Western Conference, current standings
Chicago Bears (12-1) ranked 6th in scoring, 5th in yards. 3rd in points allowed and 8th in yards allowed. 2 tough games remaining. Should win out but Sons of anarchy or Straight Cocks Homie could give them their second loss. Defense has given up a lot of yards especially passing yards at 1800 plus. Team is winning with the running game currently 5 yards under 5000 yards on the season. Chances of winning the Western Conference about 70%
Crib Midgets (12-1) Offense ranked 9th in scoring, 11th in yards. Defense is 4th in both yards and scoring allowed. Defense is clearly the teams strength. Cribs run defense is solid being the 5th best in the league giving up just over 400 yards on the season. Cribs offense is very balanced at 2900 and 2500 in both passing and rushing. Crib has one tough game left on the schedule vs Offtopica but should win out. Crib beat Offtopica once this season 27-0 and also lost to Chicago 24-3. Team has a 60% chance of winning the West
Straight Cocks (11-2) Offense is 19th in scoring and 14th in yards. 6th in points allowed and 9th in yards allowed. Team has a shaky pass defense allowing over 2100 yards in the air. Cocks have a very balanced offense. The Cocks can mess up the final seedings by beating Chicago, their only tough game remaining this season. Chance of winning the West this season at about 45%
OffTopica (11-2) Offense is the teams strength at 4th in scoring and 3rd n yards. 10th in points allowed and 12th in yards allowed. Team has giving up 1000 yds rushing and just under 2000 in passing. One tough game remaining vs Crib could change the seedings. Offtopica suffered a very humiliating loss to Chicago 41-0 this past week which their offense strength was benched. Team has a 35% chance at winning the West.
Epic Holiday (9-4) Offense is 10th in scoring and 7th in yards. Defense is 18th in points allowed and 6th on yards. With such odd numbers either the team is not punting allowing teams to start with a few yard to score or special teams is killing them. Team is very balanced with over 3000 yds rushing and passing. Epic has Hardly Athletic and Lunch Box as their toughest matchups remaining. Epic should win out. Chance of winning West is at 30%
Hardly Athletic (9-4) Offense is 23rd in scoring and 20th in yards. Defense is 8th in points allowed and 11th in yards allowed. Defense is clearly the teams strength as Hardly has the worst offense of the 16 playoff teams. Rushing the ball is the teams strength at 2800 yds to 1300 passing. Hardly can win out if they can get past Epic Holiday. Chance of winning West 25%
Sons of Anarchy (7-6) Offense is 11th in scoring and 12th in yards. Defense is 6th in points allowed and 15th ion yards allowed. Defense allows the team to move the ball but they hold tough in the red zone. Passing is the teams strength at 4100 yards to 100 rushing. SOA has Chicago remaining on the schedule and holds all tie breakers over the 4 playoff bubble teams. SOA should have a lock on a playoff spot. Team has a 22% chance of winning the West
East West (7-6) 17th in scoring and 18th in yards. 15th in ptys allowed and 17th in yards. Team has the second worst offense of the 16 playoff teams. Defense is good but not great. Defense has given up almost 3000 yards in the air. The playoff picture is in doubt as well as East West faces 3 tough teams. Lunch box trying to get in the playoffs at 6-7 (could be a huge game) and Crib which will tough and Miami also fighting for a playoff spot. Any loss will be severe. Chance of winning the West at 10%
Miami GG (7-6) 14th in scoring, 8th in yards. 19th in pts allowed and 16th in yards allowed. Offense is this teams strength at over 4300 yds through the air. Defense will have to improve on its 2300 plus yds allowed through the air. Miami also fighting for a playoff spot has games against Lunch Box and East West. Team is already 1 game out of the playoff spot. They do get one free game that could help them gain a playoff spot but losses to Lunch Box and East West could land them out of the playoffs. Chance of winning the West 3%
Lunch Box (6-7) 18th in scoring, 17th in yards. 22nd in points allowed and 10th in yards allowed. Team gives up a lot of points but not yards, agains usually leads to not punting an giving up poor field position. Teams strength is offensive passing at over 3100 yards. Teams weakness is the multi. Too many teams, and having to focus on the power house All Pro takes away from his other teams. Team has zero scouting and getting knocked out of the playoffs because of the lack of scouting. Team still has Epic, Miami and East West to face. Chance of winning the West 1%
