Sorry it is late. Weather is too damn nice to think GLB writeups...
1. Weapons of Mass Dotstruction 5-0
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: Rebounded from a near loss to the Warriors to crush a nothing squad. Huge game next against the also undefeated Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps. Whoever wins this game has a huge leg up in the battle for 1st overall and 16-0 is a strong possibility.
2. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 5-0
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: For the first time this season, the Wasps were at least kept honest in a game, beating Crackertown 49 to 30. In fact, the Crackers were actually up 23 to 7 at the half before completely unravelling. As said above, this week's game vs WoMD will go a long way in the battle for 1st
3. Stewart Ballers 4-1
EL 1406
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Ballers did NOT win impressively against Glass City but did pull out a 21 to 17 squeaker. A pair of easy games follow and this team will be 6-1 heading into a battle with the Eagles.
4. Crackertown Oregon 4-1
EL 1398
Players: 50
UPDATE: The Crackers had the Wasps on the ropes with a strong 23-7 first half dismantling of the Wasps. However in the 2nd half, it all crashed in a terrible 42 to 7 beatdown. That said, they did some good things int he game and keep their 4th overall ranking. They should win their next few games and be 7-1 heading into a back-to-back battle with the Ballers and WoMD
5. Svalbard Bears 4-1
EL 1413
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Bears crushed the shitty Membrane squad and have another 'bye' week before a huge game with the Warriors.
6. Mayan Warriors 2-3
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Warriors beat up on a jobber squad and now move on to the Bum Pirates, Bears and Glass City. None of those three games are gimmes and the Warriors could be sitting at 5-3 and looking good or 2-6 and flailing hard. Important stretch for the team that was a couple of plays away from being 4-1.
7. East Lawrence Eagles 3-2
EL 1395 few more boosts to go
Players: 55
UPDATE: Beat a nobody in week five and have 2 more winnable games in the next two weeks. Should be 5-2 heading into a killer three game stretch with Ballers, the Crackers and WoMD
8. Glass Tiger Thundercats 2-3
EL 1317
Players: 55 (inactive owner)
UPDATE: This team looks pretty strong considering the AWOL owner and agents. Keeping games close and could easily be 4-1 on the season. Two wins coming up puts them at 4-3 heading into battle with the Warriors.
9. Margaritaville Rum Pirates 2-3
EL 1260
Players: 55
UPDATE: Back to back gimmes have the team and 2-3 with an important clash with the Warriors coming up. Win that and this team jumps directly into the playoff picture. Lose it and they will be falling fast.
OUTSIDE LOOKING IN
9. University North Dakota Fighting Sioux 2-3
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: Took care of business against the GUT jobs but have not looked good in their three meaningful games. With Eagles, Crackers and WoMD coming up, looks like a 2-6 and falling out of it scenario.
GUT ALREADY
Evil Empire Innsmouth Infamous
CPU drivel
Wu Dang Cult of Killer Turtles
CPU drivel
Cult of Wu Dang
CPU drivel, part two
One Hit Wonders
EL 1354
Mostly CPU Drivel
Midwest Warbirds
EL 1264
Mostly CPU Drivel
Gridiron Gods
CPU drivel
Easy victories for the top ten teams. Nothing to see here.
1. Weapons of Mass Dotstruction 5-0
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: Rebounded from a near loss to the Warriors to crush a nothing squad. Huge game next against the also undefeated Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps. Whoever wins this game has a huge leg up in the battle for 1st overall and 16-0 is a strong possibility.
2. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 5-0
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: For the first time this season, the Wasps were at least kept honest in a game, beating Crackertown 49 to 30. In fact, the Crackers were actually up 23 to 7 at the half before completely unravelling. As said above, this week's game vs WoMD will go a long way in the battle for 1st
3. Stewart Ballers 4-1
EL 1406
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Ballers did NOT win impressively against Glass City but did pull out a 21 to 17 squeaker. A pair of easy games follow and this team will be 6-1 heading into a battle with the Eagles.
4. Crackertown Oregon 4-1
EL 1398
Players: 50
UPDATE: The Crackers had the Wasps on the ropes with a strong 23-7 first half dismantling of the Wasps. However in the 2nd half, it all crashed in a terrible 42 to 7 beatdown. That said, they did some good things int he game and keep their 4th overall ranking. They should win their next few games and be 7-1 heading into a back-to-back battle with the Ballers and WoMD
5. Svalbard Bears 4-1
EL 1413
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Bears crushed the shitty Membrane squad and have another 'bye' week before a huge game with the Warriors.
6. Mayan Warriors 2-3
EL 1440
Players: 55
UPDATE: The Warriors beat up on a jobber squad and now move on to the Bum Pirates, Bears and Glass City. None of those three games are gimmes and the Warriors could be sitting at 5-3 and looking good or 2-6 and flailing hard. Important stretch for the team that was a couple of plays away from being 4-1.
7. East Lawrence Eagles 3-2
EL 1395 few more boosts to go
Players: 55
UPDATE: Beat a nobody in week five and have 2 more winnable games in the next two weeks. Should be 5-2 heading into a killer three game stretch with Ballers, the Crackers and WoMD
8. Glass Tiger Thundercats 2-3
EL 1317
Players: 55 (inactive owner)
UPDATE: This team looks pretty strong considering the AWOL owner and agents. Keeping games close and could easily be 4-1 on the season. Two wins coming up puts them at 4-3 heading into battle with the Warriors.
9. Margaritaville Rum Pirates 2-3
EL 1260
Players: 55
UPDATE: Back to back gimmes have the team and 2-3 with an important clash with the Warriors coming up. Win that and this team jumps directly into the playoff picture. Lose it and they will be falling fast.
OUTSIDE LOOKING IN
9. University North Dakota Fighting Sioux 2-3
EL 1375
Players: 55
UPDATE: Took care of business against the GUT jobs but have not looked good in their three meaningful games. With Eagles, Crackers and WoMD coming up, looks like a 2-6 and falling out of it scenario.
GUT ALREADY
Evil Empire Innsmouth Infamous
CPU drivel
Wu Dang Cult of Killer Turtles
CPU drivel
Cult of Wu Dang
CPU drivel, part two
One Hit Wonders
EL 1354
Mostly CPU Drivel
Midwest Warbirds
EL 1264
Mostly CPU Drivel
Gridiron Gods
CPU drivel
Easy victories for the top ten teams. Nothing to see here.
