So today is the final day of the off-season and we will all receive our fixtures for season 7 tomorrow (I think!??).
I thought I would say hey, I am the owner and (almost) sole agent of the Phuket Nightwalkers, we started in season 5 and won the Hydra league before it was disbanded and we missed out on the playoffs prior to re-setting to Rookie to try and mend some of my stupid builds!
I have written week by week write ups for the last 2 seasons and plan on doing the same here, unless anybody else had planned to?
I thought the best way to get things started was a pre-season write up!
DISCLAIMER: These are written in a light hearted manner, no offense is intended
ALPHA
Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS
CoachViking looks to be building large portion of his roster himself including 3 of the 6 superstars on the roster.
With a S* offensive line and a S* HB it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that these Rabid primates are going to be running the ball a lot. Expect to see a lot of GL runs and a lot of the wonderful counter plays which have recently been nerfed (but they havent really).
Phuket Nightwalkers
The Hookers are my team and will maybe be swtiching their preference from a pass only team to a run heavy team with a S* HB and S* C. You probably wont see as many counter plays as you will from those Rabid Primates but you may still see some
Chicago Bears
At a guess the bears will have a decent offense but struggle to do anything at all on D…2 decent WR's a semi decent QB and a defence that will struggle all season? Am I thinking about the wrong bears!?
Oh Kidalb3rt has built all but his QB and it looks as though this will be a pass heavy team, so I hope b3rt is ready for beating ZEB he will likely see a lot of it this season!
Keuka Blue
Currently a full CPU roster, will need to fill the roster out to stand a chance in this tough ass Alpha division.
BETA
FBU Heat
The firemen are another single agent team and ytwins can certianly build a team. I would guess that they are going to be a fairly well balanced offense and will be there or there abouts in the tough Beta division.
Tuscon Reptiles
Cugel has built a few of his own players but will need to get building if he is planning on filling out the roster himself, or get recruiting if he isnt. Will probably struggle amongst the company in Beta.
Dallas Djin
The Ghosts are the first team to load up their S*'s mainly on D and will be tough to score on if they build them even nearly properly.
On offense they have a S* HB and a predominantly run blocking O-Line, so expect them to run a lot…which seems to be a trend amongst the teams in this league.
Dancoin Millionaires
A group of guys who have players together on teams higher up in the GLB2 structure will provide an excellent challenge to every team in the league. With 3 S* on D and 3 on O this will likely be a team who play hard on both sides of the ball. I know some of the agents on the team and if they build this run first team like they built a Pass first team 2 seasons ago they will be challenging in the playoffs come the end of the season!
GAMMA
Las vegas Outlaws
The dirty little criminals have 7 (SEVEN) S*'s, 4 on D and 3 on O, the agents here know their stuff and this will be a team to beat in Gamma. Looking at the line builds I would imagine this will be a balanced offense, although the 2 S* WR's would indicate the offense will lean towards the pass.
Santa Monica Mayhem
Another 7 S* roster which looks to be leaning towards the pass, although the lack of human built plays (only 16) will hinder them unless contracts are sorted fairly soon.
Suicide Girls
These girls look as though they will need to get the Gin and pills ready for the up coming season unless some serious recruiting done and VERY soon. These could be the seasons cupcake…
Washington Warriors
43 Ninjas!!! WOW, I'm unsure what the collective noun for a group of Ninja's would be!? but whatever it is this roster is one of them!
My assumption for the direction of the offense would have been the run, with 2 running QB's and a run block O-Line. However, having looked at the pre-season scrimmage (?) it could lean towards a more balanced Offense.
Gamma is the divison that needs the most work, although I would expect Santa Monica to fill their roster out, I worry about what will happen to the suicide girls.
I am not predicting anything here for a few reasons;
1. I don’t know what will happen with regards recruitment for the hand full of teams that need to!
2. I hate being wrong and making predictions now increases that chance.
3. It's Friday and I can't be bothered!
Here's to a good season, I hope we have an active forum as it makes the season go much faster!!
I thought I would say hey, I am the owner and (almost) sole agent of the Phuket Nightwalkers, we started in season 5 and won the Hydra league before it was disbanded and we missed out on the playoffs prior to re-setting to Rookie to try and mend some of my stupid builds!
I have written week by week write ups for the last 2 seasons and plan on doing the same here, unless anybody else had planned to?
I thought the best way to get things started was a pre-season write up!
DISCLAIMER: These are written in a light hearted manner, no offense is intended

