I have included the ladder ranks this week after the 2nd set of ladder games…the more cynical amongst you will say that I have only done this so I can gloat that the Hoookers are currently sat at #1, the rest will be wrong 
Before anyone tells me they're wrong, they wasn’t at the time of writing, I have taken them from the teams page, not the ladder ranks page…and tough, I wrote it and I like it this way!
Houston Cuckholders Sad Man Vs Wesley Chapel Warriors
Cockholder Ladder Rank - 67
Showmen Ladder Rank - 5
Sorry Cockholders but I don’t give you a chance of stopping the Showmens rushing attack..even if it is a "blight on the game" it still works pretty well. This one is going to get uuuglllleeeey…WCW will pile up the points and the yards and Fury & Rage will continue to have a grip on the Offensive MVP race
Orlando Slugs Vs Oregon Bulldawgs
Slugs Ladder - 62
Bulldawgs Ladder - 61
Dogs Vs Slugs…this makes it sound more interesting than I think this will be. The Doggies owner is inactive and I feel for the S*'s they have on Defence…and the rest of the owners here…an inactive owner and no other co-ordinators to game plan…it doesn’t look good…but I still think they will beat the slugs…just.
Flawless Victory Vs Minnesota Golden Lizards
Flawed Ladder - 46
Blizards Ladder - 74
I will admit that I feel a little bit for Rufio, it cant be fun splashing out all of the flex for every player on your team and going 3-3 to start the season…it might be worth grabbing hold of a GM or two to help out and offer advice? I do think there will indeed be a flawless victory this week and the Blizards will be taken out in an electric fashion by raiden and co…
Roman Testudo Vs Maine Blue Jays
Test Tuibes Ladder - 26
Blue Gays Ladder - 80
The Blue gays are the (joint) lowest ranked team in Hydra and the Test Tubes are better than their 26 rank. This will be a one sided blood bath as S* Rich Gannon and his fleet of offensive S*'s will put up big numbers.
North Conway RiverMonsters Vs Phuket Nightwalkers
Fish Ladder - 80
Hookers Ladder - 1
The other team ranked at 80 go up against the current #1 (Joint) rookie team
However I don’t think that the Fish are as bad as that ladder rank makes out, they have only lost their 6 games by a combined 32-80 which in the scheme of GLB isnt terrible by any means. Although throughout the season they have shown a big weakness in stopping the passing game…which doesn’t bode well for them this week with Giaus and co. looking to put up some big numbers and keep their noses in the O MVP race with the two Showmen QB's. The hookers should take this, although not by the big numbers some of the other teams will manage this week.
Blitzkrieg Panthers Vs Oklahoma City Warriors
Panters Ladder - 16
Worriers Ladder - 43
The Panters have looked good since their week one implosion against the Fish and would be ranked higher if it wasn’t for that loss. Their other loss came in a ladder match against the Long island Knights who are an excellent team with some good coaches. I think the Panters will give the Test Tubes a run for their money in Beta. They will also win this game.
Thanks for reading folks
Before anyone tells me they're wrong, they wasn’t at the time of writing, I have taken them from the teams page, not the ladder ranks page…and tough, I wrote it and I like it this way!
Houston Cuckholders Sad Man Vs Wesley Chapel Warriors
Cockholder Ladder Rank - 67
Showmen Ladder Rank - 5
Sorry Cockholders but I don’t give you a chance of stopping the Showmens rushing attack..even if it is a "blight on the game" it still works pretty well. This one is going to get uuuglllleeeey…WCW will pile up the points and the yards and Fury & Rage will continue to have a grip on the Offensive MVP race
Orlando Slugs Vs Oregon Bulldawgs
Slugs Ladder - 62
Bulldawgs Ladder - 61
Dogs Vs Slugs…this makes it sound more interesting than I think this will be. The Doggies owner is inactive and I feel for the S*'s they have on Defence…and the rest of the owners here…an inactive owner and no other co-ordinators to game plan…it doesn’t look good…but I still think they will beat the slugs…just.
Flawless Victory Vs Minnesota Golden Lizards
Flawed Ladder - 46
Blizards Ladder - 74
I will admit that I feel a little bit for Rufio, it cant be fun splashing out all of the flex for every player on your team and going 3-3 to start the season…it might be worth grabbing hold of a GM or two to help out and offer advice? I do think there will indeed be a flawless victory this week and the Blizards will be taken out in an electric fashion by raiden and co…
Roman Testudo Vs Maine Blue Jays
Test Tuibes Ladder - 26
Blue Gays Ladder - 80
The Blue gays are the (joint) lowest ranked team in Hydra and the Test Tubes are better than their 26 rank. This will be a one sided blood bath as S* Rich Gannon and his fleet of offensive S*'s will put up big numbers.
North Conway RiverMonsters Vs Phuket Nightwalkers
Fish Ladder - 80
Hookers Ladder - 1
The other team ranked at 80 go up against the current #1 (Joint) rookie team
However I don’t think that the Fish are as bad as that ladder rank makes out, they have only lost their 6 games by a combined 32-80 which in the scheme of GLB isnt terrible by any means. Although throughout the season they have shown a big weakness in stopping the passing game…which doesn’t bode well for them this week with Giaus and co. looking to put up some big numbers and keep their noses in the O MVP race with the two Showmen QB's. The hookers should take this, although not by the big numbers some of the other teams will manage this week.
Blitzkrieg Panthers Vs Oklahoma City Warriors
Panters Ladder - 16
Worriers Ladder - 43
The Panters have looked good since their week one implosion against the Fish and would be ranked higher if it wasn’t for that loss. Their other loss came in a ladder match against the Long island Knights who are an excellent team with some good coaches. I think the Panters will give the Test Tubes a run for their money in Beta. They will also win this game.
Thanks for reading folks
