This have been the most volatile season in recent memory. However Week 9 of the Adam's schedule is chock full of potential blowouts, and that means
It should be full of lopsided affairs. For those who love offensive juggernauts, it's probably a good idea to strap yourself in and bear witness to a few members on the O MVP list- make easy work of lackluster defenses.
"What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel we see is just us being push out of another vagina"-
(4-4) LaPaz Challengers vs (2-6) Winnipeg Wrath
Can we please slam the door on the Wrath dynasty? Or at least admit that it slammed a season ago without us noticing.
Winnipeg are a team that does too little, too late—and it's partially why they are 2-6 at present. The Challengers aren't the Challengers of yesteryears either, but the Wrath resemble their former selves less. A road contest in LaPaz isn't the place they'll turn things around.
Neither of these teams is very impressive, but LaPaz have some talent offensively. They rank in the better two 3rds of the league in racing with the pigskin on the ground and while they won’t dazzle, The Wraths have no pass rush or outside contain on defense, something QB Peter Venkman will readily exploit.
If the Challengers get a lead early, The Wrath will have zero chance to catch up.
(7-1) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs (0-8) Redmond's Imposters
The Cornhuskers have a bad taste in their mouths after last week's meltdown, How do you think HB Damen Benning felt last game week while he was gazing at his Nebraska's defense getting absolutely torched by QB im a virgin and the LUELinks LUEshis offense?
He was probably livid and with good reason: He rush for over 14 yards per carry, no tackle for loss or fumbles and 2 TD but the Owner refuses to give the real star of the team more touches. Vipermaw82 is definitely open to change, but oh boy at the same time he can be quite stubborn.
Nebraska hasn't really hammered an opponent since they played the Titans 3 games ago. Now, with the Imposters a.k.a "Pittsburgh Titans Jr." coming for a visit, look for the Cornhuskers to liquidate their opponent. Nebraska's too physical for a team that can't even best a defective cpu team.
HB Damen Benning will be ushering his fork and knife as all his vehement fans continue to chant Feed-The-Beast!!!
(5-3) Pawnee Goddesses vs (5-3) Rare Breed Rookies
Perhaps the most exciting showdown on the docket features two teams who will maw at each other throat for a victory
This game could go either way. The Goddesses defense has been blowing hot and cold, whereas their offense offers a true balance attack that cannot be easily duplicated. It hasn't been overly pretty, but Pawnee sits in its usual spot atop of their division.
Rare breed have an identical record- 3rd in their own division, run the league's truest Passing scheme statistically. I can argue this is how mild Alpha Division looks and when you're shooting the play-off picture in your head, you can see how much more this game means to the Rookies.
Rare Breed scare a lot of good teams, but they haven't quite been able to close the deal
Their defense is actually very solid against the run but the trade off is major issues stopping the pass
Even with saying all that, the Rookies have been scorching on a three game win streak and QB Blake Bortles is just starting to roll up his pants leg. While Pawnee hope to see some increased production from HB Beast Bailey, they are not nearly efficient enough to push the Monsters of the Rookies to the limits. They might make it interesting, but this is Rare Breed's game.
(3-5) Live Oak Eagles vs (6-2) LUELinks LUEshis
The Eagles have been shaky, and that’s bad news for a Live Oak's offense that is a shell of what they were last season.
Through eight games, things haven't gone exactly as planned. There are some good notes where WR Mandy Ross is a hell of a No. 1 reliable option for QB Torance Hatch in the passing lanes.
In the same breath, the Eagles just aren't executing.
Qb im a virgin is playing significantly out of his fucking mind- above all other seasons. The owner Duo is evolving into a riverboat gambler, and all his moves are coming up aces.
As a result, the Players on LUEshis are thinking playoffs.
But if LUELinks wants to be taken seriously as a true contender, it must dispose of the battered 3-5 Eagles.
This is the game where the LUELinks will reassure the league they're for real. There's no likelihood that Live Oak will be able to pass the ball on the ferocious LUEshis back four, and QB im a virgin should have little problem matriculating the ball down the field.
