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Still too lazy to do the match records because I have a big game against journyman Seattle to coordinate. I did provide some fun write up for teams that I have covered multiple times recently. If you can guess what the common theme behind the Hawaii, Harrisonburg, and Andes match ups is Ill meantion you next ladder write up in a fun way.

#1 The Salty Runback vs #3 Lost Lounge http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/398/482
Once again Salty vs Harrison... wait a minute you mean we get to see Salty play someone else? Finally a new matchup this season, unfortunately I'm pretty sure I know the winner. Sure Lost Lounge has a great offense but Satly has held another great offense in Harrisonburg. The real weak point though is their defense but then again they proved me wrong twice with good wins vs Hawaii and Atlantic City but I don't know if they can pull it off a third time. I think salty will be able to expose xav's overzealous blitz defense and his favorite play mid overload.

Salty avoids the morale spiral to play harrisonburg next ladder match: 27-21 Salty

#2 Harrisonburg Bulldogs vs #38 (journeyman) Memphis Maniax http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/373/286

Ouch this is gunna hurt. Can Tdiddy overcome the dreaded Lord Stat Advantage or will this vile villain of villainy defeat our brave hero and his sidekick "The Dream"? Tune in tomorrow to find out!

*In 90s cartoon narrator voice* Once again our hero saves the day: 21-20 Harrisonburg

#4Hawaii Bulls vs #5 Atlantic City Hookers http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/161/327

Now, this is a story all about how dvdfge2's life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute. Just sit right there
I'll tell you how Storm Tarus became the prince of a town called Atlantic City. In west Hawaii born and raised, on the gridiron was where he spent most of his days chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all scoring some touchdowns outside of the school. When a couple of hookers who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood He palyed in one little game and the hookers got scared. They said 'We're movin' with our antie Hax and uncle Cobb in Atlantic City'. They begged and pleaded with Storm day after day but he packed his suit case and went on his way to sit on his throne as the Prince of Atlantic City.

Hawaii has Atlantic's number: 28-21 Bulls

#6 Darkside Vase Breakers vs #10 Erie Swarm http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/586/374

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/50560396.jpg
But seriously I dont think Darkside will underestimate Erie again and despite how good Erie is they cant handle Darkside yet

My image turns out true: 35-14 Darkside

#7 Air Raid vs #9 Louisiana Screaming Pelicans http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/492/407

Poor Pelicans have had a rough stretch losing 4 of their last 6 and worst of all they face a really good Air Raid team looking to avenge the loss last ladder. Can they turn it around? Maybe but not against Air Raid

Fried Bird anyone?: 41-21 Air Raid

#8 Andes Chinchillas vs Cobra Kai http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/377/597

No more Scout offense for Andes as I am assuming direct control of making sure something gets put it. Cobra kia is a team I haven't seen yet but they have won some pretty good matches and seem to be one of those teams that just find ways to win. Their defense is one of the worst in their league but they run a powerful high octane offense. This will be fun to watch.

Andes leaves Cobra Commander saying http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/50560563.jpg : 34-30 Andes
Edited by USC_Trojans on Jun 6, 2014 23:52:44
 
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Originally posted by USC_Trojans
#1 The Salty Runback vs #3 Lost Lounge http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/398/482
Once again Salty vs Harrison... wait a minute you mean we get to see Salty play someone else? Finally a new matchup this season, unfortunately I'm pretty sure I know the winner. Sure Lost Lounge has a great offense but Satly has held another great offense in Harrisonburg. The real weak point though is their defense but then again they proved me wrong twice with good wins vs Hawaii and Atlantic City but I don't know if they can pull it off a third time. I think salty will be able to expose xav's overzealous blitz defense and his favorite play mid overload.

Salty avoids the morale spiral to play harrisonburg next ladder match: 27-21 Salty


Don't get me wrong, I like Middle Overload. I like the whole risk-reward thing the play has going on. The risk is that if a WR breaks a tackle, he's gone. The reward is that 9,8,7 v 5 pass rushes work pretty well, and the play adjusts semi-decently to the number of WR's.

