1. Weapons of Mass Dotstruction 2-0
EL 1440
Players: 55
Have everything they need to win the title in this league. Scary fucking team. Have two 'bye' games in a row before a big matchup with the Warriors in week four.
Week 2 update: same ol'
2. Svalbard Bears 2-0
EL 1413
Players: 55
The Bears are another rock solid team with no holes to speak of. Dominated their first game. The Bears will annihilate their week two opponent. In week three the matchup with the Ballers will be an interesting one.
Update: They won their week 2 game by 21. That wasn't the beatdown I expected but that is due to better play the Bum Pirates than I expected. I will leave the Bears at #2 for now but the Wasps are definitely breathing down #2's necks
3. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 2-0
EL 1375
Players: 55
This is NOT the Sea Wasps I thought I knew. This team is beastly. A top-four team last year, they have the dots and agents to roll all the way to a title this season. Have absolutely crushed their opponents this season including week one game. Their first interesting tilt is week four against the Eagles
UPDATE: Had their way with the Sioux and left their ass bleeding and torn in the middle of the field. The Wasps impress me more and more every day.
4. Mayan Warriors 1-1
EL 1440
Players: 55
Lost a heart breaker in overtime week one against a strong foe. 9 players were still unboosted to LVL79 which hurt a little. Still a team that expects to compete for title. The Warriors have four tough matchups in a row to start the season so they better get boosted up ASAP.
UPDATE: All but one player is now at LVL79 and it showed with an impressive 42 to 14 beatdown of a solid Eagles team. Tough schedule continues with the Crackers followed by WoMD
5. Stewart Ballers 1-1
EL 1406
Players: 55
Have all the dots needed to be a strong PRO team and compete for the title but had a lackluster effort week one and have fallen down the list. The Ballers will be 1-1 heading into a week three tilt with the Bears
UPDATE: Killed a scum team. Nothing new to add
6;East Lawrence Eagles 1-1
EL 1395 few more boosts to go
Players: 55
Ran over a mediocre team in week one but have a bigger test week two against the Warriors squad. Winning this will elevate their credibility going forward. Facing the Warriors and Wasps in first four weeks will raise them up or down the rankings.
UPDATE: Did a lot of good things against the Warriors but ultiimately were toppled 42 to 14. Huge week four game coming up for them to prove their worth against the Wasps.
7. Crackertown Oregon 2-0
EL 1398
Players: 50
Crackertown took care of a joke of a team in week one and have another 'bye' game week two before taking on the Warriors in week three. A team capable of upsetting some top teams.
UPDATE: 2 easy games to begin the season. First test as said is week three
8. Margaritaville Rum Pirates 0-2
EL 1260
Players: 55
The Marguarita Bum Pirates made me sit up and take notice with a respectable 31-10 loss to a strong Bears squad. Moved them up and Sioux down after the decent showing.
OUTSIDE LOOKING IN
9. University North Dakota Fighting Sioux 0-2
EL 1375
Players: 55
The Sioux look to be a step behind the other teams after an embarrassing shit kicking in week one. with the Wasps coming in week two it isn't looking any better for them.
UPDATE: Getting ass raped is one thing but 87-3 will drop you down the rankings in a hurry. Now you gotta prove your worth to climb back up
10. Glass Tiger Thundercats 1-1
EL 1317
Players: 55 (inactive owner)
These two teams have dots in place but have some major question marks in order to crack the top eight. More than likely, simply the best 9th and 10th teams in the weak second half of conference
UPDATE: Team Song... Don't Forget me when I'm GONE... Already forgotten... GUT ALREADY.
GUT ALREADY
Evil Empire Innsmouth Infamous
CPU drivel
Wu Dang Cult of Killer Turtles
CPU drivel
Cult of Wu Dang
CPU drivel, part two
One Hit Wonders
EL 1354
Mostly CPU Drivel
Midwest Warbirds
EL 1264
Mostly CPU Drivel
Gridiron Gods
CPU drivel
Easy victories for the top ten teams. Nothing to see here.
