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WiSeIVIaN
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As the new OC of the Arkansas Razerbacks: http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1407

I would like to formally apologize to the 16 DC's we play against this season. Having seen this offensive roster, I feel like I'm allowed to use lazer weapons and the "pre-crime" (tm) from the hit movie Minority Report, and you guys just get to use sticks and rocks.

The Razerbacks will have the #1 offense in WELP and we will be going 20-0 if I am not the worst OC on the planet.

So ya...don't blame their DC's, it's not their fault they can't throw a rock at a nuclear weapon to stop the nuke.

Also I'm glad to meet most of you. Normally I hang out in NAPL and very occasionally WL, but it's nice to meet some new faces. I am very humble, which you will learn to appreciate about me in the next 56 days.
 
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Just let jlrocks' Qb's Run and throw the ball. You really need nothing more. I have never seen one agent make nonstop superior QBs.
 
HydrOshocK
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lol love the confidence. See you in the title game.
 
Rocky Redskin
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We are going to bash you back to the rookie league whining like a little bitch when our defense runs over and through your sorry ass offensive cheerleading squad of soon to be rage quitting hacks.
 
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LOVE THE NEWBIES TALKING SMACK. 10 - 6, Tops this season. Quote me after the season!
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Rocky Redskin
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Wise and the Razerbacks may be a tough game but idk. I am surprized they let you rename them from Razorbacks to Razerbacks. Either way WoMD will be glad to see you in the title game. We are still in shock of still being here.
 
WiSeIVIaN
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Originally posted by SmithsterSmitty
We are going to bash you back to the rookie league whining like a little bitch when our defense runs over and through your sorry ass offensive cheerleading squad of soon to be rage quitting hacks.


I don't cheerlead imo.
 
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Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN
As the new OC of the Arkansas Razerbacks: http://glb.warriorgeneral.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1407

I would like to formally apologize to the 16 DC's we play against this season. Having seen this offensive roster, I feel like I'm allowed to use lazer weapons and the "pre-crime" (tm) from the hit movie Minority Report, and you guys just get to use sticks and rocks.

The Razerbacks will have the #1 offense in WELP and we will be going 20-0 if I am not the worst OC on the planet.

So ya...don't blame their DC's, it's not their fault they can't throw a rock at a nuclear weapon to stop the nuke.

Also I'm glad to meet most of you. Normally I hang out in NAPL and very occasionally WL, but it's nice to meet some new faces. I am very humble, which you will learn to appreciate about me in the next 56 days.


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I don't care what our record is in LOL regular season... We will make the playoffs, and we will steamroll over each and everyone of you. Better bring your A game cause you are going to need it
 
WiSeIVIaN
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Originally posted by SmithsterSmitty
I don't care what our record is in LOL regular season... We will make the playoffs, and we will steamroll over each and everyone of you. Better bring your A game cause you are going to need it


I can afk this O to 16-0, so I appologize if a team that goes 9-7 doesn't scare me come playoff time. Honestly us winning games isn't a testiment to my OCing, but rather this is my "free #1 offense and gold trophy" team. I just got to not shit the bed and we'll be all set.

 
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Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN
I can afk this O to 16-0, so I appologize if a team that goes 9-7 doesn't scare me come playoff time. Honestly us winning games isn't a testiment to my OCing, but rather this is my "free #1 offense and gold trophy" team. I just got to not shit the bed and we'll be all set.



Last time up we went 16-0 in SA PRO before suffering a heart breaking loss to Swampdogs???... That was with half a roster of questionable dots... This time our offense is going to carve up you wannabes and my defense only has to be decent to crush your sorry ass PRO squads.

My defense however will be much, MUCH better than decent and you will likely rage quit by game five.
 
cubsluver22
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Originally posted by SmithsterSmitty
Last time up we went 16-0 in SA PRO before suffering a heart breaking loss to Swampdogs???... That was with half a roster of questionable dots... This time our offense is going to carve up you wannabes and my defense only has to be decent to crush your sorry ass PRO squads.

My defense however will be much, MUCH better than decent and you will likely rage quit by game five.


Hydro isn't carving up shit, he's gonna run gorilla biscuits 70% of the time and hope like hell that's enough.
 
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Originally posted by cubsluver22
Hydro isn't carving up shit, he's gonna run gorilla biscuits 70% of the time and hope like hell that's enough.


He should have run him 76% of the time and let your receiver hold the extra points after Gorilla scored
 
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