But it's not my favorite.

I actually have two favorites that at first glance look like twins, Dime 3-2-6 Zero Blitz and Quarter Over Smoke. I mean, what guy hasn't dreamed of making it with twins. And Over Smoke looks hot, but it has that broken history and childhood that's made it something of a psycho chick, and as everyone in the Lounge will confirm, psycho chicks are my one true vice.
 
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Originally posted by Xavori
Don't get me wrong, I like Middle Overload. I like the whole risk-reward thing the play has going on. The risk is that if a WR breaks a tackle, he's gone. The reward is that 9,8,7 v 5 pass rushes work pretty well, and the play adjusts semi-decently to the number of WR's.

But it's not my favorite.

I actually have two favorites that at first glance look like twins, Dime 3-2-6 Zero Blitz and Quarter Over Smoke. I mean, what guy hasn't dreamed of making it with twins. And Over Smoke looks hot, but it has that broken history and childhood that's made it something of a psycho chick, and as everyone in the Lounge will confirm, psycho chicks are my one true vice.


The mid overload is more satire than serious
 
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Originally posted by Xavori
Don't get me wrong, I like Middle Overload. I like the whole risk-reward thing the play has going on. The risk is that if a WR breaks a tackle, he's gone. The reward is that 9,8,7 v 5 pass rushes work pretty well, and the play adjusts semi-decently to the number of WR's.

But it's not my favorite.

I actually have two favorites that at first glance look like twins, Dime 3-2-6 Zero Blitz and Quarter Over Smoke. I mean, what guy hasn't dreamed of making it with twins. And Over Smoke looks hot, but it has that broken history and childhood that's made it something of a psycho chick, and as everyone in the Lounge will confirm, psycho chicks are my one true vice.


Twin psycho chicks ...I'd like to blitz their zeros...or overload their middles?
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Originally posted by DeeVee8
Twin psycho chicks ...I'd like to blitz their zeros...or overload their middles?


You really haven't lived until a chick you broke up with more than a week in the past calls you up screaming that she's going to hunt you down and kill you.

Not that I was worried. The whole reason I broke up with her was that she never kept any of her promises...
 
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Originally posted by Xavori
You really haven't lived until a chick you broke up with more than a week in the past calls you up screaming that she's going to hunt you down and kill you.

Not that I was worried. The whole reason I broke up with her was that she never kept any of her promises...


I hate it when they promise you some head and then suddenly they notice in bed that they are soooo tired. I would have broke up as well
 
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Originally posted by USC_Trojans
Their defense is one of the worst in their league but they run a powerful high octane offense. This will be fun to watch.


Sums us up quite well, lol. Nice write up
 
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Wonderful write-up! :-)

No way we'd underestimate the swarm, we've played them several hundred times. I tried something new today, in fact. We were lucky to win :-)

 
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GG Andes, I'm surprised my middle overload mistakes on 4 WR plays didn't hurt us more than it should have.
Edited by tezed on Jun 7, 2014 10:22:34
 
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Originally posted by tezed
GG Andes, I'm surprised my middle overload mistakes on 4 WR plays didn't hurt us more than it should have.


Scout O.
 
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Disclaimer before we play Louisiana, adders out of pocket this weekend. I'm taking a stab at defense for a couple games
 
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Originally posted by tezed
GG Andes, I'm surprised my middle overload mistakes on 4 WR plays didn't hurt us more than it should have.

Gg, first time I have seen Clem get negative yards ever.
Edited by USC_Trojans on Jun 7, 2014 13:50:05
Edited by USC_Trojans on Jun 7, 2014 13:49:12
 
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Originally posted by sieg76
Scout O.


Totally. Actually I have to see what went wrong that game but it was a legit offense.
 
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Originally posted by Galithor
Disclaimer before we play Louisiana, adders out of pocket this weekend. I'm taking a stab at defense for a couple games


aaaand it worked out. I need to work on our depth charts, we're a little unbalanced on play counts.
 
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And the Lounge got its butt whupped by Salty. 34-3. Xavori can't stop the pass. ; )
 
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