Eastern Boring conference
Tazvikes (13-0) Offense 5,2, Defense 1,3. Should be the only undefeated team this season. This team should have lost 2 or possibly 3 games. They did find a way to win however. Last 3 games are wins. Teams strength is strength early to mid season. Taz will have to hope ManogWars defense holds the other powerhouse teams down while the gimmick plays capture a couple of scores. Chance of winning the East is at 40%
All Pro (12-1) Offense is 1,1, Defense is 11th and 1. Only a 3 point loss to Taz and is expected to beat Taz the 2nd time around. Already manhandles FGC and this week we will see what they can do against Sub. Having the multi talented stinky Blister on the team could hurt AI chances more so than help. You just never know what you are going to get. Seems he has focused on Al lPro so they have the best shot in the East. Chance of winning the East 75%
Fighting Gamecocks (11-2) Offense 2,6, Defense 5,2. Already losing to the top 2 teams this season though they had the game vs Taz but failed to kick a FG, FGC will need a revamp of the offensive philosophy this playoffs and score some points. Defense has kept the top team Taz in check but the offense failed twice this season vs Taz. FGC will have to go through All Pro to face Taz yet again. Chance of winning the East 30%
Subversive (11-2) Offense 8,9th, Defense 2nd and 5th. Defense is their strength. Their 2 losses came against Taz and FGC. They face All Pro next to see if this team can beat a top ranked team. If not then its the same old Sub team, use the exploit defense early to mid season and can stop teams when the defensive builds catch up come playoffs and the blitzes dont work. Chances of winning East is at 25%
Friendly City (9-4) Offense 3rd and 4th, Defense 8th and 13th. Two tough games on the horizon will show if this team has any shot at the playoffs past the 2nd round. Subversive and All Pro are on the schedule. Offense is this teams strength and will need a lot vs these two teams. Probably will drop both and end up 10-6. Chance of winning the East 12%
The remaining East teams would probably not even make the playoffs had they resided in the West. PPP will win out but they have no running game at 300 yds on the season and 4800 in the air. AVG on defense giving up 1600 on the ground which is awful for a playoff team. SSJ is solid on offense but this is the East. Defensively they are just under 2000 at giving up yds through the air, Foozballars have lost 4 straight and 2 more on the horizon if Coastal plays ball. They do hold the tie breaker over NOPW saince they beat them and both teams expected to fnish 8-8. NOPW has a shot at the playoffs because they snapped their 5 game losing streak with back to back wins and have 2 easy wins remaining with a tough game vs FGC. Should finish 8-8 but they dont hold the tie breaker with Foozballars. Coastal could finish 8-8 but NOPW holds the tie breakers over them.
Chicago Bears (12-1) ranked 6th in scoring, 5th in yards. 3rd in points allowed and 8th in yards allowed. 2 tough games remaining. Should win out but Sons of anarchy or Straight Cocks Homie could give them their second loss. Defense has given up a lot of yards especially passing yards at 1800 plus. Team is winning with the running game currently 5 yards under 5000 yards on the season. Chances of winning the Western Conference about 70%
Crib Midgets (12-1) Offense ranked 9th in scoring, 11th in yards. Defense is 4th in both yards and scoring allowed. Defense is clearly the teams strength. Cribs run defense is solid being the 5th best in the league giving up just over 400 yards on the season. Cribs offense is very balanced at 2900 and 2500 in both passing and rushing. Crib has one tough game left on the schedule vs Offtopica but should win out. Crib beat Offtopica once this season 27-0 and also lost to Chicago 24-3. Team has a 60% chance of winning the West
Straight Cocks (11-2) Offense is 19th in scoring and 14th in yards. 6th in points allowed and 9th in yards allowed. Team has a shaky pass defense allowing over 2100 yards in the air. Cocks have a very balanced offense. The Cocks can mess up the final seedings by beating Chicago, their only tough game remaining this season. Chance of winning the West this season at about 45%
OffTopica (11-2) Offense is the teams strength at 4th in scoring and 3rd n yards. 10th in points allowed and 12th in yards allowed. Team has giving up 1000 yds rushing and just under 2000 in passing. One tough game remaining vs Crib could change the seedings. Offtopica suffered a very humiliating loss to Chicago 41-0 this past week which their offense strength was benched. Team has a 35% chance at winning the West.
