the names of the teams...at least names that wouldn’t get me in trouble!!!
I'm guessing Fate will be looking to build the NGWT himself, which means he has some work to do as he only has 8 on board at the minute. The Skins are full of Internet warriors (see what I did there!?) own players and I imagine that they will be solidly built...if it was 2 full teams, with only 2 agents building the players I would go with the Skins, currently NGWT don’t have a full roster so it's Skins game by a bucket load!
Good luck to 11 of the 12 teams, here to an entertaining season!
