Wow, this is one crazy Mother Fucking Conference we are in. Just when you think you have it figured out, more silliness happens and now this Conference is pretty damn tight 1st through 10th. Gonna be a really fun finish in the last six games.
Weapons of Mass Dotstruction 9-1
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: OK, this just in... This league is getting fucking weirder and weirder and giving me fits trying to rank the teams. East Lawrence Eagles who lost by 28 to the Warriors and 29 to the Wasps knock off the Conference leading WoMD by a score of 20 to 18. The difference in the game was a 3rd quarter interception returned for a touchdown as both teams struggled to move the dotball. WoMD had a loss to give but with games against the Crackers and powerful Ballers squad, one loss could slip them out of the top position.
2. Stewart Ballers 9-1
EL 1406
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Ballers moved into a tie for first place at 9-1 and did so in impressive fashion with a huge 48 to 9 beatdown of the Crackers. The Ballers put up 500+ total yards of offense and cruised to a 34 to 3 halftime lead. It was never close and the Ballers look for real. Big game next week against the Warriors.
3. Svalbard Bears 8-2
EL 1413
Players: 55
UPDATE: Had an easy one this week and should beat up on Sioux next week.. At 8-2 this team still has a chance to run the table and finish 1st overall and appear certain to make the post season.
4. Glass City Thundercats 7-3
EL 1317
Players: 55
UPDATE: Glass City is on fire. Beat the Wasps this week to run the win streak to five games. Inside the narrow losses to the Bears and Ballers and it would be a nine game unbeaten streak. This team is in the thick of things in the Conference and should finish to worse than 11-5. City scored twice in the final 5 minutes to secure a big victory for the surging Cats
5. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 7-3
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: At 5-0 to begin the season, the Wasps were looking like a solid contender to the throne. They still are a great team with playoff implications but with 3 losses in the past 5 games and now at 7-3, it appears like the rest of the league has caught up. Glass City's strong rushing attack ran through and over the Wasps and now it is a real clusterfuck in this league from 4th to 10th.
6. East Lawrence Eagles 7-3
EL 1395 few more boosts to go
Players: 55
UPDATE: Huge back to back wins over the Crackers and WoMD have catapulted the once floundering Eagles into the championship picture. Looks like the Eagles will finish no worse than 11-5 although who knows in this crazy fucking conference.
7. Mayan Warriors 6-4
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: Back to back easy games comes to an end next week in a critical contest against the Bad Ass Ballers. If the Warriors want to be a true playoff contender this will be an important game for them. The Ballers will be coming hard though and it will be a hard fought game.
8. Crackertown Oregon 6-4
EL 1398
Players: 50
UPDATE: The Crackers squad have fallen on tough times, losing 4 of their last 6 games including the 48 to 9 embarrassment this week. Still have three very tough games and the hard to figure out Bum Pirates so The record could go from 8-8 to 12-4. The last four losses have seen them give up 180 points after holding the Warriors to just 10 points in week 3 it has all come crashing down to earth.
10. University North Dakota Fighting Sioux 4-6
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: In an absolutely shocking score this week, the Sioux likely saw their playoff dreams crash down hard with a 44 to 6 ass kicking by the Pirates. At 4-6 now they may have to run the table to make the playoffs and with games against Bears, Cats and Warriors still remaining that may prove to be a difficult task.
9. Margaritaville Rum Pirates 5-5
EL 1260
Players: 55
UPDATE: Huge win this week but with games coming up vs the Eagles, Crackers, WoMD and Ballers, this will be an uphill battle for the 5-5 Pirates. Still what an impressive 44 to 6 crushing of the Sioux today.
Weapons of Mass Dotstruction 9-1
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: OK, this just in... This league is getting fucking weirder and weirder and giving me fits trying to rank the teams. East Lawrence Eagles who lost by 28 to the Warriors and 29 to the Wasps knock off the Conference leading WoMD by a score of 20 to 18. The difference in the game was a 3rd quarter interception returned for a touchdown as both teams struggled to move the dotball. WoMD had a loss to give but with games against the Crackers and powerful Ballers squad, one loss could slip them out of the top position.
2. Stewart Ballers 9-1
EL 1406
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Ballers moved into a tie for first place at 9-1 and did so in impressive fashion with a huge 48 to 9 beatdown of the Crackers. The Ballers put up 500+ total yards of offense and cruised to a 34 to 3 halftime lead. It was never close and the Ballers look for real. Big game next week against the Warriors.
3. Svalbard Bears 8-2
EL 1413
Players: 55
UPDATE: Had an easy one this week and should beat up on Sioux next week.. At 8-2 this team still has a chance to run the table and finish 1st overall and appear certain to make the post season.
4. Glass City Thundercats 7-3
EL 1317
Players: 55
UPDATE: Glass City is on fire. Beat the Wasps this week to run the win streak to five games. Inside the narrow losses to the Bears and Ballers and it would be a nine game unbeaten streak. This team is in the thick of things in the Conference and should finish to worse than 11-5. City scored twice in the final 5 minutes to secure a big victory for the surging Cats
5. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 7-3
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: At 5-0 to begin the season, the Wasps were looking like a solid contender to the throne. They still are a great team with playoff implications but with 3 losses in the past 5 games and now at 7-3, it appears like the rest of the league has caught up. Glass City's strong rushing attack ran through and over the Wasps and now it is a real clusterfuck in this league from 4th to 10th.
6. East Lawrence Eagles 7-3
EL 1395 few more boosts to go
Players: 55
UPDATE: Huge back to back wins over the Crackers and WoMD have catapulted the once floundering Eagles into the championship picture. Looks like the Eagles will finish no worse than 11-5 although who knows in this crazy fucking conference.
7. Mayan Warriors 6-4
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: Back to back easy games comes to an end next week in a critical contest against the Bad Ass Ballers. If the Warriors want to be a true playoff contender this will be an important game for them. The Ballers will be coming hard though and it will be a hard fought game.
8. Crackertown Oregon 6-4
EL 1398
Players: 50
UPDATE: The Crackers squad have fallen on tough times, losing 4 of their last 6 games including the 48 to 9 embarrassment this week. Still have three very tough games and the hard to figure out Bum Pirates so The record could go from 8-8 to 12-4. The last four losses have seen them give up 180 points after holding the Warriors to just 10 points in week 3 it has all come crashing down to earth.
10. University North Dakota Fighting Sioux 4-6
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: In an absolutely shocking score this week, the Sioux likely saw their playoff dreams crash down hard with a 44 to 6 ass kicking by the Pirates. At 4-6 now they may have to run the table to make the playoffs and with games against Bears, Cats and Warriors still remaining that may prove to be a difficult task.
9. Margaritaville Rum Pirates 5-5
EL 1260
Players: 55
UPDATE: Huge win this week but with games coming up vs the Eagles, Crackers, WoMD and Ballers, this will be an uphill battle for the 5-5 Pirates. Still what an impressive 44 to 6 crushing of the Sioux today.
