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Baby BANGER has let by points in League Play.

Sad day for GLB and GLB players everywhere.

We came in with a mentality of shutout. We played great ball all season long. Still got the victory, but surrendered 10 points.

Offensively did not play our best. Threw an interception early that led to a Field Goal. Fired back on the next drive with a Touchdown. but still.... it hurts to say to all of our fans here in the GLB forums, we tried to be the first team to shutout every team in season league play, but the burdon was just too much.

With two games left to play in league we failed. if we would have shutout the Live Oak Eagles, our next game is versus a team with 0 wins.... that could have been special.

so once again, Sorry, Baby Banger fans.... We tried

-Taco
 
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Wow. You finally have to play a decent team and suddenly your shutout streak ends. Color me totally surprised.

I mean, I don't think I'm going to be able to get over this shock. It'll be like at the end of The Crying Game where I shouted out, "Holy crap! That's Password is Taco's mom!" It might just be too much for my poor little heart to bear.

Then again, it's not surprising that someone without the accumen to properly spell "burden" or to realize that "Baby BANGER has let by..." is grammatically incorrect would be incapable of identifying that their vaunted defense was nothing but an ersatz facade obfuscating mediocrity.
 
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so what I am human. I was typing fast and made a small gramatical error. No big deal. Unless your profession is a teacher. For that I am truly sorry. Give me a B- Mr.Xav
 
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ITT: Too much assuming we care

Move to recaps

Urdoinitwrong

Fix ur builds

...there, that should cover it.
 
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Originally posted by Password is Taco
so what I am human. I was typing fast and made a small gramatical error. No big deal. Unless your profession is a teacher. For that I am truly sorry. Give me a B- Mr.Xav


In order to get a B-, your premise would have had to been correct in the first place.

Using Toulmin's model, it's clear that all season long you've been making claims without any warrants or backing. Basically you support your claim of the superiority of your defense with the data of a series of shutouts. But without some way to connect that data to the idea of good defense, it's meaningless. This has been pointed out to you a number of times this season by multiple sources.

Most of those sources then proceeded to complete their arguments by identifying the sub-par level of competition you'd faced. That you chose to repeatedly ignore such claims simply reinforces the idea that you lack the intellectual capacity necessary for identifying the quality of successes.

So no. No B- for you. No C. No D, either. You fail. You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
 
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A team full of pedophiles doesn't deserve shutting out the whole league.

Good riddance. Time to dissolve the team and start all over again tbqh.

In related news, you know who shut out Live Oak? The Denver Nightmares.
Edited by sswift on Apr 29, 2014 20:47:25
 
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Originally posted by sswift
A team full of pedophiles doesn't deserve shutting out the whole league.

Good riddance. Time to dissolve the team and start all over again tbqh.

In related news, you know who shut out Live Oak? The Denver Nightmares.


Do you know who's irrelevant

Denver Nightmares

Plus we shut them out the first time we played them
Edited by Password is Taco on Apr 29, 2014 23:58:39
 
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Baby Bangers giving up an average of 5 PPG to Live Oak.

Denver Nightmares giving up an average of 0 PPG to Live Oak.

xfd Baby Bangers on their way to the state penitentiary.
 
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I saw the title and I thought... are they finally releasing the babies?
 
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Originally posted by Xavori
Wow. You finally have to play a decent team and suddenly your shutout streak ends. Color me totally surprised.

I mean, I don't think I'm going to be able to get over this shock. It'll be like at the end of The Crying Game where I shouted out, "Holy crap! That's Password is Taco's mom!" It might just be too much for my poor little heart to bear.

Then again, it's not surprising that someone without the accumen to properly spell "burden" or to realize that "Baby BANGER has let by..." is grammatically incorrect would be incapable of identifying that their vaunted defense was nothing but an ersatz facade obfuscating mediocrity.


So someone posts a brag thread like you do weekly and you don't like it...
 
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Originally posted by Parab00n
So someone posts a brag thread like you do weekly and you don't like it...


1. My brag posts are built on meaningful accomplishments (well, as meaningful as anything in a web based simball game can be). Shutting out your team last season in the playoffs was meaningful because you're a very good coach. Shutting out a bunch of new players just learning the game like Baby did is not.

2. What possibly gave you the idea I didn't like his post? I loved his post. It was hilarious. If I hadn't liked it, I would have just skipped over it like I do so many other posts in this vein.

3. I will admit to being disappointed in his replies. It's not much fun to take the piss out of someone who just sits there and takes or can only come up with the lamest of comebacks. There's no challenge there. It's about as challenging as shutting out a bunch of new players just learning to play the game.
 


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