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#1 The Boogie Men vs #87 Journeyman Team
The Boogie Men have been kicking ass and taking names in their last 5 games. The point differential is ridiculous and they have earned their way to the #1 spot. What is their reward? A journeyman team. This is really messed up. Run GLB held down the #1 spot for quite a while and they didn't lose that spot until a rookie team took them down. It's kind of ridiculous that the The Boogie Men will probably lose that spot due to facing a team that is 3 tiers higher. Maybe they can cheese their way to some points and defy the odds, but I don't see it happening. The Boogie Men lose 14-35

#2 Run GLB vs #4 Doinitin Djibouti 2.0
Run GLB made a tactical mistake in their last league game and fell to #2 in the rookie rankings. Nonetheless they have proven themselves to be a very strong team offensively and defensively. I fully expect them to bring their "A" game in this one. The challenger is DD 2.0, who sport one of the best defenses across all rookie leagues. They have proven that they can stop any kind of attack you send their way. It's a classic battle of one of the best offenses going against one of the best defenses. I pick defense. DD2.0 wins 13-7

#3 Syndicate Bayou Bengals vs #7 I've Never Had Sex
Syndicate seems to have hit their stride as they are riding a 7 game winning streak and continue to rise to the top of the ladder. They sport a strong running game and a suffocating defense that has not allowed more than 7 points during their winning streak. They will get to face the Virgins, who are fresh off of taking down the #1 team in rookie. The Virgins are a streaky team, they won 9 in a row, then lost 2 in a row, then followed that up by beating 2 top teams in a row. It's hard to figure these guys out, but you can never take them lightly, because they have proven that they can beat anyone. This is a really tough one to call, but I am going to pick Syndicate in a close one. Syndicate Bayou Bengals win 17-14

#5 C O N V I C T E D
vs #9 New Jersey Surge
Convicted took a tough loss to Run GLB in their last ladder game after the wrong playbook was used, but they took that out on their league opponent by throttling them 45-0. Convicted brings in an offense that favors the run, but unlike most running teams at this level they have also shown the ability to pass the ball effectively. I still think the strength of the team lies in their defense which has more shutouts than it has games with points allowed. The New Jersey Surge got blown out in their last ladder game, but won their league game to stay in the top 10. They have a quality team, but they will need a lot to go right in this game to pick up the win. I can see the morale death spiral taking this from a normal win to a blowout. Convicted wins 34-7

#6 Men Who Herd Cats
vs #11 Denver Nightmares
This will be a fun matchup of 2 passing teams trying to air it out against each other. After climbing almost to the very top of the rookie ladder, the Cat Herders have lost 3 of their last 4 ladder games. The Denver Nightmares are a team I am quite familiar with. They started off the season kind of rough, but have won 7 of their last 8 games and are right on the fringe of the top 10. This will be a big test for them. Here's an interesting stat about the Cat Herders: When they score more than 3 points they are 14-0. I'm banking on them scoring more than 3. Men Who Herd Cats win 24-10

#8 Torchwood Institute
vs #88 Journeyman Team
Torchwood is riding an 8 game winning streak and now that streak is in jeopardy due to them getting a tough draw. The journeyman team they are facing has already taken down rookie teams 4 times this season. The closest any of those rookie teams got was 47 points. Torchwood will be another victim of a flawed system. Torchwood loses 51-7

#10 Dublin Wolfhounds
vs #14 New York Gangsters
Dublin and their potent passing attack is fresh off of kicking my teams ass. They have picked up a lot of quality victories this season. After losing their previous 2 ladder games the New York Gangsters still find themselves against a top 10 opponent. They have a lot of victories, but none of them have came against a team as good as Dublin. Dublin wins 27-7

 
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Originally posted by rob4121983
#6 Men Who Herd Cats vs #11 Denver Nightmares
This will be a fun matchup of 2 passing teams trying to air it out against each other. After climbing almost to the very top of the rookie ladder, the Cat Herders have lost 3 of their last 4 ladder games. The Denver Nightmares are a team I am quite familiar with. They started off the season kind of rough, but have won 7 of their last 8 games and are right on the fringe of the top 10. This will be a big test for them. Here's an interesting stat about the Cat Herders: When they score more than 3 points they are 14-0. I'm banking on them scoring more than 3. Men Who Herd Cats win 24-10


A better way to put that factoid:

When the Cat Herder OC actually sets a gameplan, the Cat Herders are 14-0.

