Warrior General Games

"Take GLB 2 with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."-



(2-0) LaPaz Challengers vs (2-0) Holy Guacamole

This week we get to settle the score for King of Alpha Division. While QB Peter Venkman leads the league in total offense, he is not given any respect due to their chicken shit spam QB goal line runs. Meanwhile Holy is equipped with the 2nd best rushing defense paired with duel juggernauts they call half backs in Dante Gale a.k.a Thunder and Lighting Henry Gizmo Williams. I am encouraging Holy to screw them good. Fuck em all, even the the ones who claim to be celibate.



(0-2) Canton Bulldogs vs (0-2) DA BORG!

Canton defense and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changes regularly, and for the same reason. Da Borg have struggled into uncharted waters as they have never lose back to back games until this season- This is a must win to avoid any excess of salt being thrown on the wound.




(2-0) Eastern European Alliance vs (2-0) Minnesota Stunners

The stunners brought dozens of flowers to bury QB Ernest P. Worrell and his favorite Target WR Johnny Football. HB Jimbo Jumpback have and will always continue to be a problem for the Alliance. There is just not another team starving for a championship like Minnesota. I understand Eastern are hungry as well to keep their streak going, but we enjoy keeping all our opponents on a real strict diet.




(0-2) Redmond’s Imposter vs (0-2) LueLinks Lueshis

The Imposters just don’t make any sense. It’s like taking a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time and hoping for the best. The team lacks direction mainly due to a clueless owner. With cross division match-ups right around the corner, the time is now for LueLinks to get their shit together and prove they belong in this league.



(1-1) Gangsta Wit it vs (1-1) Winnipeg Wrath

Gangsta feeling real good about themselves earning their first victory. Talking all that Gangsta shit really don't impress me, doing some gangsta shit like bringing back the head of QB Straight Cash Homie.... then I'll be impress. Winnipeg Wrath suffered their first defeat of the season but it wasn’t so much the lose that hurt as much as it was realizing that they'll finish 2nd once again in Gamma division even with an entire new group of teams. The two clubs are very well balance on both sides of the ball so this has the makings of a classic rivalry. The Wrath will remind Gangsta Wit it their true place and to keep their cum dumpster shut when groan folks are speaking.



(0-2) Montreal Blue Knights vs (2-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers

Everyone selling Play-off Dreams, I guess the Blue Knights are too cheap to buy one. HB Ahman Green* is the poster boy for hard running and sensational Play making abilities. Nebraska twice as strong, stock with an explosive offense, relentless stingy defense and are too confident to even be remotely threaten by Montreal. Blow-out victory on behalf of the Cornhuskers. Hey Blue Knights, don't trust vipermaw82 if he ask you "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

I'm not respectful enough to give them the opportunity to smell it first, and i dont need chloroform. I had the hooker i paid for youy last night just grab one of your dirty undergarments i figure that should do the trick.

You were supposed to leave luelinks out

This part really made me laugh: " It’s like taking a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time and hoping for the best."

Nice write up

Originally posted by TxSteve
This part really made me laugh: " It’s like taking a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time and hoping for the best."

how does that get me a downvote?? that is a funny line!

Originally posted by TxSteve
how does that get me a downvote?? that is a funny line!


you'd think itd have the decency to tell you who downvoted you lol

Originally posted by vipermaw82
you'd think itd have the decency to tell you who downvoted you lol

Most likely someone from that team of 13 year olds.

Originally posted by Maddencoach
"Take GLB 2 with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."-

(2-0) Eastern European Alliance vs (2-0) Minnesota Stunners

The stunners brought dozens of flowers to bury QB Ernest P. Worrell and his favorite Target WR Johnny Football. HB Jimbo Jumpback have and will always continue to be a problem for the Alliance. There is just not another team starving for a championship like Minnesota. I understand Eastern are hungry as well to keep their streak going, but we enjoy keeping all our opponents on a real strict diet.


Ya, not sure there is much we can do to stop the penetration that is going to happen on the 'morrow.

GG Gangsta - looks like you lost the battle of the shitty offenses.

Originally posted by Otega
Ya, not sure there is much we can do to stop the penetration that is going to happen on the 'morrow.

GG Otega.

Might have been a different outcome (honestly) if you guys could have caught even a single pass in the 1st qtr...what is up with that?? talk about creating your own morale death spiral!

Originally posted by TxSteve
GG Otega.

Might have been a different outcome (honestly) if you guys could have caught even a single pass in the 1st qtr...what is up with that?? talk about creating your own morale death spiral!


You try to be way too nice about it. You don't have to be.

No, no different outcome. I tried some stuff on defense, and got burnt. Dunno what's up with the 1st Q.

Originally posted by Otega
Ya, not sure there is much we can do to stop the penetration that is going to happen on the 'morrow.

you couldnt stop the penetration... hopefully you guys lubed up to ease the pain

Originally posted by glwarriors
GG Gangsta - looks like you lost the battle of the shitty offenses.

yes GG! Haven't watched what happened yet, I know the O needs work!

I think I have a decent Defense, the offense eh not so much. But it did put up 17 points against a Seasoned team earlier in ladder. What up with them scheduling my lowly team against a Seasoned team anyway?

In reality the whole team is a project very early in progress and didn't expect them to be as competitive as they are this early so its a surprise. See how it holds up.

GG HOLY... was an ugly game that was won by a matter of inches.