And when the clock hits triple zeroes, the LUELinks will have maintain their inside track for a wild-card spot and possibly even take a shot at the Division before it's all said and done.
(6-2) Gangsta Wit it' vs (2-6) Eastern European Alliance
Gangsta Wit it are living on that precipice where many of us aren't so sure they're the elite team their record suggests. A win against EEA would go a long way in bringing us over to the proverbial light.
Last week's loss at home against Pawnee dropped the Alliance to 2-5. I think that a Eastern loss is more than just one more setback in a disappointing campaign:
It's hard to imagine the European beating anyone right now, much less a still very consummated Gangsta team on the road. Eastern European have one of the worst total offenses and defenses in the league. Last I checked, that's not a recipe for success in Adams, even with a weapon like Johnny Football.
Staying competitive with the Gangsta Wit it on this day may proved that EEA have what it takes to be better than their record indicates. I keep waiting for the Ernest P. Worrell of old to make his ugly return, and against a very good but not great Pass defense, this may be the week.
But unless the Alliance correct the subject of their defense, QB Robo Jock could break every glimpse of ambition in the 2nd half. It won't be bad, but it'll be enough to drag EEA to 2-7 with their fourth straight loss.
(1-7) Pittsburgh Titans vs (7-1) Minnesota Stunners
The Stunners have won four consecutive games and look like their normal, dominant selves.
Picking the Minnesota right now is as easy as picking against the Titans.
The Titans are the latest sacrificial lambs for stat padding. This, simply, will get very ugly.
Minnesota Stunners aren't just going to blow out the Pittsburgh Titans. They're going to completely and utterly pulverize them. Put them in a rape choke hold and let HB Jimbo Jumpack (Hall of Fame top 25) finger bang the shit out of them.
Imagine you're a player on Pittsburgh. You're 1-7 and play for a computer controlled team who seems completely over-matched in this league. You squat helplessly and wait to play one of the best teams in all of GLB, and oh yeah, when you talk about the greatest teams in Goal line Blitz 2, it would be sacrilegious to not mention the Stunners in that conversation.
It should be full of lopsided affairs. For those who love offensive juggernauts, it's probably a good idea to strap yourself in and bear witness to a few members on the O MVP list- make easy work of lackluster defenses.
"What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel we see is just us being push out of another vagina"-
(4-4) LaPaz Challengers vs (2-6) Winnipeg Wrath
Can we please slam the door on the Wrath dynasty? Or at least admit that it slammed a season ago without us noticing.
Winnipeg are a team that does too little, too late—and it's partially why they are 2-6 at present. The Challengers aren't the Challengers of yesteryears either, but the Wrath resemble their former selves less. A road contest in LaPaz isn't the place they'll turn things around.
Neither of these teams is very impressive, but LaPaz have some talent offensively. They rank in the better two 3rds of the league in racing with the pigskin on the ground and while they won’t dazzle, The Wraths have no pass rush or outside contain on defense, something QB Peter Venkman will readily exploit.
If the Challengers get a lead early, The Wrath will have zero chance to catch up.
(7-1) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs (0-8) Redmond's Imposters
The Cornhuskers have a bad taste in their mouths after last week's meltdown, How do you think HB Damen Benning felt last game week while he was gazing at his Nebraska's defense getting absolutely torched by QB im a virgin and the LUELinks LUEshis offense?
He was probably livid and with good reason: He rush for over 14 yards per carry, no tackle for loss or fumbles and 2 TD but the Owner refuses to give the real star of the team more touches. Vipermaw82 is definitely open to change, but oh boy at the same time he can be quite stubborn.
Nebraska hasn't really hammered an opponent since they played the Titans 3 games ago. Now, with the Imposters a.k.a "Pittsburgh Titans Jr." coming for a visit, look for the Cornhuskers to liquidate their opponent. Nebraska's too physical for a team that can't even best a defective cpu team.
HB Damen Benning will be ushering his fork and knife as all his vehement fans continue to chant Feed-The-Beast!!!
