Not my best effort but it is sunny, hot and the weekend. Gotta go coach and then off to a beach party so weak effort is better than no effort 
Wow!!! This conference has been super all year and of the playoff teams, only one has fewer than 3 losses meaning the playoffs should be allout war. Let's get to it.
Weapons of Mass Dotstruction 14-1
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: WoMD proved they are the alpha-male in the conference with a huge 44 to 7 smashing of the Bears. Dotstruction had a terrific defensive game that carried them as the offense was very good but not great. Glass City is the final team remaining and the DOTS have wrapped up first place so they are playing for nothing.
2. Stewart Ballers 12-3
EL 1406
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Ballers struggled to move the ball on a stingy Wasps defense and lost despite a late fourth quarter touchdown to make it close. The Ballers have 2nd place locked up anyways unless they throw the game against the Bum Pirates.
3. Svalbard Bears 12-3
EL 1413
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Bears kinda shit the bed against WoMD but also were smashed earlier in the year by the Ballers and rose from the ashes of that defeat to crush opponents. It appears the Bears offense is only average so the defense will need to dominate to emerge in the tight playoffs coming up. They have a gimme in their last game and will finish 3rd unless Ballers deliberately choke which won't happen.
4. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 11-4
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Wasps showed that they are capable of winning it all in the post season with a strong victory against the Ballers. The Wasps will finish 12-4 and are a dangerous team in the post season.
5. East Lawrence Eagles 11-4
EL 1395 few more boosts to go
Players: 55
UPDATE:The Eagles had a surprisingly strong season and will finish at 12-4. They started the season getting blown out by Warriors and Wasps but went 10-2 down the stretch to emerge as a contender and not pretender.
6. Glass City Thundercats 11-4
EL 1317
Players: 55
UPDATE: Glass City rebounded from a tough loss against the Eagles to comfortably beat up on Crackers 20 to 6. At 11-4, Glass City has a tough game left against WoMD (although there is little interest for Dotstruction in this game. Win this and their will likely be three teams tied at 12-4, which comes down to a tie-break that I am too lazy to look up. Lose it and almost certainly, City will be in 6th position.
7. Mayan Warriors 10-5
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Warriors have won 6 of their last 7 games to lock in the 7th seed. They beat up on the hapless Sioux 59 to 0 and have a gimme week 16 so will be locked into 11-5 and 7th seed.
8. Crackertown Oregon 8-7
EL 1398
Players: 50
UPDATE: The Crackers have unravelled over the last half of the season, going 2-5 in their past seven games. However they will finish 9-7 which will give them the 8th seed and they are capable of a 1st round upset if everything breaks the right way.
The rest of the teams are officially out of the playoff picture.
Wow!!! This conference has been super all year and of the playoff teams, only one has fewer than 3 losses meaning the playoffs should be allout war. Let's get to it.
Weapons of Mass Dotstruction 14-1
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: WoMD proved they are the alpha-male in the conference with a huge 44 to 7 smashing of the Bears. Dotstruction had a terrific defensive game that carried them as the offense was very good but not great. Glass City is the final team remaining and the DOTS have wrapped up first place so they are playing for nothing.
2. Stewart Ballers 12-3
EL 1406
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Ballers struggled to move the ball on a stingy Wasps defense and lost despite a late fourth quarter touchdown to make it close. The Ballers have 2nd place locked up anyways unless they throw the game against the Bum Pirates.
3. Svalbard Bears 12-3
EL 1413
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Bears kinda shit the bed against WoMD but also were smashed earlier in the year by the Ballers and rose from the ashes of that defeat to crush opponents. It appears the Bears offense is only average so the defense will need to dominate to emerge in the tight playoffs coming up. They have a gimme in their last game and will finish 3rd unless Ballers deliberately choke which won't happen.
4. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 11-4
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Wasps showed that they are capable of winning it all in the post season with a strong victory against the Ballers. The Wasps will finish 12-4 and are a dangerous team in the post season.
5. East Lawrence Eagles 11-4
EL 1395 few more boosts to go
Players: 55
UPDATE:The Eagles had a surprisingly strong season and will finish at 12-4. They started the season getting blown out by Warriors and Wasps but went 10-2 down the stretch to emerge as a contender and not pretender.
6. Glass City Thundercats 11-4
EL 1317
Players: 55
UPDATE: Glass City rebounded from a tough loss against the Eagles to comfortably beat up on Crackers 20 to 6. At 11-4, Glass City has a tough game left against WoMD (although there is little interest for Dotstruction in this game. Win this and their will likely be three teams tied at 12-4, which comes down to a tie-break that I am too lazy to look up. Lose it and almost certainly, City will be in 6th position.
7. Mayan Warriors 10-5
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Warriors have won 6 of their last 7 games to lock in the 7th seed. They beat up on the hapless Sioux 59 to 0 and have a gimme week 16 so will be locked into 11-5 and 7th seed.
8. Crackertown Oregon 8-7
EL 1398
Players: 50
UPDATE: The Crackers have unravelled over the last half of the season, going 2-5 in their past seven games. However they will finish 9-7 which will give them the 8th seed and they are capable of a 1st round upset if everything breaks the right way.
The rest of the teams are officially out of the playoff picture.
