"You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game."-
(0-5) Milwaukee Breakers vs (5-0) Alaska Assassins
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/725/733
The entire Alaska crew is hotter than a whore house on nickel night. WR Jimmy Hands and WR Imon Fyah are by far the best Receiver duo in this league. This explains why both QB's have no problem slinging the pigskin up and down the field. Breakers on the other hand are more beat up than a 3 titty whore on nickle night. Milwaukee accomplish 1st place for being the worse of the worse. This game minus well be a bye week. Why should I even entertain the question of who I believe will win this game??? But if you need to hear me say it- Alaska win by a Blow out.
(1-4) Montana Crocodiles vs (1-3-1) Copenhagen Vikings
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/726/736
I nominate this match up for Terrible Game of the Week. This game is scheduled to be played in the parking lot of the nearest Wal-mart. With the Battle of inactive championship title on the line, Copenhagen should win this bout.
(3-1-1) Buffalo Gangstarz vs (1-4) Charlotte Ninjas
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/727/731
Buffalo is trying inch their way on the Goons for the Division lead. This is another great opportunity close in on that gap, playing a poor mans version of the Cleveland Browns (Charlotte Ninjas). Charlotte is Rank dead last in our league when you combine ladder games, this mean they have a special kind of talent when it comes to losing. Scoreless in their last 6 contest. Lick your chops Buffalo, and prepare yourselves for a feast.
(4-1) Jersey Goons vs (1-4) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/728/729
Goons took their first lump of the season in league play which can be heart breaking after starting off 4-0. However there is no shame in losing to a team like the Assassins. As long as they stop getting in their own way, the sky is the limit with the Goons. Now a team like the Politician have their work cut out for them. Let me be blunt about this... D.C suck so hard, they can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I can't figure this team out for the life of me. I can see the potential but lacking the fundamental to create any kind of consistency. I expect the Goons HB Rayster Rice and HB Scat Back will carry much of the work load- back up by the best player on their team DE Bug Gagne. Jersey win with out much of a struggle.
(3-1-1) Santa Fe Sugar Dwarves vs (5-0) All Madden
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/734/732
***Game of the Week***
Rumor have it that All Madden team will show up in their wife beater, basketball shorts and a pair of flip flops. I do intend to have Sugar Dwarves ironing our jock straps and manicuring our feet with black and silver cotton balls so it wont be considered gay. This is a great chance for Santa fe to test themselves against the best. This game could be a preview of the Play-offs.
(2-2-1) Winnipeg Wrath vs (2-3) Galactic Empire
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/735/730
This match up should be a treat to watch. The Wrath finally won their first game since week 1 of the season. Winnipeg QB Straight Cash Homie is currently the most sack QB in the league. DE Darth Maul from the Empire will have a field day. This game could really go either way because Galactic is like a box of chocolate, you just never know what you are going to get from game to game. Although since their first loss of the season, They find ways to stick around in tough games. My winner is Winnipeg in a very close game.






























