D3 released statements to media outlets mocking his this weeks matchup on his new team. Cairo plays a hurting Flames team that D3 utterly destroyed earlier this year and his composure for this upcoming game was less then friendly.
Heres a clip!
D3: They might as well elect D3 for president after tonights game cuz truth be told D3 will prolly break every rushing record ever imagined, thought up or created. Hell D3 is all about setting records lets review shall we.
The Offical D3 Check list
Rushing yards [In process of being Checked]
Rushing Td's [Check]
Yards per Carry [In process of being checked Checked]
Yards per Carry while drunk [Check]
Yards per carry while not trying [Check]
Most Electifing Highlight reels ever created [Check]
Most times blown while on the sideline during blowouts [Check]
D3: yadda yadda is there anything D3 ain't already done here? The gridiron messiah has done it all and tonight all of Africa should bow down to there daddy! Thats right Master D, Daddy Diggs, yours truely. I have put this god awful conference on the map I make all the girls panties around here all wet and then ship em out Fredex.
Diggler laughes
D3: Yea I know but hey who can beat the cheap ass shipping! anyways back to my point, tonight Cairo vs morocco. D3 vs well it doesn't matter who D3 plays cuz its always same result.
Arrive
Raise Hell
leave
D3: Then comes all the Digglermaniacs out there screaming Dirtys name calling for the God of Football to grace the media with his Godly presence. I'm truely a Deity like no other. I can't help it talent oozes out of me like the best part of freddie mitchell oozed down the crack of his moms ass.
Diggler chuckles
D3: And to all you that are D3phobic I have the answer to your illness.
Diggler grins
D3: Find the nearest mirror around you and take a good look at yourself. Then repeat after me!
D3: I AM SOMEBODY! I AM IMPORTANT AND IF I WORK HARD ANUFF AND BUY D3'S NEW WORKOUT VIDEO I CAN BE JUST LIKE HIM! I CAN TURN FROM ZERO TO HERO, GO FROM LOSERVILLE TO WINNERS CIRCLE IF I ONLY LISTEN TO THE DEITY KNOWN TO THE WORLD AS D3!
D3: Thats right kiddies buy Dirty Diggs new Workout video that will not only boost your self esteem it will turn you into a winner just like the gridiron messiah. Well maybe not all of you and the flames should not send off for the vid but yea most of you could learn a thing or to from THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN FOOTBALL ENTERTAINMENT!!
NOW PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!!!!!!
Heres a clip!
D3: They might as well elect D3 for president after tonights game cuz truth be told D3 will prolly break every rushing record ever imagined, thought up or created. Hell D3 is all about setting records lets review shall we.
The Offical D3 Check list
Rushing yards [In process of being Checked]
Rushing Td's [Check]
Yards per Carry [In process of being checked Checked]
Yards per Carry while drunk [Check]
Yards per carry while not trying [Check]
Most Electifing Highlight reels ever created [Check]
Most times blown while on the sideline during blowouts [Check]
D3: yadda yadda is there anything D3 ain't already done here? The gridiron messiah has done it all and tonight all of Africa should bow down to there daddy! Thats right Master D, Daddy Diggs, yours truely. I have put this god awful conference on the map I make all the girls panties around here all wet and then ship em out Fredex.
Diggler laughes
D3: Yea I know but hey who can beat the cheap ass shipping! anyways back to my point, tonight Cairo vs morocco. D3 vs well it doesn't matter who D3 plays cuz its always same result.
Arrive
Raise Hell
leave
D3: Then comes all the Digglermaniacs out there screaming Dirtys name calling for the God of Football to grace the media with his Godly presence. I'm truely a Deity like no other. I can't help it talent oozes out of me like the best part of freddie mitchell oozed down the crack of his moms ass.
Diggler chuckles
D3: And to all you that are D3phobic I have the answer to your illness.
Diggler grins
D3: Find the nearest mirror around you and take a good look at yourself. Then repeat after me!
D3: I AM SOMEBODY! I AM IMPORTANT AND IF I WORK HARD ANUFF AND BUY D3'S NEW WORKOUT VIDEO I CAN BE JUST LIKE HIM! I CAN TURN FROM ZERO TO HERO, GO FROM LOSERVILLE TO WINNERS CIRCLE IF I ONLY LISTEN TO THE DEITY KNOWN TO THE WORLD AS D3!
D3: Thats right kiddies buy Dirty Diggs new Workout video that will not only boost your self esteem it will turn you into a winner just like the gridiron messiah. Well maybe not all of you and the flames should not send off for the vid but yea most of you could learn a thing or to from THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN FOOTBALL ENTERTAINMENT!!
NOW PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!!!!!!
