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Galithor
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I've decided that the season 2 teams need the occasional thread in which we can all talk about how much Xavori likes to talk. I'm not going to go with the matchups format, but more of a review format. I'll do a new one of these for every level-up star obtained. So, to start the season, we're at level 10.

The Seasoned Top 10:

1. The Salty Runback - Dominated last season. Harrisonburg was able to beat them briefly, but then they locked back in and pushed their way firmly ahead of the pack. Now they rough up middle tier Journeymen teams in ladder games. It's hard to know how truly great they are, or whether they simply just matchup really well with Harrisonburg. They've just not had to really play too many other top 10 Seasoned teams. Maybe that will change some this year. They'll start the season attempting to plow the road for Season 2 teams higher into the Journeyman ranks.

2. Harrisonburg Bulldogs - Nastiest blitz in GLB. Somewhere along the line, Tdiddy decided that he wanted to assault morale to the maximum, and built his entire defense around the idea. You can hardly afford a TFL or sack against these guys. You definitely can't afford more than 3. They've got a decent offense to go along with it that got better this offseason with some superstar infusions. They start the ladder season with Andes.

3. Atlantic City Hookers - The biggest whore in GLB is Randall Cobb. QBs toss more balls into his hands than anyone. Dude demands to be double-teamed. His agility when hooking is exceptional. I'm done. Good team with an exceptional playmaker. They play an aggressive style of defense that occasionally get's them burned. Not ranked number 3 for nothing though. Starts the season in a rematch with Lost Lounge from the end of last season.

4. Lost Lounge - A very good passing attack got much better this offseason. Additions of S* at QB and WR will stress defenses heavily this season. Sieg76 is one of the top tier offensive coordinators, and Xavori's capable of defensive genius too. One of a few pass-first teams sitting in position to really start testing Harrisonburg's vaunted blitz defense this season. Get's Atlantic City week 1.

5. Hawaii Bulls - Superstars! They have 9 of em. These guys intend to run the football, and do so in a way that you can't stop. They are capable of converting 3rd down through the air too when necessary with decent efficiency. One of the better defensive teams as well, though I suspect their clock-eating ways on offense has something to do with that. Taking on Erie for the first ladder match.

6. Andes Chinchillas - Solid, somewhat balanced team that prefers to run the ball first. These guys have been a mainstay around the top 10 since early on in rookie season. Haven't been able to quite punch into the top 5 consistently for awhile though. Another well coordinated team. They're tackling Harrisonburg to start the ladder season with a chance to make a statement.

7 Air Raid - Much like Lost Lounge, a high flying passing attack on offense. You never see these guys line up in anything less than 3WR formations. Another team like Andes that's been hanging around the top 10 for awhile, but hasn't quite been able to punch into the top 5. This is my own team, and we're putting a little bit more effort in this season. I even made a spreadsheet when testing passing plays this offseason. It's true! Passing teams in general are a bit of a wild-card this season. The changes to coverage are TBD on how they'll impact these top tier ladder games when teams are using their competitive base offenses/defenses or even outright gameplanning. Air Raid takes on Los Cabos to start the ladder season.

8. Erie Swarm - Team that's looking like it's ready to try and take the permanent step up into top 10 from the 10-20 range. Plays a very strong brand of defense that will be very interesting to see with the coverage changes this season. They strive for balance on offense, and are well coordinated. They'll start the season against Hawaii.

9. Darkside Vasebreakers - The lounger's B team. Since the loungers generally have an idea of what they're doing, that means a top ten type team. It's basically the Lost Lounge, but without superstars. I expect these guys will be hanging around the top 10 all season. Starts off with Louisiana.

10. Louisiana Screaming Pelicans - Top 10 mainstay. Actually, had been top 5 consistently for awhile, but started suffering some setbacks later in season 3. Louisiana prefers to pass, but are more balanced than teams like Air Raid or Lost Lounge. the defense used to be elite caliber, but has probably slid down to simply very good status of late. Likely to hang around the top 10-15 this season. They start off with a good matchup against Darkside.

And that's it. Your top 10 Seasoned teams at the level 10 break.
Edited by Galithor on May 16, 2014 10:31:53
Edited by Galithor on May 16, 2014 10:30:57
 
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woo! someone actually doing a writeup on seasoned teams!

well done!
 
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Oh hey I'm on one of those teams
 
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Nice writeup. And I like this idea much better than my matchups for actually providing solid info and reviews of the teams. Of course, my format is much better for snarkiness and mockery, so it's not changing. Once there is an actual rookie top ten, I'll start it up again.

I have a plan for Randall Cobb, btw. It involves Tanya Harding, a baseball bat, and an undisclosed sum of flex.

Also, the Vasebreakers are not the Lounge B team. They're...different. They have different tools on offense, run a different defense (which I get to snark on after every game), and are likely in the hardest seasoned league so are getting a bit of extra attention this season.

If you want to see the Lounge B team, you need to check out Men Who Herd Cats. A team with 4 superstars on offense that scored zero points on offense in their opener
 
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Originally posted by Xavori
I have a plan for Randall Cobb, btw. It involves Tanya Harding, a baseball bat, and an undisclosed sum of flex.


this

shut him down the best we could last season and he still went 6 catches for 118 yards and TD with 35 YAC
Edited by TDiddy8701 on May 16, 2014 18:40:29
Edited by TDiddy8701 on May 16, 2014 18:40:17
 
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Tdiddy, use a preset playbook so we stand a chance
 
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Originally posted by TDiddy8701
woo! someone actually doing a writeup on seasoned teams!

well done!


 
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Yeah, I should've mentioned the vasebreakers rushing QB. I'll do more stats and stuff for level 11 after teams have some games in this season.
 
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Originally posted by hoshdude7
Tdiddy, use a preset playbook so we stand a chance


back to your old tricks... I remember the reverse psychology stuff rookie season

stop acting like you don't have a chance... you very well know you have a very legit chance of beating us tomorrow
Edited by TDiddy8701 on May 16, 2014 18:38:23
Edited by TDiddy8701 on May 16, 2014 18:38:08
 
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Originally posted by TDiddy8701
back to your old tricks... I remember the reverse psychology stuff rookie season

stop acting like you don't have a chance... you very well know you have a very legit chance of beating us tomorrow


thanks for reminding me, i need to pay off your kicker again
Edited by USC_Trojans on May 16, 2014 18:47:27
 
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Originally posted by Galithor


4. Lost Lounge - A very good passing attack got much better this offseason. Additions of S* at QB and WR will stress defenses heavily this season. Sieg76 is one of the top tier offensive coordinators, and Xavori's capable of defensive genius too. One of a few pass-first teams sitting in position to really start testing Harrisonburg's vaunted blitz defense this season. Get's Atlantic City week 1.


We are going with "Engage with Lounge" or "Lost Ashemes" this year.

Originally posted by Galithor


9. Darkside Vasebreakers - Since the loungers generally have an idea of what they're doing,


This statement is FALSE.

It is to my everlasting regret that there are no Lounge/Air Raid matches guaranteed this season, Galithor.



Edited by Sardonik00 on May 16, 2014 20:34:09
 
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if he misses another gimmee that decides the game, I will cut him on the spot... and by cut, that means with a knife or from the team... I haven't decided which... probably both

I actually think I had him named Scott Norwood back in season 2... that might explain why he choked so much
 
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Originally posted by Galithor
Xavori's capable of defensive genius too.


Edited by Sardonik00 on May 16, 2014 20:36:41
 
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Originally posted by Sardonik00
Originally posted by Galithor

Xavori's capable of defensive genius too.




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