And no, this isn't "ZOMG SCOUT O". I suspect the scout O gameplan would actually score points.

This is the hysterical (seriously. it kills me) fact that the OC has thought he has set his gameplan only to find out after the fact that he set...well...something else.



Edited by Xavori on Jun 12, 2014 01:34:44
 
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Originally posted by Xavori
A better way to put that factoid:
blah blah blah who really gives a fucking shit?



 
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Originally posted by bhall43
Originally posted by Xavori

A better way to put that factoid:
blah blah blah who really gives a fucking shit?





Drunk much?
 
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im jk rob. You keep doing what you are doing and don't let these knuckleheads sway you with their bullshit in any way.
 
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Originally posted by rob4121983
Drunk much?


Yes no doubt on that.
 
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Originally posted by bhall43
im jk rob. You keep doing what you are doing and don't let these knuckleheads sway you with their bullshit in any way.


Haha all good man.
 
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Originally posted by bhall43
Yes no doubt on that.


Yeah I've made my fair share of drunk posts......like this one.
 
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Fun story: Went out with a girl last week and fucked her. This week went out with a different girl and apparently her mother has fucked this girls dad or whatever. So I am bored of the whole thing and go outside and smoke. The mother of the other girl comes out and starts bitching about it and next thing we know we are having a convo... Long story short I fucked the girls mother that I fucked last week. Now both girls are pissed. Well played me.
 
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I love feeling like the hillbilly in GLB sometimes.
 
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So much for the rookie talk
Edited by rob4121983 on Jun 12, 2014 02:12:37
Edited by rob4121983 on Jun 12, 2014 02:11:54
 
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Originally posted by bhall43
Fun story: Went out with a girl last week and fucked her. This week went out with a different girl and apparently her mother has fucked this girls dad or whatever. So I am bored of the whole thing and go outside and smoke. The mother of the other girl comes out and starts bitching about it and next thing we know we are having a convo... Long story short I fucked the girls mother that I fucked last week. Now both girls are pissed. Well played me.


As long as their combined weight wasn't over 350 lbs I'll give you props.. even then though, still, well played no doubt.. well played.

Until confirmation, everybody else should get on my level:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10003029_10203488549478901_1767739204_n.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1club2_zps65c39267.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1club_zps18183e86.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1wanted2_zpsb81d9ceb.png
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1deleter-4.jpg


Yeah, I'm tappin this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10173571_10203999173804190_5811824492179673106_n.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/111k18222.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/111k18.jpg


Yes, I'm bragging
Edited by Rambo on Jun 12, 2014 03:02:32
 
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Originally posted by Rambo
As long as their combined weight wasn't over 350 lbs I'll give you props.. even then though, still, well played no doubt.. well played.

Until confirmation, everybody else should get on my level:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10003029_10203488549478901_1767739204_n.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1club2_zps65c39267.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1club_zps18183e86.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1wanted2_zpsb81d9ceb.png
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1deleter-4.jpg


Yeah, I'm tappin this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10173571_10203999173804190_5811824492179673106_n.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/111k18222.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/111k18.jpg


Yes, I'm bragging


my assumption is that you have lots of money ;-)
 
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Originally posted by Rambo
As long as their combined weight wasn't over 350 lbs I'll give you props.. even then though, still, well played no doubt.. well played.

Until confirmation, everybody else should get on my level:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10003029_10203488549478901_1767739204_n.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1club2_zps65c39267.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1club_zps18183e86.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1wanted2_zpsb81d9ceb.png
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/1deleter-4.jpg


Yeah, I'm tappin this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10173571_10203999173804190_5811824492179673106_n.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/111k18222.jpg
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/111k18.jpg


Yes, I'm bragging


WAY too skinny, introduce her to a hamburger.
 
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Isotopes are going down!
 
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