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Xavori
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PSYCHE!!!!

Yes. I am bored. Why do you ask?

In fact, I'm only really checking in because of said boredom. Oh, and finding a new WR.

Speaking of WR's, why are there so many seasoned WR's who are really fast, but can't catch? Here I am just looking for a good possession guy, but all I see are Barry Allen wannabes. Have there really been that many lightning strikes going through windows, hitting random chemicals on a shelf, and splattering all over WR's?

Speaking of splattering all over...Jampy's mom. You just thought it. You can't unthink it.

Of course if Corndog doesn't get the backpedal turn fixes, those dragster WR's might actually be able to find jobs. Sure, they drop 2 of 3 passes, but when that 1 out of 3 is a TD, who cares? You could score a lot that way.

Speaking of scoring...nah. Too obvious.

Or maybe instead of a WR I should be looking for a TE? I know when it comes to women, I greatly prefer tight ends to wide receivers so maybe our QB would as well. Except our QB is Yukiko Amagi who is female...and well, maybe she is into girls. By the way, all of you now imagining some kind of perverted scene with Yukiko and a chick with a tight end, Yukiko is a high school aged girl so maybe you should just have a seat over here and wait for Chris Hansen to arrive.

Anyway, I'm running out of stuff to say so does anyone else have any jokes? I mean, besides A Good Day to Die or John Huntsman's coaching record that is. Maybe a good knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? A Jehovas Witness obviously because they're the only people who actually knock on my door since I live in kinda out in the country in Idaho and so the only other people who'd come visit are people who are close enough friends that they don't have to knock anymore.

As for the real Rookie Top Ten Countdown, I'm thinking I'll start it up after game 6 or so of the rookie season. The Loungers bought another rookie team (and if you want really funny, you should see the mess on the real Lounge board trying to organize a fourth team). Best part of that new team (besides the lulz of cat herding that is) is that we're in the same league as Corndog's new rookie zone defense experiment team. Hopefully we'll get them late in the season when our QB and WR's have developed enough that we have a real passing game and then many, many lulz will be had.
 
Justiciable
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Start it up on Game 1.

If you're truly looking for a way to kill time.
 
Xavori
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Originally posted by Justiciable
Start it up on Game 1.

If you're truly looking for a way to kill time.


#1 Brasil Devilz vs #1 Buffalo Blue Devils

#1 Convicted vs. #1 The ***O***

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sswift
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Rank the teams of Hydrogen league tbqh. It's loaded.
 
Mysterio
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Originally posted by sswift
Rank the teams of Hydrogen league tbqh. It's loaded.


 
HayRow
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Originally posted by sswift
Rank the teams of Hydrogen league tbqh. It's loaded.


now that you quit madison, it just got beefier!!! bangers took your spot you puzzies
 
kaiijy
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Originally posted by Xavori
#1 Brasil Devilz vs #1 Buffalo Blue Devils

#1 Convicted vs. #1 The ***O***

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Thanks for including 2 teams I play at.

We're looking for many players at Brasil Devilz, so don't be a stranger:

http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/forum/thread/5176098
 
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I'm going to miss these.
 
Mordaloch
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Originally posted by Xavori
PSYCHE!!!!


Speaking of WR's, why are there so many seasoned WR's who are really fast, but can't catch? Here I am just looking for a good possession guy, but all I see are Barry Allen wannabes. Have there really been that many lightning strikes going through windows, hitting random chemicals on a shelf, and splattering all over WR's?


he's on Glasgow: http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/player/47841
Edited by Mordaloch on May 13, 2014 02:59:23
 
Jampy2.0
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Originally posted by Xavori


Anyway, I'm running out of stuff to say so does anyone else have any jokes? I mean, besides A Good Day to Die


I caught this you slick bast***
 
avgbrad
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only 2 rook teams that matter are jebs and dd2

 
Rob.
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Originally posted by avgbrad
only 2 rook teams that matter are jebs and dd2



Nice try, but false. You have no knowledge of all the teams being built and their potential.
 
peeti
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Didnt DD2 fail the first time?
 
Galithor
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Originally posted by peeti
Didnt DD2 fail the first time?


if they're up to date on their QB rollout cheese and qb rollout defense, they'll be fine in rookie.
 


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