ALPHA
Monmouth EVIL MONKEYS
CoachViking looks to be building large portion of his roster himself including 3 of the 6 superstars on the roster.
With a S* offensive line and a S* HB it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that these Rabid primates are going to be running the ball a lot. Expect to see a lot of GL runs and a lot of the wonderful counter plays which have recently been nerfed (but they havent really).
Phuket Nightwalkers
The Hookers are my team and will maybe be swtiching their preference from a pass only team to a run heavy team with a S* HB and S* C. You probably wont see as many counter plays as you will from those Rabid Primates but you may still see some

Chicago Bears
At a guess the bears will have a decent offense but struggle to do anything at all on D…2 decent WR's a semi decent QB and a defence that will struggle all season? Am I thinking about the wrong bears!?
Oh Kidalb3rt has built all but his QB and it looks as though this will be a pass heavy team, so I hope b3rt is ready for beating ZEB he will likely see a lot of it this season!
Keuka Blue
Currently a full CPU roster, will need to fill the roster out to stand a chance in this tough ass Alpha division.
BETA
FBU Heat
The firemen are another single agent team and ytwins can certianly build a team. I would guess that they are going to be a fairly well balanced offense and will be there or there abouts in the tough Beta division.
Tuscon Reptiles
Cugel has built a few of his own players but will need to get building if he is planning on filling out the roster himself, or get recruiting if he isnt. Will probably struggle amongst the company in Beta.
Dallas Djin
The Ghosts are the first team to load up their S*'s mainly on D and will be tough to score on if they build them even nearly properly.
On offense they have a S* HB and a predominantly run blocking O-Line, so expect them to run a lot…which seems to be a trend amongst the teams in this league.
Dancoin Millionaires
A group of guys who have players together on teams higher up in the GLB2 structure will provide an excellent challenge to every team in the league. With 3 S* on D and 3 on O this will likely be a team who play hard on both sides of the ball. I know some of the agents on the team and if they build this run first team like they built a Pass first team 2 seasons ago they will be challenging in the playoffs come the end of the season!
GAMMA
Las vegas Outlaws
The dirty little criminals have 7 (SEVEN) S*'s, 4 on D and 3 on O, the agents here know their stuff and this will be a team to beat in Gamma. Looking at the line builds I would imagine this will be a balanced offense, although the 2 S* WR's would indicate the offense will lean towards the pass.
Santa Monica Mayhem
Another 7 S* roster which looks to be leaning towards the pass, although the lack of human built plays (only 16) will hinder them unless contracts are sorted fairly soon.
Suicide Girls
These girls look as though they will need to get the Gin and pills ready for the up coming season unless some serious recruiting done and VERY soon. These could be the seasons cupcake…
Washington Warriors
43 Ninjas!!! WOW, I'm unsure what the collective noun for a group of Ninja's would be!? but whatever it is this roster is one of them!
My assumption for the direction of the offense would have been the run, with 2 running QB's and a run block O-Line. However, having looked at the pre-season scrimmage (?) it could lean towards a more balanced Offense.Gamma is the divison that needs the most work, although I would expect Santa Monica to fill their roster out, I worry about what will happen to the suicide girls.
I am not predicting anything here for a few reasons;
1. I don’t know what will happen with regards recruitment for the hand full of teams that need to!
2. I hate being wrong and making predictions now increases that chance.
3. It's Friday and I can't be bothered!
Here's to a good season, I hope we have an active forum as it makes the season go much faster!!




predictions are wrong and I can't count...I'm pleased that's out in the open early, it should lower any expectations! 






