Epic Holiday (9-4) Offense is 10th in scoring and 7th in yards. Defense is 18th in points allowed and 6th on yards. With such odd numbers either the team is not punting allowing teams to start with a few yard to score or special teams is killing them. Team is very balanced with over 3000 yds rushing and passing. Epic has Hardly Athletic and Lunch Box as their toughest matchups remaining. Epic should win out. Chance of winning West is at 30%
Hardly Athletic (9-4) Offense is 23rd in scoring and 20th in yards. Defense is 8th in points allowed and 11th in yards allowed. Defense is clearly the teams strength as Hardly has the worst offense of the 16 playoff teams. Rushing the ball is the teams strength at 2800 yds to 1300 passing. Hardly can win out if they can get past Epic Holiday. Chance of winning West 25%
Sons of Anarchy (7-6) Offense is 11th in scoring and 12th in yards. Defense is 6th in points allowed and 15th ion yards allowed. Defense allows the team to move the ball but they hold tough in the red zone. Passing is the teams strength at 4100 yards to 100 rushing. SOA has Chicago remaining on the schedule and holds all tie breakers over the 4 playoff bubble teams. SOA should have a lock on a playoff spot. Team has a 22% chance of winning the West
East West (7-6) 17th in scoring and 18th in yards. 15th in ptys allowed and 17th in yards. Team has the second worst offense of the 16 playoff teams. Defense is good but not great. Defense has given up almost 3000 yards in the air. The playoff picture is in doubt as well as East West faces 3 tough teams. Lunch box trying to get in the playoffs at 6-7 (could be a huge game) and Crib which will tough and Miami also fighting for a playoff spot. Any loss will be severe. Chance of winning the West at 10%
Miami GG (7-6) 14th in scoring, 8th in yards. 19th in pts allowed and 16th in yards allowed. Offense is this teams strength at over 4300 yds through the air. Defense will have to improve on its 2300 plus yds allowed through the air. Miami also fighting for a playoff spot has games against Lunch Box and East West. Team is already 1 game out of the playoff spot. They do get one free game that could help them gain a playoff spot but losses to Lunch Box and East West could land them out of the playoffs. Chance of winning the West 3%
Lunch Box (6-7) 18th in scoring, 17th in yards. 22nd in points allowed and 10th in yards allowed. Team gives up a lot of points but not yards, agains usually leads to not punting an giving up poor field position. Teams strength is offensive passing at over 3100 yards. Teams weakness is the multi. Too many teams, and having to focus on the power house All Pro takes away from his other teams. Team has zero scouting and getting knocked out of the playoffs because of the lack of scouting. Team still has Epic, Miami and East West to face. Chance of winning the West 1%
Eastern Boring conference
Tazvikes (13-0) Offense 5,2, Defense 1,3. Should be the only undefeated team this season. This team should have lost 2 or possibly 3 games. They did find a way to win however. Last 3 games are wins. Teams strength is strength early to mid season. Taz will have to hope ManogWars defense holds the other powerhouse teams down while the gimmick plays capture a couple of scores. Chance of winning the East is at 40%
All Pro (12-1) Offense is 1,1, Defense is 11th and 1. Only a 3 point loss to Taz and is expected to beat Taz the 2nd time around. Already manhandles FGC and this week we will see what they can do against Sub. Having the multi talented stinky Blister on the team could hurt AI chances more so than help. You just never know what you are going to get. Seems he has focused on Al lPro so they have the best shot in the East. Chance of winning the East 75%
Fighting Gamecocks (11-2) Offense 2,6, Defense 5,2. Already losing to the top 2 teams this season though they had the game vs Taz but failed to kick a FG, FGC will need a revamp of the offensive philosophy this playoffs and score some points. Defense has kept the top team Taz in check but the offense failed twice this season vs Taz. FGC will have to go through All Pro to face Taz yet again. Chance of winning the East 30%
Subversive (11-2) Offense 8,9th, Defense 2nd and 5th. Defense is their strength. Their 2 losses came against Taz and FGC. They face All Pro next to see if this team can beat a top ranked team. If not then its the same old Sub team, use the exploit defense early to mid season and can stop teams when the defensive builds catch up come playoffs and the blitzes dont work. Chances of winning East is at 25%
Friendly City (9-4) Offense 3rd and 4th, Defense 8th and 13th. Two tough games on the horizon will show if this team has any shot at the playoffs past the 2nd round. Subversive and All Pro are on the schedule. Offense is this teams strength and will need a lot vs these two teams. Probably will drop both and end up 10-6. Chance of winning the East 12%
The remaining East teams would probably not even make the playoffs had they resided in the West. PPP will win out but they have no running game at 300 yds on the season and 4800 in the air. AVG on defense giving up 1600 on the ground which is awful for a playoff team. SSJ is solid on offense but this is the East. Defensively they are just under 2000 at giving up yds through the air, Foozballars have lost 4 straight and 2 more on the horizon if Coastal plays ball. They do hold the tie breaker over NOPW saince they beat them and both teams expected to fnish 8-8. NOPW has a shot at the playoffs because they snapped their 5 game losing streak with back to back wins and have 2 easy wins remaining with a tough game vs FGC. Should finish 8-8 but they dont hold the tie breaker with Foozballars. Coastal could finish 8-8 but NOPW holds the tie breakers over them.
Edited by LordEvil on Apr 6, 2014 06:17:48