EL 1440
Players: 55
Have everything they need to win the title in this league. Scary fucking team. Have two 'bye' games in a row before a big matchup with the Warriors in week four.
Week 2 update: same ol'
2. Svalbard Bears 2-0
EL 1413
Players: 55
The Bears are another rock solid team with no holes to speak of. Dominated their first game. The Bears will annihilate their week two opponent. In week three the matchup with the Ballers will be an interesting one.
Update: They won their week 2 game by 21. That wasn't the beatdown I expected but that is due to better play the Bum Pirates than I expected. I will leave the Bears at #2 for now but the Wasps are definitely breathing down #2's necks
3. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps 2-0
EL 1375
Players: 55
This is NOT the Sea Wasps I thought I knew. This team is beastly. A top-four team last year, they have the dots and agents to roll all the way to a title this season. Have absolutely crushed their opponents this season including week one game. Their first interesting tilt is week four against the Eagles
UPDATE: Had their way with the Sioux and left their ass bleeding and torn in the middle of the field. The Wasps impress me more and more every day.
4. Mayan Warriors 1-1
EL 1440
Players: 55
Lost a heart breaker in overtime week one against a strong foe. 9 players were still unboosted to LVL79 which hurt a little. Still a team that expects to compete for title. The Warriors have four tough matchups in a row to start the season so they better get boosted up ASAP.
UPDATE: All but one player is now at LVL79 and it showed with an impressive 42 to 14 beatdown of a solid Eagles team. Tough schedule continues with the Crackers followed by WoMD
5. Stewart Ballers 1-1
EL 1406
Players: 55
Have all the dots needed to be a strong PRO team and compete for the title but had a lackluster effort week one and have fallen down the list. The Ballers will be 1-1 heading into a week three tilt with the Bears
UPDATE: Killed a scum team. Nothing new to add
6;East Lawrence Eagles 1-1
EL 1395 few more boosts to go
Players: 55
Ran over a mediocre team in week one but have a bigger test week two against the Warriors squad. Winning this will elevate their credibility going forward. Facing the Warriors and Wasps in first four weeks will raise them up or down the rankings.
UPDATE: Did a lot of good things against the Warriors but ultiimately were toppled 42 to 14. Huge week four game coming up for them to prove their worth against the Wasps.
7. Crackertown Oregon 2-0
EL 1398
Players: 50
Crackertown took care of a joke of a team in week one and have another 'bye' game week two before taking on the Warriors in week three. A team capable of upsetting some top teams.
UPDATE: 2 easy games to begin the season. First test as said is week three
8. Margaritaville Rum Pirates 0-2
EL 1260
Players: 55
The Marguarita Bum Pirates made me sit up and take notice with a respectable 31-10 loss to a strong Bears squad. Moved them up and Sioux down after the decent showing.
OUTSIDE LOOKING IN
9. University North Dakota Fighting Sioux 0-2
EL 1375
Players: 55
The Sioux look to be a step behind the other teams after an embarrassing shit kicking in week one. with the Wasps coming in week two it isn't looking any better for them.
UPDATE: Getting ass raped is one thing but 87-3 will drop you down the rankings in a hurry. Now you gotta prove your worth to climb back up
10. Glass Tiger Thundercats 1-1
EL 1317
Players: 55 (inactive owner)
These two teams have dots in place but have some major question marks in order to crack the top eight. More than likely, simply the best 9th and 10th teams in the weak second half of conference
UPDATE: Team Song... Don't Forget me when I'm GONE... Already forgotten... GUT ALREADY.
GUT ALREADY
Evil Empire Innsmouth Infamous
CPU drivel
Wu Dang Cult of Killer Turtles
CPU drivel
Cult of Wu Dang
CPU drivel, part two
One Hit Wonders
EL 1354
Mostly CPU Drivel
Midwest Warbirds
EL 1264
Mostly CPU Drivel
Gridiron Gods
CPU drivel
Easy victories for the top ten teams. Nothing to see here.
Edited by SmithsterSmitty on Jul 6, 2014 10:41:08
10 - 6 to 6 - 10 is the range of our record this season. Bring on S43 ALREADY!! 
Thank you!