(5-3) Pawnee Goddesses vs (5-3) Rare Breed Rookies
Perhaps the most exciting showdown on the docket features two teams who will maw at each other throat for a victory
This game could go either way. The Goddesses defense has been blowing hot and cold, whereas their offense offers a true balance attack that cannot be easily duplicated. It hasn't been overly pretty, but Pawnee sits in its usual spot atop of their division.
Rare breed have an identical record- 3rd in their own division, run the league's truest Passing scheme statistically. I can argue this is how mild Alpha Division looks and when you're shooting the play-off picture in your head, you can see how much more this game means to the Rookies.
Rare Breed scare a lot of good teams, but they haven't quite been able to close the deal
Their defense is actually very solid against the run but the trade off is major issues stopping the pass
Even with saying all that, the Rookies have been scorching on a three game win streak and QB Blake Bortles is just starting to roll up his pants leg. While Pawnee hope to see some increased production from HB Beast Bailey, they are not nearly efficient enough to push the Monsters of the Rookies to the limits. They might make it interesting, but this is Rare Breed's game.
(3-5) Live Oak Eagles vs (6-2) LUELinks LUEshis
The Eagles have been shaky, and that’s bad news for a Live Oak's offense that is a shell of what they were last season.
Through eight games, things haven't gone exactly as planned. There are some good notes where WR Mandy Ross is a hell of a No. 1 reliable option for QB Torance Hatch in the passing lanes.
In the same breath, the Eagles just aren't executing.
Qb im a virgin is playing significantly out of his fucking mind- above all other seasons. The owner Duo is evolving into a riverboat gambler, and all his moves are coming up aces.
As a result, the Players on LUEshis are thinking playoffs.
But if LUELinks wants to be taken seriously as a true contender, it must dispose of the battered 3-5 Eagles.
This is the game where the LUELinks will reassure the league they're for real. There's no likelihood that Live Oak will be able to pass the ball on the ferocious LUEshis back four, and QB im a virgin should have little problem matriculating the ball down the field.
And when the clock hits triple zeroes, the LUELinks will have maintain their inside track for a wild-card spot and possibly even take a shot at the Division before it's all said and done.
(6-2) Gangsta Wit it' vs (2-6) Eastern European Alliance
Gangsta Wit it are living on that precipice where many of us aren't so sure they're the elite team their record suggests. A win against EEA would go a long way in bringing us over to the proverbial light.
Last week's loss at home against Pawnee dropped the Alliance to 2-5. I think that a Eastern loss is more than just one more setback in a disappointing campaign:
It's hard to imagine the European beating anyone right now, much less a still very consummated Gangsta team on the road. Eastern European have one of the worst total offenses and defenses in the league. Last I checked, that's not a recipe for success in Adams, even with a weapon like Johnny Football.
Staying competitive with the Gangsta Wit it on this day may proved that EEA have what it takes to be better than their record indicates. I keep waiting for the Ernest P. Worrell of old to make his ugly return, and against a very good but not great Pass defense, this may be the week.
But unless the Alliance correct the subject of their defense, QB Robo Jock could break every glimpse of ambition in the 2nd half. It won't be bad, but it'll be enough to drag EEA to 2-7 with their fourth straight loss.
(1-7) Pittsburgh Titans vs (7-1) Minnesota Stunners
The Stunners have won four consecutive games and look like their normal, dominant selves.
Picking the Minnesota right now is as easy as picking against the Titans.
The Titans are the latest sacrificial lambs for stat padding. This, simply, will get very ugly.
Minnesota Stunners aren't just going to blow out the Pittsburgh Titans. They're going to completely and utterly pulverize them. Put them in a rape choke hold and let HB Jimbo Jumpack (Hall of Fame top 25) finger bang the shit out of them.
Imagine you're a player on Pittsburgh. You're 1-7 and play for a computer controlled team who seems completely over-matched in this league. You squat helplessly and wait to play one of the best teams in all of GLB, and oh yeah, when you talk about the greatest teams in Goal line Blitz 2, it would be sacrilegious to not mention the Stunners in that conversation.
